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Fibbing Friday – Gettin’ Wordy

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Fibbing Friday – Gettin’ Wordy

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

Find out more at the link found below.

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/05/08/fibbing-friday-8th-may/

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Below are 10 questions, the answers to which are entirely up to you.
The idea though is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly or even outrageous in your response as long as you evade the truth (or maybe bend it a little).

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The questions & my answers:

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1. What do you call a group of four ducks?  … A row of 4 restaurants is known as the Duck Line

2. What is a farrago?  … A farrago is a travel term meaning you have a long trip ahead of you (far to go)

3. What is a basilisk?  … The basilisk is a marker on the highway showing mileage

4. Where will you find the axilla?   … There are many axilla found in the nooks and crannies of your brain

5. Why do they call it ‘Charm School’?  … It’s a place of learning to build carved wooden chair arms

6. Who were Sooty and Sweep? … They are the helpful mice that turned into carriage horses in the Cinderella story

7. What makes Bumble Bees fly?  … It’s the potent drug in the  flower nectar that causes bees to fly around in a frenzy

8. What is Empty Nest Syndrome?  … It is the name of a senior citizen’s rock band.

9. What is a Beefeater?  It’s a misspelling – supposed to be ‘bee feeder’. Bee keepers do have to feed their bees, you know.

10. What breed of animal is a Bactrian? … The Bactrian is a member of the Ape family, closely related to the Silver Back Gorilla.

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© 2020 BS

 

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Fibbing Friday – T V Time

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Fibbing Friday – T V Time

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

Find out more at the link found below.

Below are 10 questions, the answers to which are entirely up to you.
The idea though is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly or even outrageous in your response as long as you evade the truth (or maybe bend it a little).

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https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2020/03/20/fibbing-friday-march-20th-2020/

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  1. In the US, what does PBS stand for? PBS = Peanut Butter Sandwich
  2. In the UK, what does BBC stand for? BBC = Bubble Bath Central
  3. Why did the dog in Duck Hunt pop up from the tall grass and laugh? It wasn’t a dog – it was a laughing heyena
  4. Better known as Blinky, Pinky, Inky, and Clyde, who are Shadow, Speedy, Bashful, and Pokey? I think they were circus clowns
  5. Who were, “The Orangutan”, “The Hamster”, and “Captain Slow”? They are the nick names of the three musketeers
  6. What was Bob Barker best known for? He has a ‘vlog’ where he interviews only people named Bob
  7. What was Ed McMahon most known for saying? We always called him “Vampire Man” \ have you seen those teeth!! He never says much.
  8. What do the games PUBG and Fortnite have in common? I don’t know these games, but probably they involve bird watching
  9. Who is Master Chief? Master Chief is the owner of a chain of beauty shops in the U S
  10. In the show, Keeping Up Appearances, what was Emmet’s main reason for wanting to avoid Hyacinth Bucket? Oh, I’ve seen this! He avoided Hyacinth because he was allergic to flowers

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© 2020 BS

 

One Minute Poem

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I’ve done these a few times, and it’s something fun. I take only one minute (timed) to write some words into some sort of silly poem. This is the latest. 🙂

One Minute Poem

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I watch TV

But not real – lee

Shows come and go

What about I don’t know

Flip the channel again and again

For what?

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© 2020 BS

Jingle – Stream of Consciousness Saturday – ‘ingle’

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Jingle – Stream of Consciousness Saturday – ‘ingle’ 

The Friday Reminder and Prompt for #SoCS Dec. 21/19

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Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is “ingle.” Find a word that contains “ingle” and use it any way you’d like in your post. Have fun!

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For SOCS today we have the letters ‘ingle’, or any word that includes those letters for our topic. Thanks Linda!

To join in this fun weekly challenge, and to see other entries, just click the above link.

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A ring, a ringle dingle

Today’s about the jingle

Bells are loud as we

Mingle with the crowd

A sign says Kris Kringle is here

But, have no fear

Form a single line

UGH = start over

My fingers are all a’tingle

Trying to write a jingle

But nothing ………..

30 minutes later, still watching

That single vertical line blinking at me ……..

Mystically being hypnotized into blankness ……

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Wishing everyone a Merry Christmas! Jingle some bells and have a good time.

Jingle Bells, Christmas, Jingle, Holiday

jingle bells of red, green & silver from Pixabay

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© 2019 BS

 

 

 

Fibbing Friday – Falsehood Fun

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Fibbing Friday – Falsehood Fun

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

Find out more at the following link:

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2019/12/06/fibbing-friday-6th-december-2019/

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What makes a hyena laugh?

A hyena laughs because it’s in his job description. When tourists come by to take his picture, they expect to see him laughing. What he’s really laughing at is the people taking his picture.

 What is Mrs Claus’ christian name?

Paitence – she has to put up with those pesky elves running around, reindeer stomping her garden, and Santa, her Mr. only has one job a year, and doesn’t even get paid for it.

 What did little Jack Horner pull out of his pie?

A hair – because the person who made the pie didn’t wear a hair net.

Where will you find the brightest star?

In the sky during the day time – it’s called the Sun.

 Which is the odd one out: feather, light, middle, heavy, dead

Dead, because when you’re dead – you’re out.

 What makes gas?

Beans, beans the musical fruit.

 Why do ants march?

Because the queen ant is a tyrant

What is a gaffer?

A gaffer is a golfer that cracks jokes during a round of golf. He’s a golfer/laugher = gaffer

 What is a polygon?

Polygon was the original name of the game of Monopoly, but it was vetoed – now it’s gone for good.

Why have all my questions begun with the letter ‘W’?

Because it’s the Weekend, so beginning the questions with W will remind us.

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© 2019 BS

Fibbing Friday – Mixed Bag Q & A

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Fibbing Friday – Mixed Bag Q & A

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2019/11/08/fibbing-friday-8th-november/

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1. What’s a cyclops? *** A clop is a sound a horse makes when he is walking. There once was a horse named Cy, and he did a lot of clopping, so they named it after him.

2. What’s next in this sequence? Y, G, B, B,  *** There was a chain of variety stores called T. G. & Y, a long time ago. They’ve since gone out of business, so the B B means Bye-Bye.

3. Patty has 4 apples and Pete pinched a pair. What do Patty and Pete have now? *** Bruised cheeks. This sounds like a math puzzle – I don’t do math puzzles.

4. How would an alien describe sheep? *** Fluffy clouds on the ground.

5. What is Fool’s Gold? *** It’s a crayon. The color is gold, but it will fool you by turning another color without notice.

6. Ginger, Scary, Posh, Sporty and Baby were the original Spice Girls. If you were to audition to be a sixth Spice, what would you be and why? Guys you can answer this one too! *** I’d be Spirit Spice – I’d bring a lot of spirit to the group, and if it bombed, I’d disappear since I’m a ghost.

7. Why are traditional teapots brown? *** Because if you turn the word around to ‘pot-tea’ you’ll know why. Nobody wants to see those kinds of stains.

8. What are the Winds of Change? *** Zephyrs – they swirl around leaving magic in their wake.

9. What is an amaryllis? *** A girl who lives in Amarillo TX is known as an amayrllis.

10. What are blues and twos? *** The sounds that shoes make – a squeaky, yet mournful sound.

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© 2019 BS

Daffy Drafts – NaNoPoblano 2019 – Day # 5

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Daffy Drafts – NaNoPoblano 2019 – Day # 5

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Well, I didn’t know what to post about today, so I took a look way back in my time machine of post drafts to see what I could see.

Here’s some from the years 2014 & 2016.

Sometimes I just write stuff to remember, or to try to work something out in using the computer, and they are still sitting there. Some are kind of funny now that I look back.

All of these have been resolved – I figured out how to do it. Yay 🙂

Anybody else go searching the long ago drafts you’ve made?

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POEM # 9

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REVIVAL

A nagging pain, like cotton wool

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MISSING!

It seems my ‘save’ and ‘preview’ tabs on here have gone missing. They were here earlier, now they are nowhere to be found.

Anybody have any ideas how to find them, I’d sure appreciate it! 🙂

Thanks!

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xyz a picture for me

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ok that worked ok from download computer/camera pictures. now how do you save a picture from say, pixabay or somewhere ? I try it, it says it’s saved, but then where does it go on the computer pictures? I can’t find them to transfer them to here on the blog? I need to find out how!!!

This windows 10 is hard to figure out. I knew how to do it before they changed everything, and we didn’t want to , it just did it on it’s own 😦 boooo not funny…

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trying pictures again

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Hey it worked! Yay!

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© 2019 BS

Typical – One Liner Wednesday

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Typical – One Liner Wednesday

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One-Liner Wednesday – One of Those Days

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I went into a McDonald’s yesterday and said, ‘I’d like some fries.’ The girl at the counter said, ‘Would you like some fries with that?’ ~ Jay Leno

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© 2019 BS