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Fibbing Friday – Trivia

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Fibbing Friday –  Trivia

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2021/07/23/fibbing-friday-july-23rd-2021/

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  1. According to the old TV commercial, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? … 500? Has anyone really counted? At some point you just have to bite into it.
  2. What did George the Grocer, a.k.a. Mr. Whipple ask us not to squeeze in his store? … You shouldn’t squeeze other customers, or try to squeeze into an already formed line at the check out.
  3. What song begins with the lyrics, “Livin’ on spongecake…”? … Sponge Bob’s Theme Song.
  4. According to the song, “Do You Know the Way to San Jose”, L.A. is a great big what? … Smog producer?
  5. What does Tony the Tiger say about Kellog’s Frosted Flakes? … They’re so sweet they’ll give you diabetes!
  6. Aside from caramel-covered popcorn and peanuts, what can be found inside a box of Cracker Jacks? … Little bitty parts and pieces of insects
  7. What does Lucky the Leprechaun say that kids are always after? … Kids are always after their next sugar high
  8. What toy was touted by its jingle as being “fun for a girl and a boy”? … Silly putty
  9. According to its marketing, what product just “keeps going and going and going…”? … The everlasting gobstopper candy
  10. Who was known as, “The Man of a Thousand Voices”? … Lots have tried to claim this title, but really it was a Mynah bird named Murry!

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© 2021 BS

Fibbing Friday

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Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2021/07/16/fibbing-friday-16th-july/

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Flying Saucer on Apple iOS 14.6 Ant on Facebook 4.0

1. What is an ant farm?  … We humans are the ants. UFO aliens are the farmers. We work on their farms

2. What is a flea market? … It’s a shop where you buy lots of little fleas to use in your flea circus.

3. What was the War of the Roses about? … The local horticulture club’s contest of who has the best roses.

4. If they’d been invented at the time, what car would Robin Hood have driven? … Some kind of car with a bird name, like a Falcon or a Lark

5. What are pieces of eight? … Spider legs Spider on Apple iOS 14.6

6. Where would you find a clapper? … There are lots of clappers in an audience at a show.

7. What is a cowlette? … It’s an implement to use to help you put on your cowboy boots. A long shoehorn.

8. What is chicken wire used for? … It’s used to fence in your Christmas tree so the dogs won’t eat the presents.

9. What is a toady? … It’s the name of a rock band – The Toadies

10. What is a nail file? … This is a special place with drawers to keep your cut fingernails in for safekeeping.

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“I Come From the Water”, by the Toadies

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© 2021 BS

Fibbing Friday

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Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2021/06/25/fibbing-friday-june-25th-2021/

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  1. What was the big deal about Fibber McGee’s closet? … I think he was a liar/fibber when he said there were no ‘skeletons’ in his closet. There were lots of them he wanted to keep secret.
  2. What’s the difference between a hoarder and a collector? … A hoarder keeps sheep and has a sheepdog to herd/hoard them. A collector comes by twice a week to collect the garbage.
  3. What was the intended initial purpose for the website, eBay? … To present a forum for people to discuss their boats.
  4. What is meant by the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”? … When you go treasure hunting you have to dig up a lot of trash before you find any treasure of the ancient cities.
  5. What is the significance of “file 13”? … It is a ‘hush-hush’ organization dealing with UFOs.
  6. What does it mean to “86” something? … It’s a sporting term used in football. When you get the 86 signal you go knock someone down.
  7. What displays when you enter an invalid web address into a web browser? … You get a big ? question mark, because the computer is as confused as you are.
  8. What does the “www” at the front of Internet addresses stand for? … We Want Whiskey
  9. What does HTML do?  … It’s used on the computer to round up all the local hotel/motel listings and vacancies.
  10. What is the purpose of CSS? … When you’re texting and you want to use a curse/cuss word but you shorten it to CSS.

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© 2021 BS

Fibbing Friday – It’s Getting Hot

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Fibbing Friday – It’s Getting Hot

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2021/06/18/fibbing-friday-18th-june/

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1. What is meant by a break in the weather? … This means the weather person on TV breaks into a show to announce that your area is under a severe weather alert.

2. Why does thunder clap? … It’s showing appreciation for the lightning show in the sky.

3. What is a heat wave? … That is when you see those wavy lines mirage on the road ahead of you in hot weather.

4. What are hot pants?  … When your dog gets overheated he pants a lot.

5. Who or what is canned heat? … This is a tin of spiced peaches.

6. Who sang ‘The heat is on’? … The people who roast Hatch New Mexico chile peppers – a hot job in the heat which gives you a hot mouth when you eat the peppers.

7. Where will you find hot air? … The planet Venus.

8. Who starred in the film Heat? … The gecko lizard who sells insurance on TV

9. Who or what is Hot Gossip? … This is another way to say you want some hot chocolate to sip.

10. What is a hot toddy? … This is a hot stuffed bear named Toddy as he comes out of the dryer. Not to be confused with the ‘wet teddy bear’ that comes out of the washing machine.

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© 2021 BS

Fibbing Friday

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Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2021/06/04/fibbing-friday-4th-june/

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Complete the following popular proverbs or sayings in your own personal style please!

1. A stitch in time saves…………………………………….. your underwear from falling down

2. Too many cooks……………………………………………. means there will be arguments about recipes

3. Many hands make…………………………………………. a really tall horse

4. A bird in the hand ……………………………………….. always lays a golden egg

5. Actions speak louder……………………………………….  when you’re yodeling a song in the mountains

6. All that glitters……………………………………………… is usually sharp, giving you a nasty cut

7. People in glass houses…………………………………… should buy some curtains

8. Fools rush in ……………………………………………….. because someone is chasing them

9. Don’t count your chickens …………………………….. because they don’t like to be counted and will peck you

10. Give them an inch………………………………………… and a pinch, with a winch, on a bench with a finch

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© 2021 BS

Fibbing Friday TV ads

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Fibbing Friday TV ads

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2021/05/21/fibbing-friday-21st-may/

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TV/Advertising slogans this week. You all probably know the real answers, but what could they have advertised or referred to……………………… ?

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1. You either love it or hate it. … Hair dye – you never know when you finish coloring your hair if you’ll love it or hate it.

2. They said you want to ‘Splash it all over’ … Milk – you’ve heard of having a milk bath, haven’t you. It does a body good.Click to view

 

3. Why have cotton when you can have silk? … Underwear made of silk is much more comfortable than if they are made of cotton.

4. ‘Because you’re worth it ‘ … You should splurge and buy a luxury automobile, instead of a sedate sedan.

5. ‘It does exactly what it says on the tin……..’  …  Caution! It says do not eat food from the tin – it will poison you!

6. What ‘Gives you wings’? … If you are a baby bird, you mama & papa bird gave you wings.

7. Where will you find an ‘awful lot of coffee’? … On the Island of Java

8. What is ‘Any time, any place, anywhere……… ?’ … This is the motto of the Post Office

9. What is soft, strong, and very ,very long? … An anteater’s tongue. Click to view

10. Name the product where ‘A little dab’ll do ya’ … Whipped cream in a can – but most people want more than a little dab of it.

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© 2021 BS

Fibbing Friday

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Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2021/05/14/fibbing-friday-may-14th-2021/

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  1. What exactly is a “rhetorical question?”  … This is a question concerning all things retro – history.
  2. What is meant by a “hair’s breadth”?  … This is when you have flyaway static hair, and you blow it off your face with a puff of air.
  3. How long is a “New York minute”?  … Probably the time it takes to cook a ‘minute’ steak on the stove.
  4. What does it mean to “fly by the seat of your pants”?  … It means you’re on a carnival ride.
  5. What does “by the skin of your teeth” mean? … That’s the nasty stuff that coats your teeth when you fail to brush them regularly.
  6. What are “the dog days of summer”? … These are fun holidays for our dogs – kinda like Christmas for dogs.
  7. What does it mean to “go ’round Robin Hood’s barn“?  … This phrase means to keep a deep dark secret & never tell.
  8. What does it mean when a project “gets the green light”? … This means something has been sterilized with ultra-violet light, but green.
  9. What does it mean to “eighty-six” something?  … Well, it means you’ve pulled the slot machine handle 86 times before winning a jack pot.
  10. What or where exactly is “file thirteen”?  … This is a manicurist’s term for filing fingernails.

Fibbing Friday

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Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2021/05/07/fibbing-friday-7th-may/

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1. What is a menagerie?  … This is a mannequin modeling men’s clothes at a store.

2. What is Victoria’s Secret? … She knows what the Fox says.

3. What is the secret of The Black Magic Box? … The Black Magic Woman stole all the Black Magic Markers from the box.

4. What do hurricanes, tornadoes and mosquitoes have in common? … They all buzz and bite.

5. What do Merlin and a Griffin have in common? … They were both hosts of a couple of  B & W TV shows from the 1950s.

6. Complete this famous trio: Sooty, Sweep and …………………….. Cecil the Seasick Sea Monster

7. Who are the Telly Tubbies? … Brightly colored plastic toys for children to play with in the bath tub.

8. Why are Hymns not called Hers? … Discrimination

9. Whose signature logo is The Whopper? … A company that makes frozen fish sticks

10. What is skiffle? … A skiffle is a blend of pancakes and waffles.

 

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© 2021 BS

 

Fibbing Friday – What’s the Difference?

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Fibbing Friday – What’s the Difference?

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2021/04/30/fibbing-friday-april-30th-2021/

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  1. What’s the difference between “going on holiday” and “taking a vacation”? … Holiday is a song by Madonna and Vacation is a funny Lampoon movie.
  2. What’s the difference between a “rubbish bin” and a “trash can”? … Rubbish bin is the ‘free take one’ box at a yard sale, and a trash can is an under-cleaned bathroom toilet.
  3. What’s the difference between the “boot” of a car and the “trunk” of a car? … The boot refers to the little baby booties hung from the rear view mirror in a car, and the trunk would be the GPS connection – that little fin like thing on the top of a car.
  4. What’s the difference between a “nappie” and a “diaper”? … A nappie is a man’s bow tie. It makes him look dapper. A diaper is a dishrag.
  5. What’s the difference between the “pavement” and a “sidewalk”? … Well, they are both streets, but the pavement gets potholes and the sidewalk gets cracks.
  6. What’s the difference between “chips” and “French fries”? … Chips are colorful plastic disks used in the card game Poker. French fries are foreign insects called flies.
  7. What’s the difference between the “bonnet” of a car and the “hood” of a car? … A hood of a car is a so called tough guy of a neighborhood who goes around vandalizing automobiles. A bonnet is slang for what his girlfriend is called.
  8. What’s the difference between a “rubber” and an “eraser”? … A rubber is the guy in the Mafia who is elected to assassinate someone by ‘rubbing’ them out. An eraser on the other hand is the guy who decides who gets rubbed out – the organizer of the bad guys.
  9. What’s the difference between a “flannel” and a “washcloth”? … A flannel is the smokestack on a ship. A washcloth is a sloth’s tongue.
  10. What’s the difference between a “pram” and a “stroller”? … A pram is a farm collective where hippies live. A stroller is a tool for applying paint to walls – it rolls the paint on very easily.

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Fibbing Friday – Two Times

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Fibbing Friday – Two Times

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2021/04/23/fibbing-friday-23rd-april/

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1. What is the significance of today in 1564 and 1616? … The first renaissance faire was held on this day in 1564, but didn’t catch on really until 1616. They were the precursors to today’s cos plays.

2. Who said “All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players’ … All the high school drama teachers when they were directing students for a stage play.

3. Who was widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and one of the world’s greatest dramatists ? … Noah Webster, because he wrote the first book – a dictionary of words, and wasn’t hesitant to promote his book by all media of the day.

4. What was The Globe? … Oh, this was a huge discount store in our town. It was here before Wal-mart came along, but now is out of business.

5. ‘Much ado about nothing’ was about what? … It means to make a mountain out of a molehill – in other words, insignificant rantings.

6. Who were Titania and Oberon? … These are very old, antique brands of wrist watches.

7. Who were known as The Weird Sisters or Wayward Sisters? … I heard they were sisters who went hunting for tornadoes in the heartland. Click to view

8. What is Bardolatry? … This is a process used in old fashioned kitchens, where the cook would use rendered lard to fry things in. It’s frowned upon these days as it’s bad for your health.

9. Who said ‘Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none ‘. … I don’t remember who ‘coined’ the phrase, but it is what’s printed on all of our coins.

10. Who was known as The Swan of Avon? … The collector’s bottle of perfume shaped like a swan with a crown on it’s head. It was sold by Avon Products.

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These are the Q & A from last week which I forgot to post:

 

https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2021/04/16/fibbing-friday-april-16th-2021/

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  1. What exactly is a “Five and Dime”? … A sneaky way to invite someone out to eat and to a dance… like ‘let’s jive and dine’.
  2. What gets sold at a ”General Store”? … You can get all your military badges, pins, ribbons, medals and clothing at the General Store.
  3. Why are they called “Department Stores”? … Because they are different than A-partments. You don’t live in a De-partment store.
  4. What’s so convenient about a “Convenience Store”? … Nothing – it’s a scam with the hint of it in the very word – Con (anti) venient.
  5. What is a “Blue Light Special”? … This is a neon light advertising beer
  6. Why do some people call all soda, “Coke”?  … Because I’m from TX and we do it to make extra conversation, because then we have to say what kind of Coke we really want.
  7. What franchise is nicknamed “The Home of the Whopper”? … The museum of famous fibs and lies collection … in other words – Fibbing Friday
  8. Which franchise claims to be “Finger-lickin’ Good”?  … That would be the company that makes ‘lady finger’ cookies.
  9. What does “IHOP” stand for? … Invading Humanoids of Pluto
  10. What does “Scattered, Smothered, and Covered” mean? … It’s a funny way of saying you have a messy bed, so get busy straightening it up.

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