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Fibbing Friday

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Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

https://sparksfromacombustiblemind.wordpress.com/2022/06/03/fibbin-friday-6-3-2022/

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Thanks for the fun questions, Melanie!

  1. Cool as a?
  2. Is that a   [ ? ]  in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
  3. Green as?
  4. Wet your [what]  ?’
  5. Too many [ ? ] spoil what?
  6. You can put lipstick on a what, but it will still be a what?
  7. O what a tangled web we weave, when first we what?
  8. Don’t throw the what out with the what?
  9. Many hands make light what?
  10. It must be what, because what don’t shake like that!

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Here are my answers:

1. Cool as a … penguin sitting on an ice floe.

2.  Is that a … candy bar in your pocket …

3. Green as … a Granny Smith apple

4. Wet your … potted plant regularly

5. Too many … fish … spoil the oceans, lakes, rivers, ponds with their nastyness

6.  You can put lipstick on … Mr. Potato Head … but it will still be a potato shaped toy.

7. What a tangled web we weave … when we try to untangle Christmas lights.

8. Don’t throw out … the silverware with the plate leftovers, or you’ll soon not have enough knives, forks, or spoons and have to go buy some more. (happens to us all the time)

9. Many hands make light … if you are like ET

10. It must be … an earthquake … because hurricanes don’t shake like that.

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© 2022 BS

 

Fibbing Friday

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Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2022/05/27/fibbing-friday-27th-may/

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Thanks for the fun challenge, Di! 🙂

This week has a theme of complete the song title.

 

1. I’ve got you under………………………….. a circus tent for your dog & pony show

2. Hi ho silver…………………………………… bells & cockle shells

3. Anyone who had……………………………. that bad fish should go see your doctor as soon as possible

4. Me and You ………………………………… should be corrected to ‘you and I’

5. Hats off ………………………………………. in the house

6. Everyone’s gone ………………………….. to buy stuff at the yard sales

7. Every Man Must …………………………. have a job

8. You’ll never find another ……………… four leaf clover

9. He ain’t heavy ……………………………. because he’s a stuffed teddy bear

10. I’ll meet you at ……………………………. Starbucks

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© 2022 BS

Dried Out

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Dried Out

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Desiccated mummy meat

Doesn’t matter if you heat

It mostly, mainly tastes like feet

Never ever will it meet …

My expectations

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note ~ this poem comes about because of a microwave dinner (stir fried chicken & rice). I’ve tried it a few times, as it looks good, but the little chunks of chicken are really bad & dried out even though I follow the directions. So I call it desiccated mummy meat. Oh, and I don’t buy it any more!

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© 2022 BS

Fibbing Friday

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Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

Thanks for the fun questions, Melanie! 🙂

https://sparksfromacombustiblemind.wordpress.com/2022/05/20/fibbin-friday-5-20-2022/

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  1. What’s behind the 8 ball? … an answer to your question pops up – yes, no, maybe, etc.
  2. What’s up the creek? … more water and probably bugs and fish
  3. What is hanging when one says, “Hang ten”? … you are hanging clothes out on the line to dry
  4. What size pole is it that you wouldn’t touch someone with? … probably a 100
  5. How do you feel when you’re on cloud nine? … floaty and cold because clouds are misty water vapor
  6. What does “at sixes and sevens” mean? … It’s some kind of games with dice and cards
  7. Do you take five? … Sometimes I take 5 minutes to put my make up on.
  8. Which sport is referenced when the term “four bagger” is used? … umm name some sport, ok – boxing?
  9. How many rings in the circus? ,,, well, nobody has ever counted them, but probably a lot of people are wearing rings on their fingers
  10. What is the loneliest number? … zero because it’s nothing unless another number is there, too.

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© 2022 BS

Fibbing Friday

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Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2022/05/06/fibbing-friday-de-ja-vu/

Thanks for the fun questions, Di! 🙂

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  1. What did the couch say to the toilet? 
  2. What caused the last traffic jam in town?
  3. What really powers the Internet?
  4. What is really between Trump’s ears?
  5. What is in the heart of Africa?
  6. What was the last meal eaten in the Garden of Eden?
  7. Who built the pyramids in the Yucatan?
  8. What is the highest form of flattery?
  9. Speakeasies were not secret bars, what were they?
  10. Alcatraz isn’t a prison, what is it really?
  11. What is in hamburger?
  12. What is the real question and answer to number #12?

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What did the couch say to the toilet?  … I love big butts, don’t you?

What caused the last traffic jam in town? … The highway department’s awful road building blueprints.

What really powers the Internet? … Thousands of tiny mice scurrying around behind the scenes

What is really between Trump’s ears? … foul, nasty, horrible thoughts

What is in the heart of Africa? … A Meerkat Colony

What was the last meal eaten in the Garden of Eden? … Apple pie

Who built the pyramids in the Yucatan… Ancient aliens from another universe

What is the highest form of flattery? … Being a copycat of someone … but I don’t really agree at all

Speakeasies were not secret bars, what were they? … Classes for learning foreign languages

Alcatraz isn’t a prison, what is it really? … A beautiful butterfly forest

What is in hamburger? … Some people like to put cheese in the middle of two patties, or steak sauce.

What is the real question and answer to number #12? … Q = Who let the dogs out? A = woof woof woof

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© 2022 BS

Fibbing Friday

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Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2022/04/22/fibbing-friday-april-22nd-2022/

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  1. Finish the quote: One of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s most famous lines is, “I’ll be…”  … A monkey’s uncle.
  2. Finish the song title: One of Randy Newman’s best known songs is “Why Can’t We…” … Have chocolate pie for desert.
  3. Twilight wasn’t about a teenage girl who falls in love with a vampire. What was it about? … Looking for UFO’s in the night sky
  4. What made Blade different from the vampires he hunted?  … He was an expert gardener.
  5. In what movie did Billy Crystal play a character named, Miracle Max?  … The Day of the Triffids.
  6. The Goonies wasn’t about a group of kids searching for a lost treasure. What was it about? … A trip around the world on a sailboat.
  7. What was name of the character than Alan Rickman played in the first movie that he starred in? … Mr. Tambourine Man.
  8. In The Professional, who does Natalie Portman’s character shoot with a paint pellet?  … Nobody
  9. The Phantom of the Opera isn’t about a disfigured man who terrorizes a Paris opera house. What is it about? … A haunted castle

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© 2022 BS

Square Odds 2022 – # 2 – Groundhog Day

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Square Odds 2022 – # 2 – Groundhog Day

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Happy Groundhog Day!

This isn’t a groundhog, but it is a funny gopher!

He’s fuzzy and sings and dances, and is from the movie, “Caddyshack”. We’ve had a lot of fun with him over the years, such as tricking the dogs (and people), setting him in all kinds of places and taking his picture.

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It’s time again for the Square Photo Challenge, hosted by Becky!

This month long challenge is to find all kinds of odd photos.

The first, and basically only rule is that the photo you post must be square sized!

It’s fun, so to play along and also to see other entries just click the link below!

Thanks, Becky! Looking forward to a fun month of squares.

https://beckybofwinchester.com/2022/02/02/the-square-odds-2/

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© 2022 BS

Fibbing Friday

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Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

https://sparksfromacombustiblemind.wordpress.com/2021/12/31/fibbin-friday-12-31-2021/

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  1. Instead of counting sheep, WHAT was counted? … Flowers on the Wall
  2. If auld acquaintance be forgot, what was remembered? … What you had for lunch yesterday, but sometimes I can’t even remember that!
  3. Time keeps WHAT  away? … Flies – there are not so many in the winter time
  4. The WHAT is gone, the song is over, thought I’d something more to say. … Unicorn?
  5. It was his WHAT time in the unemployment line? … sleepy
  6. WHAT in time does a stitch save? … a pair of socks
  7. Like wind on the plains and sand through the glass, we WHAT? … We live in west Texas where the dirt and sand blow all the time.
  8. If I could save time in a WHAT? … Bucket?
  9. Woke up, fell out of bed and then WHAT? … Cried, because it hurt!
  10. Lying in my bed, I hear the WHAT tick and think of you?… OMG! If I heard a tick (nasty blood sucking insect) in my bed I’d freak out!

BONUS

As the clock chimes midnight to ring in the New Year, a Spanish tradition involves eating twelve of what – one for each chime? … Tamales! Yay!
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“Counting Flowers on the Wall”, by the Statler Brothers

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© 2021 BS

Fibbing Friday

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Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2021/12/24/fibbing-friday-christmas-eve-2021/

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What did the Three Wise Men bring as gifts to the babe in the stables? … Diapers, a baby rattle, and a teething ring

2. Band Aid had a Number One hit with the same record 3 times. What was it? … Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow

3. Why is Rudolph’s nose red? … He forgot to wear his glasses and bumped into a wall

4. Who was Santa’s Little Helper? … The tooth fairy

5. What will you find on Quality Street? … A dairy farm

6. What is egg nog? … A knitted toboggan hat to keep your egg-shaped noggin warm

7. Who is Saint Nick? … A crow – this is the patron saint of theives

8. Where is Christmas Island? … In the kitchen. It’s the stand alone counter where all the fancy holiday food is laid out in a buffet style

9. What does Feliz Navidad mean? ,,, The cartoon adventures of Feliz, the Navy cat.

10. What is a gobbler? … An old fashioned dessert made of pastry and fruit, baked in the oven
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© 2021 BS

Fibbing Friday

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Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2021/12/17/fibbing-friday-december-17th-2021/

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  1. According to a song from a Disney animated movie, who put the “glad” in “gladiator”? … The advertising company wrote the song jingle heard on TV and radio. They sold radiators, and the logo was several smiling gladiator repairmen.
  2. What classic Disney film showcased short animated sequences set to classical music scores?  … It was a virtual reality film called ‘Hear the Music – Be the Music’.
  3. What classic Disney live action film featured Sean Connery singing? … This would be a dance film called ‘Hokey Pokey Heist’.
  4. What In the Disney film, That Darned Cat, staring Haley Mills, did the cat’s name, D.C. stand for? … One of my favorite films. The cat’s initials DC stands for Darlin’ Clementine.
  5. Exactly who were the main characters of Disney’s In Search of the Castaways searching for? … Tom Hanks and his Wilson ball.
  6. Which Disney “live action” remake technically had no live actors or animals, and was really just a CG animated film with realistic graphics? … Froggie Went ‘a Courtin’
  7. Who played the Genie in Disney’s live action remake of Aladdin? … The girl from Ipanema
  8. Who or what was Chip in Disney#&8217;s animated movie, Beauty and the Beast? … A chunky chocolate chip cookie.
  9. The prince in Disney’s Sleeping Beauty was named after what real-life Royal? … The Burger King
  10. What question did the caterpillar ask Alice in Disney’s animated classic, Alice in Wonderland? … ‘What did the Fox say?’

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© 2021 BS