Tag Archives: Silly Questions

Fibbing Friday

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Fibbing Friday

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2019/08/30/fibbing-friday-30th-august/

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I’m late as usual posting my responses to challenges. But this one is fun, so here it is on Monday! 🙂

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These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

The instructions you can find at the above link.

The questions:

1. What are Porkies, Chorkies and Morkies?
2. Why did the Wicked Witch of the West melt?
3. Will Smith said ‘I’ve got to get me one of these’. What was he referring to?
4. Why aren’t dumb blondes quiet?
5. Why do they call it ‘High Tea?’
6. What makes a banana split?
7. What happened when the Princess kissed the frog for a second time?
8. What goes best on rhubarb?
9. How is the best way to serve coffee?
10. Why are rock buns so called?

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My silly answers:

  1. These are specialty sandwiches made of pork, chicken, and mutton.
  2. The wicked witch melted because it was 120 degrees in Kansas that day.
  3. Will Smith wanted one of those porkie, chorkie morkie sandwiches
  4. Dumb blondes aren’t quiet because they are dim bulbs and want to prove it
  5. They call it ‘high tea’ because in order to properly partake of the libation you have to perch upon a ladder.
  6. A banana splits because it wants to be a cheerleader.
  7. The 2nd time the Princess kissed the frog, she threw up because he had bug breath.
  8. Asparagus goes best on rhubarb, because red and green look like Christmas colors.
  9. The best way to serve coffee is to lob it over a net with a tennis racket.
  10. Rock buns are so called because the chef baked them too long and now they are stale.

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Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️

© 2019 BS

Question Fun – General Wotnuts

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Question Fun – General Wotnuts

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Question Fun – General Wotnuts!

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The Topic Today Is – General Wotnuts

What does it mean when someone says “What is a silly question?”

I guess they want you to ask them a silly kind of question.

What would be the better pet? A unicorn or Pegasus?

I’d like a Pegasus better.

Why?

They are cool looking, and can fly.

Why Y and Why is Y where it is, and why is Y called just Y and not Why?

Why do you ask these strange questions about the letter Y? Y just is…someone somewhere said that’s what it is and we believe them. That’s why.

Would you if offered the choice of knowing or not knowing the day you die and how take it?

No

Which is worse in your eyes, smacked in the face or smacked on the behind?

face

Given the choice of creating a totally new ice cream or a totally new fruit what would you pick?

ice cream

What would you create for either one of the above answers and what would it taste like and what would you call it?

Maybe a sweet iced tea with lemon flavor. It would be topped with a lemon drop candy. I’d call it Flavor of the South.

Uh oh – you have two choices, to eat something alive and wriggling and squirming or something that’s been dead awhile and is rotting?

I choose neither one. There’s always the choice of no choice, isn’t there?

What is your favourite non popular smell?

Is this a trick question? If the smell is not popular and bad, it wouldn’t be my favorite. Everyone’s preference of smells is different, so what I like/don’t like could be opposite of someone else.

61 minutes and counting down is ALL you have to creatively get rid of a body in the middle of the supermarket …. mm … how are you going to achieve that?

Well, this is creepy! I’d call authorities and they’d remove it. Also, the question never said it was a ‘dead’ body. The store is full of living bodies, you know, people. You could holler Fire! and every body would leave immediately!

I am not sure about garden gnomes they kind of look a bit shifty to me, what about you?

haha Yes!

What is your most favoute unusual noise?

The sound of my coffee machine making my first cup of coffee in the morning.

What are five of the most commonly stolen items from the office?

pens, paper, snacks from the break room, toilet paper, and staples/staplers?

Do you have a secret talent or skill that you don’t get to use very much?

Untying and untangling knots. I do this for myself all the time, but almost nobody asks me to untangle their knotty things. They used to, though.

If I gave you 40,000 of your own currency to start a business, what kind of business would you start?

A used book store. I’d have more than one, in different locations, and they would be nice places to come find books, or to just sit and read.

What is your favorite board game and why?

Scrabble…because I like word games.

Name two things that can cause friction between people?.

Money or lack of enough money, and what rules you think are important in raising your children.

Are you afraid of the dark?

Absolutely not! Dark time is my favorite time! You can gaze at the stars and moon, dreaming of galaxies and other worlds.

If not the above, what are you afraid of?

Fish … and you knew I’d say that! haha

Create 3 silly questions of your own?

I’ll have to think about these… back soon… okay here ya go…

Where do you go when you say you’ll be right back?

How long will you ‘really’ be gone, when you say you’ll be right back? A minute? An hour? A day? Infinity time? Never ever come back?

Why do you say  – “I’ll, be right back”, instead of “I’ll be left back?”

If asked a question you only partially knew the answer to in a group of intellectuals would you answer it with a serious face and bluff or would you decline to answer the question?

I’d pretend I knew what I was talking about, and convince others that I was right.

What’s missing from this line up?

What is missing is you asking for a couple of quotes about some topic, AND… there is no music question…!!! I need some music on here, so…. 🙂

 

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At night, when the sky is full of stars and the sea is still you get the wonderful sensation that you are floating in space. ~ Natalie Wood

For my part I know nothing with any certainty, but the sight of the stars makes me dream. ~ Vincent Van Gogh
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Why does A lead to B and not N or Z, and answer this question from your gut not your conventional learning?

Huh? A B C and 1 2 3 … it just sounds right.

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Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️

© 2019 BS

20 Odd Questions – Wrong Answers

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20 Odd Questions – Wrong Answers

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As always, I’m late to the party, but I saw these funny questions recently, and wanted to answer them.

I saw them first on Melanie’s blog, and they started out on Rory’s blog. The links are below:

It’s Just Plain … Silly!

https://sparksfromacombustiblemind.com/2018/11/14/20ish-questions/

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Rules

‘It’s Just Plain….”

Ten questions for you to answer in the silliest way possible without giving the right answer!

You know me, l love quacky and wacky!

Don’t answer the questions the right way!

Nominate one blogger to answer the questions, but before you do, create 2 new questions of your own to replace 2 existing questions.

“It’s Just Plain …” created by  A Guy Called Bloke and K9 Doodlepip! a pingback is always welcome but it also means l don’t miss out on the silliness either!

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Keep in mind, these questions are all in fun, and are supposed to be answered wrong, or at least funny!

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  • How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead? 

Because many moons ago remote controls didn’t exist, so now we believe them to be a magic wand. Plus the static electricity generated from our fingers sometimes will jump start the ‘troller’s’ batteries, you know…like magic!

 

  • If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? 

Because there is nothing really that rhymes with the word ‘orange’, so the poor downtrodden color gets it’s only fame from being the only designated color & name of the lovely citrus fruit…called Orange.

 

  • Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?  

Because the radio DJ might mention a number on the countdown of popular songs, or you might hear the song “867-5309 Jenny”, and confuse it with the address you’re looking for. It could totally happen! So…turn down that volume, okay?

 

  • Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?  

This is a trick question. Lemons squeeze out ‘real’ lemon juice.

 

  • Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?  

Because the universe is wack-o. And back to the lemons…lemon juice will lighten your hair, too. Will coffee slathered on your skin make it darker? I think not.

 

  • Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?  

Babies are like little birds, always cheeping for their food. And that reminds me…someone might say of someone that they don’t eat much, so they eat like a bird…well, birds are ravenous and will eat constantly. They empty our bird feeder in a matter of minutes.

 

  • Why isn’t 11 pronounced “onety-one”?  

Because whoever invented language thought it sounded funny, and they were stick in the muds, who didn’t want anyone to giggle at funny words.

 

  • What disease did cured ham actually have? 

The disease of not being actually cooked. Cured, smoked, made into jerky…it’s all the same…raw meat.

 

  • If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? 

Electricity comes from the sky as lightning. You ever seen an electrical storm in the sky? Freaky beautiful! You’d be a moron if you stood out in the middle of lightning, especially with a golf club pointing to the sky.

 

  • What is something that everyone looks stupid doing?  

Chewing chewing chewing

 

  • What would your autobiography be called?

“Slowly I turned…step by step…inch by inch…Boo!”

 

  • Which animal would be the King/Queen/President (other gender-neutral terms are available and can be used, here) when (yes, I said when, the AI’s won’t be taking over, animals will) the animal kingdom rise up and take over?  

Never mind the animals, birds, and insects…watch out for the plants! Can anyone say Triffids and Audrey II. The Venus Flytrap is a known specimen from another planet. You may think of them as innocent little fly eaters, but just you wait! “Feed me, Seymour!”

 

  • You’re on death row for a crime of your choice, what did you do, why did you do it, and what would your last meal be and why?

I would have been falsely accused, but I’d demand all my favorite Mexican foods. That way I could gas them before they could gas me.

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  • If your pet/child or the fly that lives in your bedroom if you have neither, had to give you a reference for your dream job, what would they say and do you think you’d get the job?  

My cat Cricket would say hire her for outer space exploration, because she’s already an alien, and waaayyy out there.

 

  • A penguin walks through the door right now wearing a sombrero. What does he say and why is he here?  

He’s here because I always take in homeless animals, and dress them in funny costumes. He sings, ” Gimme the beat, boys, and free my soul…I wanna get lost in your rock ‘n roll, and drift away.”

 

  • How would you sell hot chocolate (cocoa) in the hottest country in the world? 

Skipping this question

 

  • If you were a pizza delivery person, how would you benefit from the use of scissors? 

Pizza delivery persons depend on tips from the customers, so they tell the customers they will cut up their ticket price in half, and then the customer will give them a bigger tip of money for themselves.

 

  • If you could have a machine that produced £100 for life, how much would you be willing to pay for it? 

Nothing…if all I got was $100 to last a lifetime. Wouldn’t be worth it. And, besides…whoever invented this machine wouldn’t want to part with it if it really worked, so I’m sure I wouldn’t be cut in on the deal.

 

  • If you could have dinner with three people alive or dead, who would you pick and why?

Skipping this question

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Now, two silly questions from me…

Why do they call it ‘sun bathing’ when you don’t get wet?

What can you hold in your right hand that you can’t hold in your left hand?

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Breaking the rules…breaking the rules…not nominating anyone this time…just go for it if you want to.

And…that’s all for now…hope you had as much fun reading these as I had answering them. 🙂

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Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️

© 2018 BS