Fibbing Friday – Creepy Fish
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- How did tartar sauce get its name? … It began with a collision – Two brothers (last name of Tar) bumped into each other in their kitchen. First Bro: You got your pickle in my mayonnaise! … Second Bro: No, you got mayonnaise on my pickle! So they compromised and the condiment was invented and named after them – Tartar sauce!
- Why is Mardis Gras (aka Shrove Tuesday) also known as Pancake Day? … Because In New Orleans there are lots of French speaking people, and they like crepes, so to make it easier to pronounce they just called it Tuesday Pancake Day.
- Why do so many people eat fish during Lent? … I don’t know why anyone would want to eat fish, but maybe this one day someone lent them some to try.
- What is the difference between sushi and sashimi? … Susi and Sashi were mermaids – one a blonde, the other a red-head.
- What is noodling? … That is what you do when boiling pasta noodles for spaghetti.
- How do you clean a fish? … You don’t – you don’t like fish, you don’t go fishing, and you certainly don’t give them a bath!
- What are Swedish fish? … Bad people in Sweden who are internet Trolls.
- What is a Bishop’s Mitre? … This is where the congregation passes through the doorway detector that identifies who has lice and mites, or other pests.
- What was the movie, The Shoes of the Fisherman about? … This movie was about a cobbler who made specialty shoes for sportsmen.
- What is the first day after Lent known as? … Return It Day – because when you lend someone something, you expect it to be returned to you the next day.
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