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Fibbing Friday

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Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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  1. sphincter  … An Egyptian tourist attraction
  2. phalanges … A small tributary stream of the river Langes
  3. rectum … A gym rec (recreation) center where you use body building exercise machines
  4. varicose … A mash-up of the words very/close, as heard in the south.
  5. aorta … A dab of leftover food, better known as just an ‘ort’.
  6. vein … Old timey prospectors are lucky to find a rich vein of minerals such as gold in the mountains.
  7. artery … A picturesque hide-away where artists form a colony to paint in private.
  8. alveolus … This is the center seed of an avocado.
  9. bacteria … This is the back room of a cafeteria restaurant’s kitchen.
  10. virus … A club for women named Vi. Their logo says Vi ‘R’ Us

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Fibbing Friday – Creepy Fish

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Fibbing Friday – Creepy Fish

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2021/02/19/fibbing-friday-february-19th-2021/

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  1. How did tartar sauce get its name? … It began with a collision – Two brothers (last name of Tar) bumped into each other in their kitchen. First Bro: You got your pickle in my mayonnaise! … Second Bro: No, you got mayonnaise on my pickle! So they compromised and the condiment was invented and named after them – Tartar sauce!
  2. Why is Mardis Gras (aka Shrove Tuesday) also known as Pancake Day? … Because In New Orleans there are lots of French speaking people, and they like crepes, so to make it easier to pronounce they just called it Tuesday Pancake Day.
  3. Why do so many people eat fish during Lent? … I don’t know why anyone would want to eat fish, but maybe this one day someone lent them some to try.
  4. What is the difference between sushi and sashimi? … Susi and Sashi were mermaids – one a blonde, the other a red-head.
  5. What is noodling? … That is what you do when boiling pasta noodles for spaghetti.
  6. How do you clean a fish? … You don’t – you don’t like fish, you don’t go fishing, and you certainly don’t give them a bath!
  7. What are Swedish fish? … Bad people in Sweden who are internet Trolls.
  8. What is a Bishop’s Mitre? … This is where the congregation passes through the doorway detector that identifies who has lice and mites, or other pests.
  9. What was the movie, The Shoes of the Fisherman about? … This movie was about a cobbler who made specialty shoes for sportsmen.
  10. What is the first day after Lent known as? … Return It Day – because when you lend someone something, you expect it to be returned to you the next day.

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Fibbing Friday – Would You Believe?

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Fibbing Friday – Would You Believe?

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2021/01/08/fibbing-friday-january-8th-2021/

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  1. What do the abbreviations, B.C. and A.D. stand for? … Bacon Crumbles and Artichoke Dip
  2. What do the abbreviations, B.C.E. and C.E. stand for? … Be Conscious Everyday and Creepy Eel
  3. What event triggered the start of the U.S. Civil War? … Tea – some wanted it hot – some wanted it iced
  4. What were “The Wars of the Roses?” … A flower arranging competition.
  5. Where was the Kingdom of Prussia located? … On your painting palette – a tube of Prussian Blue paint.
  6. According to the account in Genesis, what happened at the Tower of Babel? … It was a battle of the bands contest.
  7. What artistic style is Pablo Picasso famous for? … He was famous for using colored pebbles in mosaic form to make pictures.
  8. January 6th was two days ago. What makes it special?  … It was my daughter’s birthday!
  9. In the comic strip, Calvin & Hobbes, who or what is Hobbes? … Hobbes is Calvin’s subconscious brain.
  10. The song, “Home on the Range” asks for a home where what two animals play? … Chickens and porcupines.

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Fibbing Friday – British Bits

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Fibbing Friday – British Bits

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This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/11/06/fibbing-friday-6th-november/

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I have no idea what any of these question are about, so maybe these are real lies, maybe not? haha

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1. Who met for the first time at The Duck and Drake Inn in London on May 20th 1604? …  Ye olde poultry farmers association met here.

2. Why was the opening of Parliament delayed from July to November the following year?  … There was a powdered wig shortage. .

3. Who used the name John Johnson as an alias? … The president of a denim fabric manufacturing company They made blue jeans called John’s Jeans.

4. Why did the Gunpowder Plot fail? … Well, the fireworks extravaganza went up in smoke right before the display.

5. Who designed the iconic Guy Fawkes mask? …  A select, secret tribe in the jungles of the rain forest.

6. Why are the cellars of the Palace of Westminster inspected before Parliament opens? … To make sure there is enough imported wine for the festivities.

7. What do MacBeth and the Gunpowder Plot have in common? …  Oh, he was the pyrotechnic genius who created the fireworks designs.

8. Where will you find Guy Fawkes Island? … You’ll find that island off the coast of Africa in the never-never land of Zanzibar.

9. Who was on the throne at the time of the Gunpowder Plot? …  MacBeth was in the loo reading the newspaper at the time, so that’s why the fireworks fizzled out.

10. How did Guy Fawkes die? … The parliament deemed him a danger to the public, so sent him into outer space on a giant firework rocket and it exploded.

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Fibbing Friday

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This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun. 🙂

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What tax did Henry VIII introduce in 1535? … I believe he invented the taxi cab, then introduced it to the people.

2 Who entered a contest for his own lookalike, and came third? … Joey, from the tv show Friends, when he found his identical hand twin.

3 What sort of creature is a mountain chicken? … A mountain chicken is sorta like a mountain oyster, but some people say it tastes better.

4 In which city is the UK’s Dyslexia Research Trust based? … I don’t know many cities in the UK, so I’ll guess … Birmingham?

5 What is Scooby Doo’s full name ? … Scooby ‘Whoyagonnacall’ Doo.

6 What is a zeedonk? … I know what it is – it’s the last letter of the alphabet.

7 Coprastastaphobia is the fear of what? (and no, I can’t pronounce it) … It’s the fear of nightclubs, like the Copa Cabana.

8 What is an orange pippin? … This is a cute little bird from way up north.

9 What is a Royal Flush? … It’s a very expensive mixed drink.

10 Who is currently 15th in line to the British Throne? … I’d vote for the Queen’s corgi dogs, for sure.

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Fibbing Friday – Quirky Quotes & Questions

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Fibbing Friday – Quirky Quotes & Questions

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

Find out more at the link found below.

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/07/31/fibbing-friday-31st-july/

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Who said………….

1. ‘All the world’s a stage, and men and women merely players…………..’

Instruction manual rules for Aliens playing a sims game with real people here on earth. 🛸🛸🛸

2. ‘Stay away from negative people, they have a problem for every solution.’.

Advice from  a beautician to her customers while fixing their hair.

3. ‘I’m not overweight, I’m just nine inches too short.’

Goldilocks as she tries to fit into one of the three bears beds. 🐻🐻🐻

4. ‘A lie told often enough becomes the truth’

Magic 8 ball game advice. 🎱🎱🎱

5. ‘The only reason people are nice to me is because I have more money than God’ –

I don’t know who said this, but I’m getting a headache from thinking of it. ❓

and five random questions:

6. What is a gramophone?

Back in the old days this was the way people communicated over long distances – by telegram.

7. Where will you find a giblet?

You’ll find a Giblet in a baby crib. He’s the son of one of the Gibbs brothers of Bee Gee fame.

8. What makes corn pop?

Put an ear of corn onto a fashion runway, in a trendy shirt, and he’ll for sure ‘pop’ his collar. 🌽

9. What is a meme?

A meme is a monster, thus we get the phrase ‘screaming meme’.

10. What is meant by lollygag?

Oh, poor little pollywog, the baby frog that couldn’t swim as fast as his brother & sister frogs, and lagged behind. 🐸🐸🐸

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Fibbing Friday – Q & A Melange

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Fibbing Friday – Q & A Mélange

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

Find out more at the link found below.

https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2020/07/10/fibbing-friday-july-10th-2020/

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  1. Who sang the song, “Dust in the Wind”? … The Wizard of Oz was known to sing the Dust in the Wind song a time or two, when he wanted to rustle up a tornado.

 

  1. Finish the lyric: If you’re blue, and you don’t know where to go to, why don’t you go… … Why don’t you go to a paint store to get some more colors.

 

  1. Why is a two-wheel hand truck sometimes called a dolly? … Those little rolling contraptions were to haul around the cloned sheep – all named Dolly.

 

  1. The movie, Office Space wasn’t about office workers rebelling against their terrible boss. What was it about? … Office Space should have been called ‘Lice in Space’, because they had to evacuate the building to let the exterminators fumigate.

 

  1. What is gasoline more commonly called in the U.K.? … Gasoline has a funny word in the U.K. which is ‘push-o-line’ because the fuel pushes the vehicle forward.

 

  1. What is gasoline more commonly called to in the U.S.?  … In the U.S gasoline is known commonly as ‘go-juice’, because when you use it you can go places.

 

  1. Why did Elon Musk launch a car into space?  … I’m thinking he launched a car into space because his art project ‘Cadillac Ranch’ in Texas needed a boost.

 

  1. Robin Hood didn’t rob from the rich and give to the poor. What did he do?  … Robin Hood was a cool bird who visited bird feeders, eating all he could every day.

 

  1. What was Murder on the Orient Express really about?  … I heard that the train company employed lots of cats to catch the infestation of mice = murder you know.

 

  1. What was the last song ever recorded by the Beatles? … Oh, that’s an easy one! It was ’99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall’.

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Fibbing Friday – Now You Know

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Fibbing Friday – Now You Know

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

Find out more at the following link

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/02/28/fibbing-friday-28th-february/

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Below are 10 questions, the answers to which are entirely up to you.
The idea though is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly or even outrageous in your response as long as you evade the truth (or maybe bend it a little).

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1. Where will you find a windlass?

You won’t find a ‘wind lass’ here, because every day we have the wind blowing more – not less

2. What’s the difference between a paddle and an oar?

They are two different animals – a beaver with a paddle tail, and a wild boar like a pig.

3. How do you bore water?

Water gets bored when it’s just sitting still. It really wants to bubble and boil to have fun.

4. If 007 has a licence to kill, what do the previous 6 have licences for?

They have their rabies shots vaccination tags license.

5. Why do we have pancakes on Shrove Tuesday?

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I like pancakes any old day, or night, or morning. The more the better.

6. Why do we say something is ‘dog-eared’ if it’s shabby or tatty?

Because those little puppies are so cute with one floppy ear, you just want to love it.

7. What colour are peacock eggs?

Probably peacock eggs are purple and green and gold swirly patterned.

8. What is the difference between the Big Dipper and The Plough?

Well, the plough is out in a field, and a big dipper is up by the house by the well water.

9. How do you make Sloe Gin?

Sloes are plums, I think. You mash them up in some alcohol.

10. Who were The Goons?

The Goons were those white wormy things you find in the dirt – also called Grub worms.

Fibbing Friday – Hearts & Flowers

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Fibbing Friday – Hearts & Flowers

 

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

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https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/02/14/fibbing-friday-for-the-romantics-in-you/

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1. Which Hollywood couple met as Mr and Mrs Smith?

Two pie bakers who became famous for the apple pies called ‘Smiths Apple Pies’.

2. Who sang about Two Hearts?

The cartoon dogs in the movie, “Lady & the Tramp” sang about two hearts while they ate spaghetti.

3. Why are red roses associated with romance?

Red roses resemble a red beating heart.

4. Why is Love all around?

Because otters swim around in circles in the water.

5. Roses are red, but why are violets blue?

Because they are very small flowers, whereas roses are large scene stealers.

6. If you were wined and dined by candlelight, what would be your first thought?

My first thought would be = “Don’t catch your hair on fire” (because this once really happened to me)

7. What was Rudolph Valentino’s job before Hollywood?

He used to be the red nosed reindeer for Santa’s team that pulled the sleigh.

8. How did Cinderella lose her glass slipper?

She went to the dentist, and as she left, her shoe fell off.

9. If you were in The Love Boat, where would you be?

You’d be the whipped cream topping on a banana split, singing the banana boat song.

10. Why does Love hurt?

Love hurts because most people forget to wear gloves over their chapped hands.

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Fibbing Friday – Catty-Corner

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Fibbing Friday – Catty-Corner

 

 

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

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https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2020/01/24/fibbing-friday-january-24th-2020/

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  1. Why did ancient Egyptians worship cats?

The old days Egyptians were wise. They knew that way in the future there would be a Las Vegas Casino called the Luxor & cats would still be revered.

This is my silver & blue Egyptian cat that came from the Luxor.

  1. Why is it said that cats have nine lives?

Because the cat came back, the very next day, and here’s a song about that.

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  1. Why are cats afraid of cucumbers?

Cats are afraid of cucumbers because they are long and green and remind them of a long green snake.

  1. Why do cat eyes seem to glow in the dark?

When a cat gazes at you with glowing eyes, you can be sure he’s sending you a ‘mind message’ … Feed me!

  1. Why do cats have retractable claws?

Because they are magicians, and they can go from soft and sweet to a frightening terror in seconds.

  1. Why do we train cats to use a litter box, but train dogs to go outside?

Dogs love to roam around outside sniffing stuff, whereas cats are big fans of boxes of all kinds.

  1. Why do cats purr?

Cats were bestowed the power of the purr to put a spell on people.

  1. Why are black cats considered bad luck?

Because they yowl at the moon and call in the werewolves on a full moon night.

  1. What is the musical, Cats about?

Probably about those yowling cats at midnight.

  1. What’s the big deal about Dick Whittington’s cat?

Never heard of him, but if he has a cat he’s probably okay.

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