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Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday

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Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday

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Here are a few calendar funnies from the last few days:

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My friends and I are in a band called Duvet … We’re a cover band.

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I just realized my countertop is made of marble. I’ve been taking it for granite for years.

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What’s the world’s saddest pizza? … Pepperlonely

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Wonder – One Liner Wednesday

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Wonder – One Liner Wednesday

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“Always be on the lookout for the presence of wonder” ~ E. B. White

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This is a great quote. I like it because I feel we should always notice what’s around us, even the small things. Look up into the sky for brilliant blues, stormy grays, clouds of all kinds, and rainbows. Look down at your feet for lush green grass, sandy beaches, and tiny insects. There is beauty in all of nature, and we should take a moment to appreciate it all.

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One Liner Wednesday

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One Liner Wednesday

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Follow your inner moonlight ~ Don’t hide the madness … Allen Ginsberg

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The quote is by Allen Ginsberg – 6/3/26-4/5/97 – was a writer, one of the poets of the ‘beat’ generation, and an activist of the counterculture.

His quote, to me, would seem to apply to everyone. No matter what you are passionate about in your life, or your work, you should not hide your true feelings. In other words, be yourself…don’t fret about what other people think.

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One Liner Wednesday

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One Liner Wednesday

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May the stars carry your sadness away, May the flowers fill your heart with beauty, May hope forever wipe away your tears, And, above all, may silence make you strong.
Chief Dan George, Tsleil-Waututh

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Think Before You Speak – One Liner Wednesday

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Think Before You Speak – One Liner Wednesday

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People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.  ~ Soren Kierkegaard
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One Liner Wednesday

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One Liner Wednesday

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Here are some calendar funnies:

Why did the sad ghost use an elevator? … To lift his spirits

What did the stamp say to the envelope? … Stick with me and we’ll go places together

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Cats – One Liner Wednesday

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Cats – One Liner Wednesday

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This is Sonny the orange kitty looking up at me

If cats seem distant and aloof it is because this is not their native planet – they are here just to visit and dominate ~ Stephen Baker

If  a cat spoke, it would say things like, ‘Hey, I don’t see the problem here’. ~ Roy Blount, Jr.

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