One Liner Wednesday 
https://lindaghill.com/2021/05/26/one-liner-wednesday-what-the-fork/comment-page-1/#comment-322393
***
Here are some calendar funnies:
Why did the sad ghost use an elevator? … To lift his spirits
What did the stamp say to the envelope? … Stick with me and we’ll go places together
***
Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️
© 2021 BS
Cats – One Liner Wednesday
https://lindaghill.com/2021/03/24/one-liner-wednesday-hold-me-to-it/
***
This is Sonny the orange kitty looking up at me
If cats seem distant and aloof it is because this is not their native planet – they are here just to visit and dominate ~ Stephen Baker
If a cat spoke, it would say things like, ‘Hey, I don’t see the problem here’. ~ Roy Blount, Jr.
***
Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️
© 2021 BS
Here Comes the Sun – One Liner Wednesday
***
Wishing everyone a beautiful and peaceful spring. ❤
***
Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. ~ Unknown
***
Bright white sun with flared out rays in a deep blue sky. I took this photo yesterday, March 24, 2020 at 1:00 p.m.
***
“Here Comes the Sun”, by The Beatles
***
***
Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️
© 2020 BS
One Liner Wednesday
One-Liner Wednesday – Just Sayin’
***
Why did the robber take a bath? … Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.
***
Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️
© 2020 BS
One Liner Wednesday – Riddle
One-Liner Wednesday – Thanks, Internet
***
This funny is from one of our calendar pages today. It says …
How do Planets clean themselves? = They take a meteor shower.
***
***
Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️
© 2020 BS
One Liner Wednesday 
***
Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don’t swallow it. ~ Hank Ketcham
***
Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️
© 2019 BS
Flower of the Day & One Liner Wednesday
***
The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind. But the goodness of a person spreads in all directions. ~ Chanakya
***
For Cee’s Flower of the Day:
FOTD – March 6, 2019 – Wildflowers
***
One-Liner Wednesday – Help wanted?
***
Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️
© 2019 BS
Oops! – One Liner Wednesday & Just Jot It January 
#JusJoJan 2019 Daily Prompt – Jan. 16th, and One-Liner Wednesday
***
This was the page on the calendar we have today.
Have you had one of those Oops! moments when working on your computer? I know I have.
Right after I push the wrong button, there’s a second that I freeze. Oh no! What have I done?
Then there is the scramble to get it back, by trying all kinds of little tricks and trials.
Sometimes it’s gone forever, and you just have to start over.
Here’s another kind of Oops!
A broken egg yolk this morning. But, hey…they were going to be scrambled anyway. Just a minute, though…this was a double yolk egg. It happens sometimes, too. Some say it’s good luck to find a double yolk egg.
If so, I wish you all good luck in all your computer dealings today! 🙂
***
Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️
© 2019 BS
JJJ – Day 9 & OLW Combo
#JusJoJan 2019 Daily Prompt – Jan. 9th, and One-Liner Wednesday
***
It’s a combo today, because we have the usual One Liner Wednesday & also Just Jot It January – Day 9. Thanks, Linda!
***
Here’s an idea about jotting things down.
Writing is no trouble: you just jot down ideas as they occur to you. The jotting is simplicity itself – it is the occurring which is difficult. ~ Stephen Leacock
One Liner Wednesday
One-Liner Wednesday – So Sorry!
***
~Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every man has many, not your past misfortunes, of which all men have some. ~ Charles Dickens
***
Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️
© 2018 BS
