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Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday

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Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday 

One-Liner Wednesday, July 29th – I’ll take that

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Calendar Funnies:

“Today’s good mood is sponsored by Coffee!”

“I don’t buy anything with Velcro. It’s a total rip-off!”

“What kind of room can’t you enter? A mushroom!

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Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️

© 2020 BS

 

Funnies – One Liner Wednesday

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Funnies – One Liner Wednesday

One-Liner Wednesday, July 22nd – The small things

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Calendar funnies for today:

“What did the fisherman say to the magician? … Pick a cod, any cod”

“What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? … Supplies!”

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Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️

© 2020 BS

One Liner Wednesday – More Calendar Funnies

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One Liner Wednesday – More Calendar Funnies

One-Liner Wednesday, July 8th – That feeling when…

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These were today’s calendar page funnies … 🙂

No matter how bad it gets, I’m always rich at the dollar store.

A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one nightstand.

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Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️

© 2020 BS

Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday

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Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday

One-Liner Wednesday, June 24th – Butterflies

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More fun calendar pages:

  • “My daily routine: Get up, Be Amazing, Go back to bed”
  • “I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know, just to be sure.”
  • “It’s called Karma, and it’s pronounced ‘ha ha ha’.

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Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️

© 2020 BS

 

Find Joy – One Liner Wednesday

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Find Joy – One Liner Wednesday –

One-Liner Wednesday, June 10th, 2020 – Moooommm!

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Find something you’re passionate about and keep tremendously interested in it. ~ Julia Child

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Coloring book page in purple and aqua designs and words say – Find Joy in all you do.

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Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️

© 2020 BS

One Liner Wednesday – Mask

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One Liner Wednesday – Mask

One-Liner Wednesday, May 13th, 2020 – Neglect

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I was looking through some of my older photos and came across this one from a couple of years ago.

It was a sign on a restaurant, and was around Halloween time of year.  It says:

Absolutely no Masks!! Please remove Masks before entering the store.

And now look at us now … everyone must wear a mask when we go anywhere.

How times change.

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Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️

© 2020 BS

One Liner Wednesday – Fun Puns

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One Liner Wednesday – Fun Puns 

One-Liner Wednesday, May 6th, 2020 – Ironic Independence

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  • What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? * A thesaurus!
  • How do trees access the internet? * They log in!

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  • What do skeletons order when they eat at a BBQ restaurant? * Spare ribs!
  • !Warning! I’m bored. Things could get freaky!

 

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Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️

© 2020 BS

 

Here Comes the Sun – One Liner Wednesday

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Here Comes the Sun – One Liner Wednesday

One-Liner Wednesday – Change

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Wishing everyone a beautiful and peaceful spring. ❤

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Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. ~ Unknown

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Bright white sun with flared out rays in a deep blue sky. I took this photo yesterday, March 24, 2020 at 1:00 p.m.

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“Here Comes the Sun”, by The Beatles

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Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️

© 2020 BS