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Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday

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Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday

One-Liner Wednesday – Torture (without pain)

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What is a circuit board’s favorite snack?  … Computer Chips

Have you heard about the new broom?  … It’s sweeping the nation

I feel like I’m in Season 5 of my life and the writers are just making ridiculous stuff happen to keep things interesting

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© 2020 BS

One Liner Wednesday – Calendar Funnies

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One Liner Wednesday – Calendar Funnies 

One-Liner Wednesday – The Lasting Consequences of Sign Language

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Boobytrap backwards is partyboob

I didn’t mean to push all your buttons. I’m just looking for mute. (a hand holding a remote control)

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© 2020 BS

Already Autumn – One Liner Wednesday

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Already Autumn – One Liner Wednesday

One-Liner Wednesday – A backhanded compliment?

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Hard to believe it’s already Autumn. I love to see the leaves as they change from summer green to the fall season red, orange, and yellow.

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. Lao Tzu

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© 2020 BS

Up a Tree – One Liner Wednesday

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Up a Tree – One Liner Wednesday

One-Liner Wednesday – Comparing Dogs to Cats

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Cats are a very mysterious kind of folk. There is always more passing in their minds than we are aware of. ~ Walter Scott

I took this photo yesterday of two of the outside cats (one is black & one is orange) as they were sitting up on a tree branch in the front yard. Sometimes there are three or four cats all up in the tree. 🙂

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© 2020 BS

 

 

Instructions – One Liner Wednesday

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Instructions – One Liner Wednesday

One-Liner Wednesday – Always makes me laugh

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I thought these were pretty funny.  🙂

Cooking instructions on a package of frozen lasagna we had for supper last night:

Oven: Yes, ovens take longer, but it tastes (and smells) better that way.

Microwave: Microwaves work too, but would Nonna approve?

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© 2020 BS