Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday 
https://lindaghill.com/2022/11/30/one-liner-wednesday-ha/#like-16473
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Why did the mobile phone need glasses? … It lost all it’s contacts!
What travels around the world but stays in one corner? … A stamp!
How do trees access the internet? … They log in!
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One Liner Wednesday
https://lindaghill.com/2022/11/23/one-liner-wednesday-clownin-around/#like-16466
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Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you. ~ Princess Diana
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One Liner Wednesday
https://lindaghill.com/2022/11/09/one-liner-wednesday-november-5-2022-in-ontario/#like-16435
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Rainbow 10/24/22
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“When it rains, look for rainbows. When it’s dark, look for stars.” ~ Invajy
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One Liner Wednesday – Attitude
https://lindaghill.com/2022/10/26/one-liner-wednesday-its-a-night/#like-16417
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Everything can be taken from a man but one thing: the last of human freedoms – to choose one’s attitude in any given set of circumstances, to choose one’s own way. ~ Viktor E. Frankl
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One Liner Wednesday
https://lindaghill.com/2022/10/19/one-liner-wednesday-more-unbelievable-coloring/#like-16406
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3 small teddy bears reading a book (Pixabay)
One superlatively important effect of wide reading is the enlargement of vocabulary which always accompanies it. ~ H. P. Lovecraft
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One Liner Wednesday
https://lindaghill.com/2022/10/12/one-liner-wednesday-unbelievable-coloring/
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You cannot open a book without learning something. ~ Confucius
One Liner Wednesday
https://lindaghill.com/2022/10/05/one-liner-wednesday-a-mcpizza/
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Advertising is legalized lying ~ H. G. Wells
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Joke Time – One Liner Wednesday
https://lindaghill.com/2022/09/14/one-liner-wednesday-he-was-a-fun-guy/#respond
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What do you call a snake in a bakery? … A pie-thon
Why do hamburgers go to the gym? … To get better buns
How can you tell if a plant is a math plant? … By it’s square roots
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Joke Time – One Liner Wednesday
https://lindaghill.com/2022/09/07/one-liner-wednesday-alert-creature/
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…Why was the school kid’s report card wet? … Because it was below C level.
…How do you know the ocean is friendly? … It waves.
If H20 is inside a fire hydrant, what’s on the outside? … K9P
Red fire hydrant & black & white spotted Dalmation dog – salt & pepper shakers
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Joke Time – One Liner Wednesday
https://lindaghill.com/2022/08/31/one-liner-wednesday-youre-never-too-old/#like-16330
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The Jester asks:
Which is faster, heat or cold?
Heat … you can catch a cold!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom!
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Why are dogs like phones?
Because they have collar IDs
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