Tag Archives: #OLW

Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday

Standard

Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday

https://lindaghill.com/2022/11/30/one-liner-wednesday-ha/#like-16473

***

Rolling on the Floor Laughing on Apple iOS 15.4

Why did the mobile phone need glasses?  … It lost all it’s contacts!

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?  … A stamp!

How do trees access the internet? … They log in!

***

Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️

© 2022 BS

One Liner Wednesday

Standard

One Liner Wednesday

https://lindaghill.com/2022/11/23/one-liner-wednesday-clownin-around/#like-16466

***

Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you.  ~ Princess Diana
***

Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️

© 2022 BS

One Liner Wednesday – Attitude

Standard

One Liner Wednesday – Attitude 

https://lindaghill.com/2022/10/26/one-liner-wednesday-its-a-night/#like-16417

***

Everything can be taken from a man but one thing: the last of human freedoms – to choose one’s attitude in any given set of circumstances, to choose one’s own way.  ~ Viktor E. Frankl
***

Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️

© 2022 BS

One Liner Wednesday

Standard

One Liner Wednesday

https://lindaghill.com/2022/10/19/one-liner-wednesday-more-unbelievable-coloring/#like-16406

***

Free photos of Teddy bear

3 small teddy bears reading a book (Pixabay)

 

One superlatively important effect of wide reading is the enlargement of vocabulary which always accompanies it. ~ H. P. Lovecraft

***

Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️

© 2022 BS

Joke Time – One Liner Wednesday

Standard

Joke Time – One Liner Wednesday

https://lindaghill.com/2022/09/14/one-liner-wednesday-he-was-a-fun-guy/#respond

***

What do you call a snake in a bakery? … A pie-thon

Why do hamburgers go to the gym? … To get better buns

How can you tell if a plant is a math plant? … By it’s square roots

***

Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️

© 2022 BS

Joke Time – One Liner Wednesday

Standard

Joke Time – One Liner Wednesday 

https://lindaghill.com/2022/09/07/one-liner-wednesday-alert-creature/

***

…Why was the school kid’s report card wet?  … Because it was below C level.

…How do you know the ocean is friendly?  … It waves.

If H20 is inside a fire hydrant, what’s on the outside?  … K9P

Red fire hydrant & black & white spotted Dalmation dog – salt & pepper shakers

***

Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️

© 2022 BS

Joke Time – One Liner Wednesday

Standard

Joke Time – One Liner Wednesday

https://lindaghill.com/2022/08/31/one-liner-wednesday-youre-never-too-old/#like-16330

***

The Jester asks:

Click to View Full Clipart Image

Which is faster, heat or cold?

Heat … you can catch a cold!

🔸🔸🔸

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

🔸🔸🔸

Why are dogs like phones?

Because they have collar IDs

🔸🔸🔸

***

Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️

© 2022 BS