One Liner Wednesday – Just For Laughs 
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What’s long, poisonous, & tells on you? … A tattle snake!
Where do mummies go for lunch? … Pizza Tut!
What metal can’t feel anything? … Alumi-numb!
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Cats – One Liner Wednesday
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This is Sonny the orange kitty looking up at me
If cats seem distant and aloof it is because this is not their native planet – they are here just to visit and dominate ~ Stephen Baker
If a cat spoke, it would say things like, ‘Hey, I don’t see the problem here’. ~ Roy Blount, Jr.
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One Liner Wednesday -Calendar Jokes
One-Liner Wednesday – Nothing lasts forever
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What does bread do on vacation? … Loaf around!
Why don’t skunks make very good soldiers? … They’re bad at taking odors!
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Imagination – One Liner Wednesday
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From a fortune cookie:
Tap into your imagination, it provides interesting results
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Hope – One Liner Wednesday
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Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, ‘It will be happier’. ~ Alfred Lord Tennyson
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One Liner Wednesday
One-Liner Wednesday – Being human being
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One advantage of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries ~ Winnie the Pooh
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Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday
One-Liner Wednesday – Torture (without pain)
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What is a circuit board’s favorite snack? … Computer Chips
Have you heard about the new broom? … It’s sweeping the nation
I feel like I’m in Season 5 of my life and the writers are just making ridiculous stuff happen to keep things interesting
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One-Liner Wednesday – It’s Cortisone-Shot Day!
What is a bat’s favorite sport? … Baseball
What does a mermaid wear to math class? … An algae-bra
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One Liner Wednesday – Calendar Funnies
One-Liner Wednesday – The Lasting Consequences of Sign Language
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Boobytrap backwards is partyboob
I didn’t mean to push all your buttons. I’m just looking for mute. (a hand holding a remote control)
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Already Autumn – One Liner Wednesday
One-Liner Wednesday – A backhanded compliment?
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Hard to believe it’s already Autumn. I love to see the leaves as they change from summer green to the fall season red, orange, and yellow.
Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. Lao Tzu
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