One Liner Wednesday – Calendar Funnies 
One-Liner Wednesday – The Lasting Consequences of Sign Language
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Boobytrap backwards is partyboob
I didn’t mean to push all your buttons. I’m just looking for mute. (a hand holding a remote control)
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© 2020 BS
Already Autumn – One Liner Wednesday
One-Liner Wednesday – A backhanded compliment?
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Hard to believe it’s already Autumn. I love to see the leaves as they change from summer green to the fall season red, orange, and yellow.
Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. Lao Tzu
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© 2020 BS
Cluck Cluck – One Liner Wednesday –
One-Liner Wednesday – PIN codes
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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© 2020 BS
Up a Tree – One Liner Wednesday
One-Liner Wednesday – Comparing Dogs to Cats
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Cats are a very mysterious kind of folk. There is always more passing in their minds than we are aware of. ~ Walter Scott
I took this photo yesterday of two of the outside cats (one is black & one is orange) as they were sitting up on a tree branch in the front yard. Sometimes there are three or four cats all up in the tree. 🙂
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© 2020 BS
Instructions – One Liner Wednesday
One-Liner Wednesday – Always makes me laugh
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I thought these were pretty funny. 🙂
Cooking instructions on a package of frozen lasagna we had for supper last night:
Oven: Yes, ovens take longer, but it tastes (and smells) better that way.
Microwave: Microwaves work too, but would Nonna approve?
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© 2020 BS
Courage – One Liner Wednesday
One-Liner Wednesday – Just me?
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Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway ~ John Wayne
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Coloring page of yellow, light green and pink flower designs and says: You Can Do It.
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© 2020 BS
It’s the Little Things – One Liner Wednesday
One-Liner Wednesday – Dreamin’
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Coloring page with plaid flowers and says ‘it’s the little things’.
How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a weary world ~ William Shakespeare
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© 2020 BS
Just For Laughs – One Liner Wednesday
One-Liner Wednesday – Strength
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What’s really fast, loud, and tastes good with salsa? … A rocket Chip
What do cars eat on their toast? … Traffic Jam
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© 2020 BS
One Liner Wednesday – Funnies
One-Liner Wednesday, August 5th – Do you ever?
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I thought about going on an all almond diet. But that’s just nuts!”
I googled ‘Who really cares?’ and my name didn’t appear in the search results.
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© 2020 BS
Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday
One-Liner Wednesday, July 29th – I’ll take that
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Calendar Funnies:
“Today’s good mood is sponsored by Coffee!”
“I don’t buy anything with Velcro. It’s a total rip-off!”
“What kind of room can’t you enter? A mushroom!
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© 2020 BS
