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One Liner Wednesday – Just for Laughs

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One Liner Wednesday – Just For Laughs

https://lindaghill.com/2021/03/31/one-liner-wednesday-had-to-run/comment-page-1/#comment-298205

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What’s long, poisonous, & tells on you? …  A tattle snake!

Where do mummies go for lunch? … Pizza Tut!

What metal can’t feel anything? … Alumi-numb!

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Cats – One Liner Wednesday

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Cats – One Liner Wednesday

https://lindaghill.com/2021/03/24/one-liner-wednesday-hold-me-to-it/

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This is Sonny the orange kitty looking up at me

If cats seem distant and aloof it is because this is not their native planet – they are here just to visit and dominate ~ Stephen Baker

If  a cat spoke, it would say things like, ‘Hey, I don’t see the problem here’. ~ Roy Blount, Jr.

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Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday

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Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday

One-Liner Wednesday – Torture (without pain)

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What is a circuit board’s favorite snack?  … Computer Chips

Have you heard about the new broom?  … It’s sweeping the nation

I feel like I’m in Season 5 of my life and the writers are just making ridiculous stuff happen to keep things interesting

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One Liner Wednesday – Calendar Funnies

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One Liner Wednesday – Calendar Funnies 

One-Liner Wednesday – The Lasting Consequences of Sign Language

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Boobytrap backwards is partyboob

I didn’t mean to push all your buttons. I’m just looking for mute. (a hand holding a remote control)

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Already Autumn – One Liner Wednesday

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Already Autumn – One Liner Wednesday

One-Liner Wednesday – A backhanded compliment?

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Hard to believe it’s already Autumn. I love to see the leaves as they change from summer green to the fall season red, orange, and yellow.

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. Lao Tzu

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