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Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday

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Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday 

One-Liner Wednesday, July 29th – I’ll take that

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Calendar Funnies:

“Today’s good mood is sponsored by Coffee!”

“I don’t buy anything with Velcro. It’s a total rip-off!”

“What kind of room can’t you enter? A mushroom!

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Funnies – One Liner Wednesday

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Funnies – One Liner Wednesday

One-Liner Wednesday, July 22nd – The small things

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Calendar funnies for today:

“What did the fisherman say to the magician? … Pick a cod, any cod”

“What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? … Supplies!”

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One Liner Wednesday – Fun Puns

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One Liner Wednesday – Fun Puns 

One-Liner Wednesday, May 6th, 2020 – Ironic Independence

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  • What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? * A thesaurus!
  • How do trees access the internet? * They log in!

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  • What do skeletons order when they eat at a BBQ restaurant? * Spare ribs!
  • !Warning! I’m bored. Things could get freaky!

 

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Just Jot It January/One-Liner Wednesday – Day 23

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Just Jot It January/One-Liner Wednesday – Day 23

#JusJoJan 2019 Daily Prompt – Jan. 23rd, and One-Liner Wednesday

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Today’s Jot can be anything, and can be combined with the One-Liner Wednesday challenge. Thanks, Linda!

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Word Crimes

e Right to Remain Silent

The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.

Tough Sentencing

Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was given two consecutive sentences.

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“Word Crimes”, by Weird Al Yankovic, was released from the album, “Mandatory Fun”, in 2013. It was written by, “Weird Al” Yankovic, Pharrell Williams, Robin Thicke, Clifford Harris Jr., and Marvin Gaye. It is on the RCA label.

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