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Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday

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Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday

https://lindaghill.com/2021/09/29/one-liner-wednesday-years/

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Just finished a book about the greatest basement to ever exist. ~ It was a best cellar.

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What do you call a bee that never quite made it in the hive? ~ A wanna bee.

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© 2021 BS

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Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday

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Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday

https://lindaghill.com/2021/09/08/one-liner-wednesday-camera-shy/

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Here are a few calendar funnies from the last few days:

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My friends and I are in a band called Duvet … We’re a cover band.

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I just realized my countertop is made of marble. I’ve been taking it for granite for years.

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What’s the world’s saddest pizza? … Pepperlonely

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© 2021 BS

One Liner Wednesday

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One Liner Wednesday

https://lindaghill.com/2021/05/26/one-liner-wednesday-what-the-fork/comment-page-1/#comment-322393

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Here are some calendar funnies:

Why did the sad ghost use an elevator? … To lift his spirits

What did the stamp say to the envelope? … Stick with me and we’ll go places together

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© 2021 BS

 

 

One Liner Wednesday – Just for Laughs

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One Liner Wednesday – Just For Laughs

https://lindaghill.com/2021/03/31/one-liner-wednesday-had-to-run/comment-page-1/#comment-298205

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What’s long, poisonous, & tells on you? …  A tattle snake!

Where do mummies go for lunch? … Pizza Tut!

What metal can’t feel anything? … Alumi-numb!

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© 2021 BS

 

Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday

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Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday 

One-Liner Wednesday, July 29th – I’ll take that

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Calendar Funnies:

“Today’s good mood is sponsored by Coffee!”

“I don’t buy anything with Velcro. It’s a total rip-off!”

“What kind of room can’t you enter? A mushroom!

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© 2020 BS

 

Funnies – One Liner Wednesday

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Funnies – One Liner Wednesday

One-Liner Wednesday, July 22nd – The small things

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Calendar funnies for today:

“What did the fisherman say to the magician? … Pick a cod, any cod”

“What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? … Supplies!”

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Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️

© 2020 BS