One Liner Wednesday 
https://lindaghill.com/2021/11/24/one-liner-wednesday-i-comes-to-something-when/
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Calendar Funnies:
Never get in a fight with a T-Rex … You’ll get Jurasskicked
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Dogs can’t operate MRI machines but Catscan
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© 2021 BS
Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday
https://lindaghill.com/2021/09/29/one-liner-wednesday-years/
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Just finished a book about the greatest basement to ever exist. ~ It was a best cellar.
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What do you call a bee that never quite made it in the hive? ~ A wanna bee.
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© 2021 BS
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Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday
https://lindaghill.com/2021/09/08/one-liner-wednesday-camera-shy/
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Here are a few calendar funnies from the last few days:
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My friends and I are in a band called Duvet … We’re a cover band.
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I just realized my countertop is made of marble. I’ve been taking it for granite for years.
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What’s the world’s saddest pizza? … Pepperlonely
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© 2021 BS
One Liner Wednesday
https://lindaghill.com/2021/05/26/one-liner-wednesday-what-the-fork/comment-page-1/#comment-322393
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Here are some calendar funnies:
Why did the sad ghost use an elevator? … To lift his spirits
What did the stamp say to the envelope? … Stick with me and we’ll go places together
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© 2021 BS
One Liner Wednesday – Just For Laughs
https://lindaghill.com/2021/03/31/one-liner-wednesday-had-to-run/comment-page-1/#comment-298205
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What’s long, poisonous, & tells on you? … A tattle snake!
Where do mummies go for lunch? … Pizza Tut!
What metal can’t feel anything? … Alumi-numb!
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Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️
© 2021 BS
One-Liner Wednesday – It’s Cortisone-Shot Day!
What is a bat’s favorite sport? … Baseball
What does a mermaid wear to math class? … An algae-bra
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© 2020 BS
One Liner Wednesday – Funnies
One-Liner Wednesday, August 5th – Do you ever?
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I thought about going on an all almond diet. But that’s just nuts!”
I googled ‘Who really cares?’ and my name didn’t appear in the search results.
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Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️
© 2020 BS
Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday
One-Liner Wednesday, July 29th – I’ll take that
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Calendar Funnies:
“Today’s good mood is sponsored by Coffee!”
“I don’t buy anything with Velcro. It’s a total rip-off!”
“What kind of room can’t you enter? A mushroom!
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Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️
© 2020 BS
Funnies – One Liner Wednesday
One-Liner Wednesday, July 22nd – The small things
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Calendar funnies for today:
“What did the fisherman say to the magician? … Pick a cod, any cod”
“What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? … Supplies!”
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Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️
© 2020 BS
One Liner Wednesday – Calendar Funnies
One-Liner Wednesday, July 15th – It’s 5 o’clock somewhere
Here are a couple more funnies from our calendars. Enjoy! 🙂
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Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️
© 2020 BS
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