One Liner Wednesday – Funnies 
One-Liner Wednesday, August 5th – Do you ever?
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I thought about going on an all almond diet. But that’s just nuts!”
I googled ‘Who really cares?’ and my name didn’t appear in the search results.
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Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday
One-Liner Wednesday, July 29th – I’ll take that
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Calendar Funnies:
“Today’s good mood is sponsored by Coffee!”
“I don’t buy anything with Velcro. It’s a total rip-off!”
“What kind of room can’t you enter? A mushroom!
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© 2020 BS
Funnies – One Liner Wednesday
One-Liner Wednesday, July 22nd – The small things
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Calendar funnies for today:
“What did the fisherman say to the magician? … Pick a cod, any cod”
“What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? … Supplies!”
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© 2020 BS
One Liner Wednesday – Calendar Funnies
One-Liner Wednesday, July 15th – It’s 5 o’clock somewhere
Here are a couple more funnies from our calendars. Enjoy! 🙂
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One Liner Wednesday – Fun Puns
One-Liner Wednesday, May 6th, 2020 – Ironic Independence
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One Liner Wednesday 
One-Liner Wednesday – Pavlov’s Dog
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Here’s a funny:
Poker term = Motown
two Jacks and two fives
Jackson Fives
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What’s the longest word?
“Smiles”
Because there is a mile between one s to the other s
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© 2019 BS
Just Jot It January/One-Liner Wednesday – Day 23 
#JusJoJan 2019 Daily Prompt – Jan. 23rd, and One-Liner Wednesday
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Today’s Jot can be anything, and can be combined with the One-Liner Wednesday challenge. Thanks, Linda!
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Word Crimes
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was given two consecutive sentences.
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“Word Crimes”, by Weird Al Yankovic, was released from the album, “Mandatory Fun”, in 2013. It was written by, “Weird Al” Yankovic, Pharrell Williams, Robin Thicke, Clifford Harris Jr., and Marvin Gaye. It is on the RCA label.
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© 2019 BS
