Bloganuary # 7 – What Makes You Laugh

Bloganuary # 7 – What Makes You Laugh

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What always makes me laugh is bloopers, especially printed in headlines, newsletters, signs, advertisements, etc. Also the mistakes made in movies or TV shows makes me laugh.

I’m pretty sure I make a lot myself when talking, by getting my words all mixed up. Talking to some business on the phone is one of the worst for me, and even if I try to order some fast food. It never fails that I mess it up so bad no one even knows what I’m talking about.

Then I get tickled at my own mess ups, and can’t stop laughing. Sometimes I read something wrong or the wrong way, and can’t make sense of what I’m seeing, but then figure it out and laugh about the mistake.

Oh, and those phone automatic word thing when you’re texting … with the word totally different from what you meant to type. Those are so funny most times.

Here’s an example of me seeing something wrong.

One day I was unloading stuff from the grocery sack, and for some reason before I took this item out, I thought it was some kind of chocolate layered sponge cake dessert.

Then I looked closer and … it is a package of kitchen sponges! This got me laughing for a long time. hahaha

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Here’s another blooper mistake I made that totally cracked me up!

We were at the store one day, waiting to check out at the counter. You know how they have all the tempting candies stacked up by the register? Well, I kept looking at one, and it spelled SpunoW. I couldn’t figure out what kind of candy it was. Then, I got a little tingle of excitement, because I was thinking, yay, a new kind to try. Maybe it is made of marshmallow fluff or something. I finally picked it up to see. To my surprise, the package was turned upside down.  When I turned it right side up, it spelled the name of a regular candy I’ve seen many times. (it was in a different, larger package though).

So, turn the word SpunoW around and you get Mounds! haha I couldn’t stop giggling. 🙂

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photo found on Wikipedia

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Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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https://sparksfromacombustiblemind.wordpress.com/2021/12/31/fibbin-friday-12-31-2021/

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1. Instead of counting sheep, WHAT was counted? … Flowers on the Wall
4. If auld acquaintance be forgot, what was remembered? … What you had for lunch yesterday, but sometimes I can’t even remember that!
6. Time keeps WHAT  away? … Flies – there are not so many in the winter time
8. The WHAT is gone, the song is over, thought I’d something more to say. … Unicorn?
10. It was his WHAT time in the unemployment line? … sleepy
12. WHAT in time does a stitch save? … a pair of socks
14. Like wind on the plains and sand through the glass, we WHAT? … We live in west Texas where the dirt and sand blow all the time.
16. If I could save time in a WHAT? … Bucket?
18. Woke up, fell out of bed and then WHAT? … Cried, because it hurt!
20. Lying in my bed, I hear the WHAT tick and think of you?… OMG! If I heard a tick (nasty blood sucking insect) in my bed I’d freak out!

BONUS

As the clock chimes midnight to ring in the New Year, a Spanish tradition involves eating twelve of what – one for each chime? … Tamales! Yay!
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“Counting Flowers on the Wall”, by the Statler Brothers

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Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2021/12/24/fibbing-friday-christmas-eve-2021/

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What did the Three Wise Men bring as gifts to the babe in the stables? … Diapers, a baby rattle, and a teething ring

2. Band Aid had a Number One hit with the same record 3 times. What was it? … Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow

3. Why is Rudolph’s nose red? … He forgot to wear his glasses and bumped into a wall

4. Who was Santa’s Little Helper? … The tooth fairy

5. What will you find on Quality Street? … A dairy farm

6. What is egg nog? … A knitted toboggan hat to keep your egg-shaped noggin warm

7. Who is Saint Nick? … A crow – this is the patron saint of theives

8. Where is Christmas Island? … In the kitchen. It’s the stand alone counter where all the fancy holiday food is laid out in a buffet style

9. What does Feliz Navidad mean? ,,, The cartoon adventures of Feliz, the Navy cat.

10. What is a gobbler? … An old fashioned dessert made of pastry and fruit, baked in the oven
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Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2021/12/17/fibbing-friday-december-17th-2021/

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1. According to a song from a Disney animated movie, who put the “glad” in “gladiator”? … The advertising company wrote the song jingle heard on TV and radio. They sold radiators, and the logo was several smiling gladiator repairmen.
3. What classic Disney film showcased short animated sequences set to classical music scores?  … It was a virtual reality film called ‘Hear the Music – Be the Music’.
5. What classic Disney live action film featured Sean Connery singing? … This would be a dance film called ‘Hokey Pokey Heist’.
7. What In the Disney film, That Darned Cat, staring Haley Mills, did the cat’s name, D.C. stand for? … One of my favorite films. The cat’s initials DC stands for Darlin’ Clementine.
9. Exactly who were the main characters of Disney’s In Search of the Castaways searching for? … Tom Hanks and his Wilson ball.
11. Which Disney “live action” remake technically had no live actors or animals, and was really just a CG animated film with realistic graphics? … Froggie Went ‘a Courtin’
13. Who played the Genie in Disney’s live action remake of Aladdin? … The girl from Ipanema
15. Who or what was Chip in Disney#&8217;s animated movie, Beauty and the Beast? … A chunky chocolate chip cookie.
17. The prince in Disney’s Sleeping Beauty was named after what real-life Royal? … The Burger King
19. What question did the caterpillar ask Alice in Disney’s animated classic, Alice in Wonderland? … ‘What did the Fox say?’

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Fibbing Friday – Road Reminders

Fibbing Friday – Road Reminders

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2021/12/10/fibbing-friday-10th-december/

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Looks like a different kind of Fibbing Friday! This will be interesting! Thanks, Di 🙂

Here are some common road signs and what they really mean. I suppose we are to think up something funny as another meaning for them.

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1. Windy roads … or Watch Out For Worms On Road

2.  T junction with left priority … or Keep Drill Handy (because bumpy road will loosen lug nuts on tires)

3. Roadworks/ Men at work .. or Grave Diggers Have Right Of Way

4.  Road narrows (both sides) … or Throw Empty Bottles Here

5. No footpath ,,, or Stop Driving/Save Gas/Take a Walk Instead

6. Headphones in use, might not hear approaching traffic (not sure if this is legit actually) … or Rest Stop Dancing Area Ahead

7. Humps in road … or UFO Landing Site

8. No explosives … Watch For Tumbleweeds Next 10 Miles (they get stuck to your car) (yes this happened to me more than once!)

9. Gradient … or 20 Percent Of Cars Won’t Make It Up This Hill – Don’t Be That 20 Percent

10.  EU sign for pedestrian crossing. … or Mandatory Take Out Your Keyboard And Play a Tune Before Continuing Your Drive

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Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2021/12/03/fibbing-friday-december-3rd-2021/

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1. What was Fahrenheit 451 about? … It’s a math textbook on figuring out what the difference between Fahrenheit and Celsius is. 📓
3. In 1984, who or what was “Big Brother”? … This was a scary and large carnival ride. 🎢
5. What do the Hunger Games supposedly commemorate? … The very worthy organization and founding of Meals on Wheels. 🍱
7. What exactly was the Andromeda Strain? … This is just a type of Dromedary camel. 🐪
9. What was Logan’s Run about? … A documentary about marathon racers and the history thereof. 🏃
11. What is the difference between the red pill and the blue pill in The Matrix? … The red pill is for waking up and the blue pill is for going to sleep 💊
13. What is the significance of the different hats in The Adjustment Bureau? … They are just an accessory to coordinate with their color of wardrobe. 🎩
15. What happens to all the Martians at the end of The War of the Worlds? … They form a square dancing company and go on tour. 🕺🏽
17. What vessel does Capt. Nemo pilot? … I think it was a rocket ship. 🚀
19. What do Axel, Otto, and Hans find at the center of the earth? … A secret cavern club where bands play for parties and dancing. 🎸

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Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2021/11/26/fibbing-friday-26th-november/

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1. What is rolling stock  … It describes what happens in certain car racing venues like Stock Car Racing. They all roll around the track.

2. What is a rolling deck …This is what happens in Vegas at the gaming tables. They ‘roll’ or change to a new deck of cards after each game.

3. What is role play … haha! When you have a food fight at the table and throw the yeast rolls at each other.

4. What is ‘on a roll’ … A lot of things can be on a bread roll – hamburger meat, deli meat, cheese, vegetables, pretty much anything you want to put on a roll.

5. What does a rolling stone gather? … A Rolling Stone gathers a lot of money.

6. What is a rolling boil … It’s the latest dance – you start out moving slow, and then it gets faster with the music.

7. What is a rolling pin … This is a shiny piece of jewelry you wear on your lapel or shirt.

8. What is a steam roller … It’s what they used to call a steam iron for pressing clothes.

9. What is a roller coaster … A little wagon that kids play with on the sidewalk

10. What is a roller skate … A sea creature – a skate – and the underwater maneuvers he performs by rolling his fins.

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One Liner Wednesday

One Liner Wednesday

https://lindaghill.com/2021/11/24/one-liner-wednesday-i-comes-to-something-when/

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Calendar Funnies:

Never get in a fight with a T-Rex  … You’ll get Jurasskicked

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Dogs can’t operate MRI machines but Catscan

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Fibbing Friday – Golf Lies

Fibbing Friday – Golf Lies

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1. What is an Arnold Palmer?  … This is a brand of hand lotion endorsed by a man called Arnold.
3. What is a niblick? … This is a big block of salt put out in the fields for animals to take nibbles and licks from.
5. What is a mashie? … I remember these! It’s a chocolate candy with nuts and a cherry cream center and called Cherry Mash.
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8. What’s the difference between a hook and a slice? … A hook is a kid that plays hooky from school, and a slice is a piece of watermelon. There is no comparing the two.
10. What name is given to a single hole score of three under par? … This would be called Math/Maths – it’s an arithmetic problem.
12. What’s a bogey? … Don’t worry – this is just a baby boogie man – not too scary.
14. What’s the difference between a regular golf course and an executive golf course? … When you play a regular course you can wear funny clown clothes. At an exec course you have to wear suit and tie.
16. What unique award is given to the winner of the Masters Tournament? … A graduation cap and gown.
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19. Why do golf balls have dimples? … They made golf balls with dimples in order to have more traction when they hit the ground, so they won’t go rolling on and on forever.
21. What is the 19th hole? … Golf is an odd game, so they couldn’t just end a round on an even number, so they added one more to keep it odd.

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Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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No theme this week, so a bit of a nonsense lucky dip………..

1. Lucky dip is self explanatory when it comes to gifts, but how did it originate? …

This got started when someone dipped a chip into some dip and it came out clean with nobody’s crumbs left in there.

2. Why is seven considered a lucky number? …

Sometimes it’s lucky and sometimes not. I’d say more unlucky. Well there are 7 days in a week, okay. Then there’s 7 years bad luck if you break a mirror. It’s all in how you look at # 7.

3. Why is thirteen considered unlucky?

It’s an odd number and has no counterpart match. You don’t want to be the 13th anything.

4. Why do they say elephants never forget?

Probably I think the bigger the head the bigger the brain and the bigger/better memory.

5. How did slippers get so called?

It was the first word they called those little burgers, but no one liked it, so they changed it to sliders.

6. What are the doldrums?

Doldrums are just some bottle of really old rum – probably turned poison by now.

7. Do igloos have central heating?

They weren’t able to get central heating where they lived. They didn’t live in the Central Time Zone.

8. What was a jamboree bag?

A cute word for a scary thing that is needed. It’s really a ‘bug out’ bag for getting out of Dodge when disaster strikes.

9. What were blackjacks?

They were just dark colored donkeys and burros.

10. Little Boy Blue blew what exactly?

Little Boy Blue blew blue bubblegum bubbles.

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