Fibbing Friday

 

Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2022/08/12/fibbing-friday-12th-august/

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More funny definitions for today’s Fibbing Friday. Thanks, Di! 🙂

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1. What are you if you are Mabsoot?  … You are a manager of a men’s clothing store in India.

2. What does it mean to nidificate?  … You procrastinate doing anything.

3. What is a pabouch? … It’s a rare species of baboon with a pouch to carry it’s young.

4. What is quab?  … This is a goopy kind of mud, kind of like quicksand.

5. What is tacenda? … This is a grocery store in Mexico.

6. What does it mean to be ulotrichous? ,,, It means to be a person who gives to charities.

7. What is waftage? … It is a mobile food truck that sells breakfast food like waffles.

8. What does it mean to yaff? … It means you sort of half laugh with a breathy sound.

9. What is to yuke? … It is to grow cucumbers in your vegetable garden. ‘

10. What is zabaglione? … This is when you are going through security at the airport and you stand in the baggage check line.

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Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

Here are the new questions for Fibbing Friday. Thanks, Di! 🙂

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2022/08/05/fibbing-friday-5th-august/

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Note:
This theme is in two parts as there were some great ones to work with so you’ll know what to expect for my next outing in a fortnight!

Ready?

1. What is an abbozzo?

A musical notation for each instrument to play something silly for one minute.

2. What does it mean to absquatulate?

To abstain from doing exercise squats until later.

3. What is a biggin?

Oh, that’s the Lord of the Rings guy – a Hobbit

4. What is a daedalist?

This is the daily grocery list you make.

5. What is gamophobia?

Uh, oh – you’re afraid of legs.

6. What is a holm?

It’s a radio frequency like MHz (megahertz) only for local hometown stations.

7. What is jettatura?

This is a meat you cook on the BBQ – Fajitas + Fish – surf & turf?

8. What is a keffel?

This is a baby buzzard who is learning to fly.

9. What is meant by labtebricole?

This is the concrete slab you put your grill on. You light your charcoal briquettes in the grill. Then you cook your ‘jettatura’.

10. What is a lacuna?

Moonlight … dreamy, silvery moonlight.

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© 2022 BS

Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

Here are the new questions for Fibbing Friday. Thanks, Melanie! 🙂

https://sparksfromacombustiblemind.wordpress.com/2022/07/29/fibbin-friday-7-29-2022-its-all-about-the-food/

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1. Garlic is said to ward off [What] ?  🧄
2. Man does not live by [What] alone? 
3. Fish isn’t everyone’s favorite, because ..?
4. Eat more green and you’ll be lean and ?
5. Over imbibing may invoke the hair of the [what] the next day?
6. Revenge is a dish best served ?  
7. Little Jack Horner stuck his thumb in a Christmas pie and pulled out? 
8. Raw fish is a delicacy when prepared as [What]?   
9. An apple a day does what?   🍏🍎
10. Ice cream is best on a ?

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1. Garlic will keep away door to door salesmen. Just hang a bunch of cloves on the doorknob to repel those pests.

2. Man does not live by a haunted woods alone … unless he is very brave.

3. Fish isn’t everyone’s favorite, because they are scary and creepy and will attack you in the night.

4. Eat more green and you’ll be lean and still hungry, because a bunch of lettuce won’t fill you up.

5. Drink too much and the next day you’ll have really awful bed head hair.

6. Revenge is a dish served to crows and buzzards.

7. Little Jack Horner pulled out a snapping turtle biting his thumb.

8. Raw fish is a bad, bad idea any which way you slice it.

9. An apple a day makes the orchard growers happy.

10. Ice cream is best on a bowl of tomato soup.

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© 2022 BS

Fibbing Friday – Time to Sleep

Fibbing Friday – Time to Sleep

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

Here are the new questions for Fibbing Friday. Thanks, Melanie! 🙂

https://sparksfromacombustiblemind.wordpress.com/2022/07/15/fibbin-friday-7-15-2022-its-a-snooze/

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Sleepy time   (Fill in the blanks with your most outrageous fibs)

To sleep like a _________  person who is under general anesthesia

Sleep is the best ____________ time to close your eyes

Let sleeping _sickness mosquitos _________ lie

I’m going to __sneeze if I get close to____________ the hay

Sleep like the ____________   hibernating bears

Go to sleep with the __________ hope of good dreams

Catch some ___________ moon beams, bring them home in a jar

Wouldn’t lose a moment’s __trifle ________ over it

Burn the __firecracker__________ at both ends

Sleep with one __ear_________ open

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The Lennon Sisters – Swinging on a Star

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© 2022 BS

Fibbing Friday

 

Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

Here are the new questions for Fibbing Friday. Thanks, Di! 🙂

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2022/07/08/fibbing-friday-8th-july/

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Collective nouns this week

1. A dynasty of ……………………….. Doodle Bugs 🐞🐞🐞

2. A bevy of …………………………… Bison 🦬🦬🦬

3. A mustering of ……………………… Magicians 🧙🏻🧙🏻🧙🏻

4. A scold of ……………………………. Squirrels 🐿️🐿️🐿️

5. A cast of ………………………………. Candles 🕯️🕯️🕯️

6. A sedge of …………………………… Sled Dogs 🐕🐕🐕

7. A comb of …………………………… Chickens 🐔🐔🐔

8. A pod of …………………………….. Pickled Peppers 🌶️🌶️🌶️

9. A covey of …………………………… Camels 🐪🐪🐪

10. A party of ………………………………… Pandas 🐼🐼🐼

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© 2022 BS

Fibbing Friday

 

Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

Here are the new questions for Fibbing Friday. Thanks, Melanie! 🙂

https://sparksfromacombustiblemind.wordpress.com/2022/07/01/fibbin-friday-the-first-of-july-2022-%f0%9f%8c%9f%e2%9c%a8%f0%9f%8e%87%f0%9f%a7%a8/

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1. What ‘quivered’ like a bowl full of jelly? … all the poor scared dogs and cats who hear fireworks over the weekend.
2. What did the Old Woman in the Shoe treasure most of all? … silence – when her ‘old man’ took all the kids out to the park and supper.
3. If those three mice were blind, how could they make it up the pendulum on that famous clock? … I think they must have those big ears to use sonar, or echolocation to find their way, like bats do.
4. Did Lassie (a boy btw) ever get Timmy out of that darned well?  Clumsiest kid I ever heard of. … Lassie found where he was, so he ran home to bark bark bark until someone came to rescue Timmy.
5. It was round and ripe and red like a cherry…what is it?  … a big ugly clown nose.
6. What did Old McDonald find in his hayloft that he wasn’t expecting to see up there? … a flying pig
7. Did Jack and Jill get whupped (whipped) for spilling that bucket of water? … No, because no one else was there to witness the mishap, and they weren’t telling.
8. Was the moon really made of green cheese or was that kid just stoned a tiny bit? … What kid? I never heard of a kid telling lies like that.
9. Did the fox ever figure out how to get those grapes (in Aesop’s fable?) … He did, but the grapes weren’t happy about it. They were the ‘Grapes of Wrath’.
10. Did Chicken Little have a point when it ran around squawking about the sky falling? … Yes, Chicken Little had insider information. Too bad no one believed him, because when Sky Lab fell out of orbit it smashed them.

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© 2022 BS

Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

Here are the new questions for Fibbing Friday. Thanks, Di! 🙂

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2022/06/24/fibbing-friday-24th-june/

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This week has no theme at all and just a mish mash of silly questions inviting you to give sillier answers.

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1. What is liquid gold?  … This is some kind of furniture polish from the old days.

2. What is housemaid’s knee? … This is a strap on knee pad that construction workers use so they won’t hurt their actual knee.

3. Why is the Eiffel Tower so named? … Because Eiffel sounds like waffle, and the tower kind of looks like a waffle, except really tall.

4. Can elephants swim? … Of course they can because their big ears act as flotation devices.

5. What is a pot hole? … This is a special place where you stash your ‘stuff’.

6. What is a woolly pulley? … A fuzzy worm who predicts the weather.

7. What is a tap washer? … A ‘smart’ laundry machine. You only have to tap it to get it to wash clothes.

8. Why do we have warts on our fingers but corns on our toes? … I don’t know but don’t want either.

9. What is a pendulum? … This is a woman who acts as a midwife, and she writes down her observations.

10. Where will you find a pupil and iris? … You”ll find both at a garden society class. Pupils learn about Iris flowers.

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© 2022 BS

Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2022/06/10/fibbing-friday-10th-june/

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This week has a theme of ‘their other selves’

Here are the new questions for Fibbing Friday. Thanks, Di! 🙂

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1. Who was known as The Iron Lady?

This was the first ever steam locomotive.

2. Who was Diana Prince?

Oh, she was the lady meteorologist who forecast the weather on our local channel a few years ago.

3. Who was She Who Must Be Obeyed?

Mother Nature – Because you don’t fool Mother Nature.

4. Who was The Virgin Queen?

That lady in the tropics who was thrown into a volcano as a sacrifice by natives of her village.

5. Who was Dick Grayson better known as?

A famous jockey who rode the triple crown winner horse back in days of yore.

6. Who was The Forces Sweetheart?

Another name for the tornadoes spawned from a Force 5 Hurricane.

7. Who was Sir Percy Blakeney?

He was one of the original group of men to cross the Antarctic by dogsled.

8. Who was Shirley Crabtree?

A friend of Spongebob Squarepants

9. Who did Arthur Wellesley become known as?

He later became known as Jim Bob Walton – actor on the Walton’s TV show, and also owner of Wal-Mart stores.

10. Who was The Wizard of Menlo Park?

He is a professional street magician, entertaining random passersby.

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© 2022 BS

Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

https://sparksfromacombustiblemind.wordpress.com/2022/06/03/fibbin-friday-6-3-2022/

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Thanks for the fun questions, Melanie!

1. Cool as a?
2. Is that a   [ ? ]  in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
3. Green as?
4. Wet your [what]  ?’
5. Too many [ ? ] spoil what?
6. You can put lipstick on a what, but it will still be a what?
7. O what a tangled web we weave, when first we what?
8. Don’t throw the what out with the what?
9. Many hands make light what?
10. It must be what, because what don’t shake like that!

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Here are my answers:

1. Cool as a … penguin sitting on an ice floe.

2.  Is that a … candy bar in your pocket …

3. Green as … a Granny Smith apple

4. Wet your … potted plant regularly

5. Too many … fish … spoil the oceans, lakes, rivers, ponds with their nastyness

6.  You can put lipstick on … Mr. Potato Head … but it will still be a potato shaped toy.

7. What a tangled web we weave … when we try to untangle Christmas lights.

8. Don’t throw out … the silverware with the plate leftovers, or you’ll soon not have enough knives, forks, or spoons and have to go buy some more. (happens to us all the time)

9. Many hands make light … if you are like ET

10. It must be … an earthquake … because hurricanes don’t shake like that.

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© 2022 BS

 

One Liner Wednesday

One Liner Wednesday

https://lindaghill.com/2022/06/01/one-liner-wednesday-electronics-screwing-up/

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Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. – Marcel Proust

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© 2022 BS