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Fibbing Friday – Calling All Cooks

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  1. What exactly is Yorkshire pudding? … From what I’ve heard, it’s a British term meaning quicksand.

 

  1. What is treacle, and why do people make tarts out of it? … Well, I’ve seen a train treacle, which is a kind of railroad track bridge. Maybe they serve popover tarts in the dining car?

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  1. What is the key ingredient of haggis? … I’ve never eaten haggis, as I’m allergic to scrambled brains and eggs.

 

  1. How is toffee made? .. Yummy! Toffee is made just like coffee by pouring hot water over tree bark. But be sure to use only the sweet kind of bark.

 

  1. How did pound cake get its name? … It’s no secret, so I’ll tell you … Make a pound cake by hitting and pounding a red hot horse shoe with a hammer until it is flat as a pancake.

 

  1. Why is candy corn so named?  … Candy corn is called that because in the old days peddlers would sell corn on the cob on the street corners.

 

  1. What is marzipan?  … Marzipan is a tiny island country off the coast of Japan.

 

  1. Why is a baker’s dozen so named? … Baker’s dozen was the much decorated troop of soldiers who persevered under very difficult combat situations in WWII.

 

  1. What is meant by the idiom, “Too many cooks spoil the pot”?  … This means you shouldn’t cook dinner in the potty – that’s just nasty.

 

  1. What is meant by the idiom, “What’s sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander”?  … This means it’s not a good idea to feed sausage to geese, or you’ll get a ‘loosey goosey’ pretty fast.

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© 2020 BS

 

Fibbing Friday – Have You Heard

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Fibbing Friday – Have You Heard

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

Find out more at the link found below.

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/09/11/fibbing-friday-11th-september/

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‘She had the biggest aspidistra in the world.’ But what is an aspidistra? … She won the Guinness Records for having the largest collection of apps on her computer and phone!

2. What is the main ingredient in Beef Wellington? … ummmm a bunch of well-fed cows?

3. Who was Tufty? … Tufty was a cartoon character used to promote a dish washing scrubber.

4. What is a Port Folio?  … This is where all the sailors gather after a sea journey to tell tall tales about their adventures. I believe lots of grog is involved.

5. What is a bootee?  … Oh, this is a fun tee shirt you wear at Halloween! It’s black & orange with a ghost and the word BOO!

6. What is meant by ‘You have been tangoed’?  … This means someone has played a banjo under your window.

7. What is a blue bottle? … Last I heard it referred to the insect known as a large blue fly.

8. How do you make shortbread? … You make shortbread just like regular bread, only use a smaller baking pan.

9. What colour is cotton candy? … Cotton candy is one of those magical sweets that when eaten becomes whatever flavor and color you desire.

10. What are cowslips and snap dragons?  … Well, cowslips are mishaps when the livestock slips and falls in the mud. Snap dragons are only used as a design in tattoos. In fact they are holograms on your skin depicting dragons who snap at passers-by.

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© 2020 BS

Fibbing Friday – Hysterical History

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Fibbing Friday – Hysterical History

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

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https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2020/09/04/fibbing-friday-september-4th-2020/

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I know it looks weird with all the numbers being listed wrong. All the questions are there (10), but when I space between it messes up. Anyway, here are the …

Questions & Answers

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  1. Who was the first President of the United States?  … The first president, along with every single other so called elected presidents (name doesn’t matter), were just dupes, selected as a place holder for the ruling elite. So to answer the question, the ruling elite as ‘president’ has been and always have been a conglomerate of evil doers.
  2. What was Abraham Lincoln’s best known nickname?  … Hillbilly
  3. Who’s faces are carved into Mt. Rushmore? … Larry, Moe, Curly Joe, & Shemp – The stooges
  4. What historic event started on April 19th, 1775? …  Spring time of the year always starts on that date
  5. What act of infamy is Benedict Arnold best known for? … He was the first TV star pig. Arnold appeared on “Green Acres”
  6. Who was Gen. Charles Cornwallis? … He was the head honcho of the first factory that learned to take maize, and make corn flakes cereal
  7. Why do we celebrate Labor Day? … Because it’s been awhile since our last holiday (4th of July) so we were bored and needed a reason to BBQ
  8. What is so special about the Autumnal Equinox? … Well, most automobiles come up for yearly maintenance when the seasons change to fall/winter
  9. Why do tree leaves change color in the fall?  … Because people who buy all those pumpkin spice drinks really don’t like it, so pour it out under trees.
  10. What do people mean when they say, “The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree”? … They really mean, “Don’t stand under the apple tree or one will fall on your head.”
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© 2020 BS

 

Fibbing Friday – Who Knows?

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Fibbing Friday – Who Knows?

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

Find out more at the link found below.

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/08/28/fibbing-friday-28th-august/

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A little late on this challenge, but here goes …

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What is the difference between a gooseberry and a grape? … The size of the mud balls hanging off a dog’s belly after he’s been playing in the lake.

2. What is meant by skid row? … This is a rock band. They have some good songs!

3. Why do elephants have big ears?   … It all started with Dumbo, he needed big ears to fly. Now they all have big ears.

4. What is green and travels at thousands of miles an hour? … Pollen in the springtime. Those particles sure pack a punch with allergies.

5. What is the difference between minimum and maximum? … The size of some feminine hygiene products.

6. What is a pantry? … This is a special closet to keep underwear in.

7. What is a carnivore? … A variation of chili con carne.

8. What is another word for oriental?  … Orientation – a first step in starting a new job.

9. What is the difference between pussy willow and catkins? … I don’t see any difference – all kittens are cute. Click to view

10. What is a felony? … This is a baloney (bologna) sandwich with feta cheese.

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© 2020 BS

Last Photo for August

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Last Photo for August

Last photo for August 2020

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The rules are simple:
1. Post the last photo on your SD card or last photo on your phone for August.
2. No editing – who cares if it is out of focus, not framed as you would like or the subject matter didn’t cooperate.
3. You don’t have to have any explanations, just the photo will do
4. Create a Pingback to this post or link in the comments
5. Tag “The Last Photo”

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© 2020 BS

Fibbing Friday – H P ??

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Fibbing Friday – H P ??

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

Find out more at the link found below.

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Well, I don’t know much at all about the Harry Potter books or movies, so this might be fun to make up something silly. 🙂

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  1. Why did Harry Potter live with the Dursley’s when he wasn’t at Hogwarts?  … Because the rent was cheap?

 

  1. What was Arthur Weasley’s job at the Ministry of Magic?  … He got to draw pictures of all the magicians on a big mural?

 

  1. Why did Dobby the House Elf try to stop Harry Potter from going to Hogwarts?  … Because house flies -er- elfs – are the jealous sort.

 

  1. What did Hermione Granger’s parents do for a living?  … They worked at the local jukebox diner, making milkshakes and hamburgers.

 

  1. Why was Voldemort unable to kill Harry Potter?  … Because he was nearsighted, and needed a stronger glasses prescription so he could see Harry.

 

  1. What did Fred and George Weasley do after dropping out of Hogwarts?  … I imagine they would have formed a garage band. Either that or a lawn mowing enterprise.

 

  1. Why was Hagrid expelled from Hogwarts?  … She crawled through the air vents in the ceilings and spied on people. (she got caught)

 

  1. What did the sorcerer’s (philosopher’s) stone do, exactly?  … It started rolling down the hill, smashing everything in it’s path.

 

  1. What did Lucius Malfoy put in Ginny Weasley’s cauldron in Flourish and Blotts  … He added sugar and spice and everything nice.

 

  1. What is Harry Potter’s patronus?  … Harry’s patronus is his underpants.

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© 2020 BS

Fibbing Friday – Goofy Groups

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Fibbing Friday- Goofy Groups

 

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

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https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/08/14/fibbing-friday-14th-august/

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Di says: This week, I’m going to give you ten collective nouns and ask you to what/who they refer.

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1. Aurora
2. Argument
3. Blessing
4. Smack
5. Embarrassment
6. Prickle
7. Bloat
8. Coalition
9. Barrel
10. Zeal

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A collective noun is a word that is used for a whole group of things. Most times they sound funny to me – like  ‘a gaggle of geese’, or ‘a murder of crows’.  So we’re supposed to think up funnies for these on this week’s word list. 🙂

Here are mine:

1. An aurora of nurses. (note – I actually did have a nurse one time whose name was Aurora)

An aurora of nurses gathered around the patient in the emergency room to give comfort while treating him.

2. An argument of monkeys.

In the tree-tops an argument of chimpanzees were debating the merits of one banana over another kind.

3. A blessing of bandicoots.

The blessing of bandicoots traveled through the Australian brush in search of food. Click to view

4. A smack of eating contest participants.

There was a smack of contest entries, all wanting to win the title of fastest eater.

5. An embarrassment of chameleons.

All the embarrassment of chameleons turned red when they climbed onto the wagon left in the garden

6. A prickle of spiny anteaters

To keep safe, the prickle of spiny anteaters practiced social distancing lest their spines would stick each other. Click to view

7. A bloat of goats.

The farmer kept a bloat of goats to keep the grass and weeds cut down by them eating it all up. Click to view

8. A coalition of conga dancers.

The country’s coalition of conga dancers won a trip to the World Conga Conference to perform.

9. A barrel of crackers.

Crackers never do come single squares at a time…they are always enclosed in a barrel.

10. A zeal of seals.

The funny zeal of seals loved chasing each other around in the ocean waves. Click to view

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© 2020 BS

Fibbing Friday – What’s That Word?

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Fibbing Friday – What’s That Word?

 

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

Find out more at the link found below.

https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2020/08/07/fibbing-friday-august-7th-2020/

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For Fibbing Friday this time, we have ten more words we are to make up definitions for.

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  1. kinetoscope
  2. lugubrious
  3. maudlin
  4. numismatics
  5. opulence
  6. prepubescence
  7. quixotic
  8. recumbent
  9. stereoscope
  10. turgid

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1. Kinetoscope = This is a fun game invented by bored servicemen on submarines. While not on duty, they play kinetoscope by connecting the dots of islands that they see through the periscope.

2. lugubrious = This is a seriously disgusting habit of spitting up a loogie onto the street.

3. maudlin = An old TV show, starring a woman named Maude Lin, “Here Comes Maude”.

4. numismatics = This is a breathing disorder, and can be corrected by using an inhaler of medicine when needed.

5. opulence = A brand of contact lenses that give a person x-ray vision at night.

6. prepubescence = The ‘soft’ opening of a new Pub before the ‘grand opening’ day.

7. quixotic = This is the crazy pink rabbit who is the spokes-man …spokes – animal? for a strawberry flavoring for milk.

8. recumbent = This word describes those genus of ‘lazy flowers’ who grow sideways instead of straight up.

9. stereoscope = A protein shake that contains steroids, plus mood elevators to help you cope.

10. turgid = A potato that has grown soft and mushy and sprouts those weird worm-like eyes.

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© 2020 BS