Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2023/03/31/fibbing-friday-31st-march/

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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This week I am inviting you to suggest or invent authors for these (I think) fictitious books.

1. The Mystery  … Rod Serling

2. Dances with The Wolverine … Patrick Swayze

3. Who killed Roland Rabbit … Elmer Fudd

4. The Taming of the Crew … The Professor (on Gilligan’s Island)

5. Far from the Maddening Crowd … John Glenn (astronaut)

6. The Golden Crown … Anthology of Oscar Winner’s acceptance speeches

7. Up, Up and Away … Superman

8. Bottoms Up …Recipe book of Mixology (various sources)

9. For Whom the Bell Tinkles … Santa Claus’ Elves Expose

10. A Dog’s Day … Short stories of all the dogs who’ve lived in the White House (taken from the Presidents’ own journals)

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© 2023 BS

Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2023/03/24/fibbing-friday-24th-march/

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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A mix of old and new questions this week:

What did the quick brown fox leap over? … The typewriter

What were the Window Cleaner’s confessions? … He saw mama kissing Santa Claus

What was The Mad Hatter’s true occupation? … He was a blackjack dealer in Vegas

Why did Cinderella lose her glass slipper? – One broke and she threw the other away.

Why do people in old TV shows and movies spend so much time sitting on their front porch? … It was the old timey version of FaceBook – they could visit and talk to people passing by.

What happened to the three little pigs? … After the Wolf incident, they were heroes and went on tour, winding up in Hawaii as guests of honor at a luau – it was a ‘tasty’ affair.

What is Air Force One? … The smallest of hurricane/typhoon winds, clocked at only 74 mph.

Who brings the Easter Eggs? … The rich guy from the novel, “Ready Player One”

Who was Harvey? … A podiatrist, Dr. Harvey, my foot doctor when I was a kid.

What is quick silver? … The Lone Ranger’s very fast white horse named Silver.

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More Fun – Fandango’s Spam Comment of the Week

More Fun – Fandango’s Spam Comment of the Week

https://fivedotoh.com/2023/03/19/spam-comment-of-the-week-week-11-2023/

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Here’s one from an RV repair shop (I think) and it was on my Share Your World post from 2018, talking about boredom.

Your life will certainly never coincide after this!

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This one is from a refrigerator repair shop on my post of flowers (peony & lily)

Less job, more fun is what I’m everything about.

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Well, it’s disappointing my life won’t coincide, but at least I’ll have more fun without a job. 🙂

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Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2023/03/17/fibbing-friday-17th-march/

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Time for Hit remakes this week.

Who could have recorded the following (your nominations do not have to be singers) or had it for their signature tune?

1.   Cinderella Rockefella … The Wallflowers (One Headlight)

2.   I want it all … The Kinks (All Day and All of the Night)

3.   I’m just a lonely boy … Roy Orbison (Only the Lonely)

4.   Here comes the night  … Bobby Vee (The Night Has a Thousand Eyes)

5.   All I have to do is dream … Bobby Darin (Dream Lover)

6.   Wand’rin’ Star … Deep Purple (Stars on the Water)

7.    Rock on … Hues Corporation (Don’t Rock the Boat)

8.   Purple Rain … B. J. Thomas (Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head)

9.   When will I see You Again … Everly Brothers ( Bye Bye Love)

10.  You can’t hurry love … The Searchers (Love Potion No. 9)

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Now here are my oddball answers:

1. Oysters on the halfshell

2. Greedy Giant and the Beanstalks

3. Georgie Porgie

4. Kit and the Knightrider

5. The Dreamsicles Pop Group

6. Twinkle and the Moonbeams

7. The Plymouth Pilgrim Quartet

8. The one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater

9. Ghost Riders in the Sky

10. Speedy Gonzales and the Ratpack

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© 2023 BS

Breathing & Moaning – Fandango’s Spam Comment of the Week

Breathing & Moaning – Fandango’s Spam Comment of the Week

https://fivedotoh.com/2023/03/12/spam-comment-of-the-week-week-10-2023/

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This one comes from an RV repair place – it was on my post of daffodil flowers:

Breathing in and out a number of times a day improves your life tremendously.

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Well, all right … I think I will try this breathing thing. My life sure needs improving tremendously!

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And this one was not happy with my flower post about Honeysuckles.

The very next time I read a blog, I hope that it won’t fail me as much as this particular one. I mean, Yes, it was my choice to read through, but I really thought you would probably have something interesting to say. All I hear is a bunch of moaning about something you could fix if you weren’t too busy searching for attention.

Well, like you say … you didn’t have to read it. I’ll keep in mind not to do so much moaning about flowers in the future.

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SOCS – M words

SOCS – M words

https://lindaghill.com/2023/03/10/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-march-11-2023/

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Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is “mat/met/mitt/mot/mutt.” Choose one or use them all, any way you’d like in your post. Have fun!

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Today’s prompt words are = mat, met, mitt, mot, mutt. Thanks, Linda!

To read other entries, and also join in the fun, just click the above link.

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I wanted to try an experiment using these words, so I found an old poetry app I had to make up a poem. Here’s what happened …

These two poems are so weird and stupid.

These two poems are an example of AI generated poems using the prompt words.

The Policeman and the Nurse

Rhyming Couplet Ideas by Anonymous

See the running of the policeman,
I think he’s angry at the wiesemann.

He finds it hard to see the mat,
Overshadowed by the mot tomcat.

Who is that flying near the mitt?
I think she’d like to eat the grit.

She is but a brown nurse,
Admired as she sits upon a reverse.

Her yellow car is just a dish,
It needs no gas, it runs on angelfish.

She’s not alone she brings a met,
a pet mutt, and lots of pipette.

The mutt likes to chase a car,
Especially one that’s in the reservoir.

The policeman shudders at the big flower
He want to leave but she wants the reflective power.

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The Policeman and the Nurse

Rhyming Couplet Ideas by Anonymous

See the running of the policeman,
I think he’s angry at the wiesemann.

He finds it hard to see the mat,
Overshadowed by the mot gnat.

Who is that flying near the mitt?
I think she’d like to eat the gillett.

She is but a brown nurse,
Admired as she sits upon a free verse.

Her yellow car is just a dish,
It needs no gas, it runs on angler fish.

She’s not alone she brings a met,
a pet mutt, and lots of upset.

The mutt likes to chase a car,
Especially one that’s in the shooting star.

The policeman shudders at the big flower
He want to leave but she wants the tower.

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These two poems were fun to do, but they have nothing real, no human emotion, no meaning.

Other than trying it out to see what happened, I know I wouldn’t count on it for actual writing. It isn’t MY writing!

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Now, here’s my try at the words. This still doesn’t make much sense, but at least I wrote it my own self.

Baseball Game

We met on home plate mat

Diamond shaped game with a mutt

Here’s your mitt, dog said bon mot

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© 2023 BS

Fibbing Friday Q & A

Fibbing Friday Q & A

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2023/03/10/fibbing-friday-10th-march/

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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1. What was the first thing you saw when you looked out the window?

Glow in the dark butterflies.

2. What is your favorite way to prepare hot dogs?

Heated in a curling iron.

3. What is one thing you covet more than anything else?

A giraffe – such pretty animals – I always wanted one.

4. You see the wishing star…what is your wish?

That when it falls, as all wishing stars turn into falling stars, that it would explode into diamonds and all land on my yard.

5. You don’t want the leprechaun’s gold…what do you want?

His secrets of how to be a leprechaun.

6. What is the first thing you order at a vegan diner?

Steak and lobster

7. Where would you like to visit next?

Mars

8. What is actually in the Doomsday Seed Vault?

Dehydrated monster DNA – just add water to grow your own monster pet.

9. Who killed J.R.?

He got bit by a rattlesnake.

10. What is yellow snow?

It’s lemon flavored shaved ice.

 

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2023 BS

Flower Talk – Fandango’s Spam Comment of the Week

Flower Talk -Fandango’s Spam Comment of the Week 

https://fivedotoh.com/2023/03/05/spam-comment-of-the-week-week-9-2023/

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A challenge to take part in from Fandango! Post a funny spam comment you’ve gotten. Find out more at the above link.

Here’s mine that came in today:

These two spam comments were smack dab in the middle of about 200 plus comments about RV repair places, and discussions of RVs and RV sites. I’ve never ever owned one or been camping or traveling around in an RV.

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Here’s a couple of spam comments I got recently. No names, one looks like a company or something, the other was in possible Chinese or Japanese writing (but the comment was in English)

Both were on different flower of the day posts of mine – one for the pansy, and one for some honeysuckle. I really had no idea that discussions of flowers were being talked about for such a long time. I’m glad they didn’t want to argue with me about it “haha”.

And I’m glad in all your searches for flower talk, that you liked mine that ‘hit the nail on the head’ about flower knowledge. We really need more people talking about flowers.

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This is the right blog for anyone who hopes to find out about this topic. You realize so much its almost tough to argue with you (not that I personally will need toÖHaHa). You certainly put a fresh spin on a subject which has been discussed for a long time. Excellent stuff, just excellent!			0
Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️ © 2023 BS		Iím impressed, I must say. Seldom do I encounter a blog thatís both educative and engaging, and let me tell you, you have hit the nail on the head. The issue is something that not enough folks are speaking intelligently about. I am very happy I found this in my hunt for something concerning this. *** ***

Dreamscape Stories # 5 – Movie

Dreamscape Stories # 5 – Movie

 

my photo of backyard wood fence with full moon in dark sky. Black cat is on the fence

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It’s been awhile, about 2 years since I posted about a dream. But I had a really funny one this morning just before waking up. It was funny to me, I was laughing so much!

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We, as a family, went out to a movie theater. We hadn’t been to one in years. I didn’t really want to go, because I can’t eat popcorn, and what’s the point of going to a movie and not getting popcorn. It would be torture to sit there smelling that buttery snack, and watching everyone around you eating it, and I’m not allowed. So, I never want to go to a movie again in my life. Ever!

But, we went, me included. We’re at the snack counter, and for some reason everyone was just getting hamburgers. This theater did serve hamburgers of all kinds.

The lady behind the counter was very slow making them, though. She’d only make one full burger with everything, before starting on the next one. We were getting impatient. Finally it was my turn to say what I wanted on my burger, so I told her, and to make sure it was cooked very well done.

That was all, and I woke up. So far not funny is it.

What was so funny to me was this … we were all ourselves, but we were a squirrel family. We acted and thought as humans, but we all looked like squirrels.

Oh my, just typing that is getting me laughing so tears are blurring my eyes. hahaha 🙂 And I didn’t even realize we were squirrels until right at the end, myself.

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Fibbing Friday x 2

Fibbing Friday x 2

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2023/03/03/fibbing-friday-march-3rd/

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the above link:

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Time for something a little different from word definitions.
I have explored my archives and found some questions set by Teresa Grabs who was the originator of Fibbing Friday.
There are some gems so if any questions for March seem familiar, you can understand why!

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1. What did you find in the unopened can of mixed nuts?

Nothing – you didn’t open it. But if you did you’d find little worms like those in the Mexican jumping beans.

2. They just cancelled your favorite TV show – what do you do?’

Laugh like a maniac because you already knew the universe was against you.

3. What is the answer to 3 Down?

Juan Valdez – I looked on the first crossword puzzle book by my desk, opened it to a random, unused puzzle, and the question to # 3 down was, “famous Columbian” and the answer is Juan Valdez (I didn’t cheat by looking at the answers in the back of the book, either) Who is Juan Valdez? I think he’s the famous Columbian coffee grower. 🙂

4. What do Scots wear under their kilts?

A fanny pack purse to keep their … car keys in while they are marching around in a parade.

5. How did the platypus get its name?

The Wonderful Wizard of OZ held a public vote and platypus won.

6. You find a treasure map – what is the treasure?

The map is also directions to a local fish take away restaurant = you get a free dinner.

7. They are making a movie of your life – what is the biggest whopper they invent?

That I am a famous singer.

8. Bollocks doesn’t mean what Americans think it does…what does it really mean?

It means mountain oysters.

9. What did you give the last person who asked you for a tip?

A newspaper with the jobs/workers wanted section circled.

10. What is over the next hill?

We don’t have hills here, but you will find as you drive along the highway you are suddenly going down into a deep canyon you couldn’t see earlier.

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And here are the questions and my answers for last week, as I never got around to posting them.

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https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2023/02/24/fibbing-friday-24th-february/

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Here are some familiar words but can you make up new definitions for them?

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1.   Silicone = a funny looking ice cream cone with two places for ice cream

2.   Fluff = A slang word for that stuff (fluff) you have on top of your head – hair

3.   Loofah – The aloof look at cat gives it’s owner = kind of a ‘dis’ I loofah you

4.   Caddy = Scotch plaid vest and hat ensemble

5.   Pedantic = One of those things that counts your footsteps.

6.   Tangent = A little kid throwing a fit in a store for some candy

7.   Muffler = A person who mumbles and says wrong words

8.   Calamity = A crispy fried seafood

9.   Archive = A pungent condiment = like a small onion

10. Fortify = An extra large burrito with everything on it. I don’t know why it’s called that.

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