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Fibbing Friday

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Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2021/10/15/fibbing-friday-october-15th-2021/

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  1. Exactly what did Columbus do in 1492? … Well, seeing as how he was a detective, he probably solved a crime.
  2. Why does Canada celebrate Thanksgiving in October rather than November as the US does? … Because they need to get their celebrating done before really cold weather and snow comes to them.
  3. Why do we carve pumpkins into Jack-o-lanterns for Halloween? … On Halloween the Great Pumpkin raises up and sends orders to his minions to carve pumpkins in his likeness.
  4. If “octo-” means eight, then why is October the tenth month? … An octopus has a bunch of tentacles, but can’t count right, so when he was chosen to represent a month, he picked the 10th one.
  5. Why do kids dress up in costumes and go trick-or-treating on Halloween? … Once a year on Halloween it is decreed that kids reveal their true nature in a costume, whether cute like a princess, a monster, a super hero or whatever. It tells the future of each individual.
  6. What is the movie, Hocus Pocus about? … In a humorous way, it presents a guidebook to all future witches.
  7. In the Movie, Halloween, why was Michael Myers sent to an insane asylum when he was only six years old? … His mom worked as a nurse there, so she just brought him to work with her.
  8. Continuing from the previous question, what did Myers do when he escaped approximately fifteen years later? … He declared he was emancipated from parental control so he could go out on his own.
  9. What was the movie, Lost Boys about? … This is the story told around a campfire of a scout troop who wandered off into a woods in an alternate dimension, never to be found again.
  10. According to legend, why don’t vampires have a reflection? … Only warm blooded creatures have a reflection, and vampires have no warm blood of their own, and that’s why they bite – to get some warm blood for a little while.

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© 2021 BS

Fibbing Friday – Books

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Fibbing Friday – Books

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2021/10/08/fibbing-friday-8th-october/

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This week Di has us looking at book titles.  Thanks, Di! 🙂

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1. A Tale of Two Cities    … This is the story of two little towns on the border of Texas and Arkansas. They had a hillbilly standoff, and the outcome was a divided ‘city’ called Texarkana.

2. Pride and Prejudice  … This nature tell-all, with photos, shows the rivalry between two prides of lions.

3. Little Women … This is an age old folk tale about a small woman and her friends who had the courage to fight ogres.

4. The Carpetbaggers … A handy instruction guide that is included with every vacuum cleaner.

5. What Katy Did Next … A children’s book taking a look at hopping/flying insects called katydids.

6. Dune … Chronicle of two best friends on a mission to wind surf all the way around the world’s deserts.

7. Cider with Rosie … An episode of the cartoon robot named Rosie, and her famous applejack recipe.

8. Far from the Madding Crowd … How to book on living off the grid with no modern conveniences.

9. Jaws … A fascinating memoir of a dentist in Hollywood, and the celebrity patients he’s seen in his practice.

10. The Lord of the Rings … This is a songbook for professional bell ringers.

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© 2021 BS

Nonsense – Stream of Consciousness Saturday – Lid

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Nonsense – Stream of Consciousness Saturday – Lid 

https://lindaghill.com/2021/10/08/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-october-9-2021/

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Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is “lid.” Use it in the literal sense, use it in the metaphorical sense, use it any way you’d like. Have fun!

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So, today for SOCS we have the word or partial word ‘lid’. Thanks, Linda!

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I only know a few things about a lid, such as the cover on a cooking pot, a sealing top of a jar of food, and I think it’s a measurement of some kind of drugs?

It’s always hard to get the lid off of a jar. I’ve strained my hand trying to unscrew the thing. I can sometimes stick a pointed kind of spoon under the edge and lever it so it pops the seal. Then you can open it easily. If all else fails, I call in the Mr. to give a strong hand at it. That usually always works.

Let’s see what else … some nonsense maybe?

Well, I’d thought of something, and now it’s gone … hang on a minute.

I have a lid that was not hid

There was a lide that tried to hide?

I tried and tried but off it flied?

Nope … not working!

I bid on a lid, but off it slid

A bird flied up … no … that would be flew

It doesn’t rhyme, and I never lied – subtract the e so you get lid?

I think I better end this now.

Have a fun weekend! 🙂

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© 2021 BS

Halloween Countdown # 2 – Monster

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Halloween Countdown # 2 – Monster

https://toy.photography/2021/10/02/tourmaline-s-halloween-challenge-monster-2/

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Happy Halloween!

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Monster painted rock (green monster/orange background)

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Monster, Slug, Snail, Cartoon, Green

HERE’S TO YA

His arms are green and slimy,

As up from the brine they rise.

His words are gurgled and rhyme-y,

And he looks to be a fairly big size.

I don’t know what to think,

While I’m frozen to the spot where I stand,

But I offer the creature a drink,

Given by my shaking hand.

As higher and higher he rose,

Up from the water so deep,

I saw two holes for his nose, and

His eyes began to weep.

He said ’twas the first time ever

Anyone tried to be nice to him.

You could have knocked me down with a feather, when

He said his name was Jim.

So, if ever you meet a stranger, an ogre of some reputation,

Don’t look at him in anger,

Just flow with the situation.

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~ funny photo from Pixabay~

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Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday

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Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday

https://lindaghill.com/2021/09/29/one-liner-wednesday-years/

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Just finished a book about the greatest basement to ever exist. ~ It was a best cellar.

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What do you call a bee that never quite made it in the hive? ~ A wanna bee.

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© 2021 BS

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Fibbing Friday

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Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2021/09/24/fibbing-friday-24th-september/

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Thanks for the fun questions, Di! 🙂

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1. What is the difference between an earth worm and an ear worm?  … Two letters are the difference ‘th’ or no ‘th’. And that’s how the worm turns.

2. What is a Mars Bar? … To practice law on the planet Mars you have to pass the Mars Bar Exam.

3. What colour is a peanut? … A peanut is bright orange – it’s sold at the circus, now known as the candy called Circus Peanuts! Yummy!

4. What is meant by dressed up like a dog’s dinner? … This means you’re on a restricted soft food only diet.

5. What is an orange pippin? … The orange pippin is a bird that lives at the North Pole.

6. What do an owl, pussy cat and five pound note all have in common?  … The 5 pound note was the payoff for blackmail between the owl and the pussycat.

7. Where would you find a Bunny Girl? … She’s a superhero friend to Bat Girl.

8. What is the difference between an heir and a hair? … Back in the old days people would save their fallen out or cuttings of hair in a container called a hair receiver. It would later be passed down to their heirs to keep.

9. What is meant by fringe benefits? … This is also known as BOGO – Buy One Get One – like a free gift with purchase of something.

10. What is a whimsy? … This is a girl’s fancy hair ornament.

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© 2021 BS

Fibbing Friday

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Fibbing Friday

 

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2021/09/17/fibbing-friday-september-17th-2021/

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  1. What exactly is the philosopher’s stone?  … This was an ancient truth telling rock, kinda like the nowadays magic 8 ball game. You ask the stone a question, and it tells you the answer.
  2. What is kept in the Chamber of Secrets? … A girl named Victoria
  3. Why was Harry Potter known as “The Boy Who Lived”? … Because the title of Boy Who Cries Wolf was already taken.
  4. What was the Elder Wand made of? … It was made of a pronged Elm tree branch – used for divination.
  5. What are the Deathly Hallows? … They are a moaning shriek made by banshees.
  6. Who wrote Magical Me? … Oh, that guy magician, what’s his name? David Copperfield. He was popular on TV specials for awhile; then he disappeared.
  7. What is a Firebolt? … It’s a dazzling streak of lightning.
  8. What are the Nimbus 2000, and the Nimbus 2001? … These are holographic clouds the internet uses to store stuff
  9. What does polyjuice potion do? … I’ve heard it takes paint off of cars.
  10. What does a portkey do? … Well, it unlocks the port-a-potty door.

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© 2021 BS

Fibbing Friday

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Fibbing Friday

 

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2021/09/10/fibbing-friday-10th-september/

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1. What is usually shaken and not stirred? … A little bottle of fingernail polish Nail Polish on Apple iOS 14.6

2. Who was Dr No? … I don’t know, but he evidently wasn’t a ‘yes man’

3. What is a Thunderball? …This is when in a storm, the thunder and lightning happen at the same time creating ball lightning

4. Who sang ‘For Your Eyes Only?’ … The Owl in the little story of the Owl and the Pussycat Click to view

5. What does ‘M’ stand for? … Mexican food – my favorite

6. What snack did ‘Q’ almost lose when showing off one of his latest gadgets? … Nestles Quick Chocolate drink. He invented an electric spoon stirrer, and knocked the cup over

7. What was sent from Russia with Love? … 99 bottles of beer on the wall

8. What scares the living daylights out of you? … Tornadoes! Click to view

9. What does a Moonraker do? … The aliens who live on the moon have gardeners who rake the moon dust into meditative swirls Click to view

10. What is You Only Live Twice about? … It’s a memoir of a person who dies, but is reincarnated later on.

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© 2021 BS

Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday

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Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday

https://lindaghill.com/2021/09/08/one-liner-wednesday-camera-shy/

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Here are a few calendar funnies from the last few days:

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My friends and I are in a band called Duvet … We’re a cover band.

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I just realized my countertop is made of marble. I’ve been taking it for granite for years.

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What’s the world’s saddest pizza? … Pepperlonely

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© 2021 BS

Fibbing Friday

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Fibbing Friday

 

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2021/09/03/fibbing-friday-september-3rd-2021/

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  1. Finish the following idiom: “What happens in Vegas…”  … Always costs a lot of money
  2. What device is known as a one-arm bandit? … A cute raccoon stealing your trash
  3. What is used to play Russian Roulette? … You’ll need salad greens and a bottle of dressing
  4. What is James Bond’s favorite casino game? … Out wit, Out last, Out play – Survive
  5. Who was the spokesman for Player’s Club International from the mid 1980s to the early 1990s? … The polar bear sitting on an ice floe holding a bottle of soda pop
  6. What nickname is given to a poker hand containing a pair of black aces and a pair of black eights?  … Unlucky loser
  7. What does it mean to bet on “the hard way” in craps? … You use actual hard dice instead of those fuzzy soft dice hanging from your rear-view mirror in the car.
  8. What is special about aces in blackjack? … They are secretly marked and only ‘insider people’ know the code
  9. What are clams casino? … These type of casinos require and enforce a ‘no talking’ rule. This is where the term ‘clam up’ came into the vocabulary.
  10. What game is played in the World Series of Poker? … Besides card games, each player must take a 30 minute break outside to play a round of baseball.
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© 2021 BS