Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2022/12/02/fibbing-friday-2nd-december/

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Today’s prompt is about songs. Thanks, Di! 🙂

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1. Who recorded Mouldy Old Dough?

A farmer named Old McDonald.

2. What colour icing was on the cake in MacArthur Park?

I wasn’t there, but probably it was pink. 🧁🧁🧁

3. Who sang they were made out of Gingerbread?

The witch in the woods where Hansel & Gretel were captured.

4. Who sang Tutti Frutti?

Carmen Miranda with a fruit basket on her head.

5. Who recorded Green Onions?

Bugs Bunny the cartoon rabbit.

6. Who had a boy lollipop?

All the guests at a bachelorette party – it’s x rated but fun

7. What is a Tangerine Dream?

Yummy! It’s vanilla ice cream on a stick, covered in orange sherbert. A Dreamsicle.

8. Sugar Sugar or Honey Honey? 🍯🍯🍯

Too Too Much – the sweetest band in the land.

9. Who sang Sugar Pie Honey Bunch?

The Beehives group. 🐝🐝🐝

10. Do you need Hot Butter for Popcorn?

Yes, and that’s no lie!

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Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday

Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday

https://lindaghill.com/2022/11/30/one-liner-wednesday-ha/#like-16473

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Why did the mobile phone need glasses?  … It lost all it’s contacts!

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?  … A stamp!

How do trees access the internet? … They log in!

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Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

 

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2022/11/25/fibbing-friday-25th-november/

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1. What are fish nets?  …

In the watery world of fish, this is their communication line – like the internet = fish net

2. What is a teddy? …

It’s a cute British way of saying television = “What’s on the teddy tonight?”

3. What is cross stitch?

This is when you get really angry at something that happened and you have a temper tantrum = a cross stitch

4. What is a basque?

A priceless antique porcelain cat figurine from ancient Egypt = Bastet the Royal Cat

5. What are daps?

haha! These are those little drops of water that a dog shakes off his fur when he gets wet.

6. What are culottes?

I’m not sure, but I’m guessing a specialized tool used in wiring telephone poles.

7. What are pedal pushers?

Shoes for when you drive a car.

8. What are trews?

A landscaping of formal gardens

9. What is a gym slip?

One of those old bathing costumes women had to wear to the beach.

10. What is a feather cut?

A request for just a small amount of cream in your coffee.

 

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Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2022/11/18/fibbing-friday-18th-november/

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1. Why do we say it’s raining cats and dogs?

Maybe because they make a big show of barking and hissing at each other. Same as thunder & lightning.

2. What is meant by ‘The elephant in the room?’

I think it means to keep your front door closed so a wayward elephant doesn’t come in the house.

3. What is downsizing?

This is taken two ways – one is dieting and losing weight, the other is getting rid of all your favorite things – so sad.

4. What is a Panto Dame?

Panto Dame? Huh? An old biddy lady who complains a lot.

5. What is pumpernickel?

Pumpernickle is a type of fake coin that you put in arcade games to play them. You pump in the money (nickles).

6. What’s the difference between poison ivy and poison oak?

These are two different rock n roll groups, and they are friendamies. Friends/enemies?

7. What is a plimsoll line?

An old fashioned petticoat worn by pioneer women.

8. What are waffles?

Waffles are another word for those hard, round hockey pucks.

9. How can you beat inflation?

Stay home, don’t buy anything ever again.

10. What is catsup?

The wrong way to say and spell ketchup! Or … a cat drinking a bowl of cream.

 

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Fibbing Friday (on time)

Fibbing Friday (on time)

 

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2022/11/04/fibbing-friday-4th-november/

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So, what do you think these are phobias of?

Ablutophobia … Fear of washing your hands

Androphobia … Fear of Grecian Urns

Ataxophobia … Fear of riding in taxis

Autophobia … Fear of WP Automatic

Bathmophobia … Fear of skin diving

Chromophobia … Fear of the color magenta

Ephebiphobia … Fear of wizards

Genuphobia … Fear of the sun

Heliophobia … Fear of bacteria

Nomophobia … Fear of pastures

Osmophobia … Fear of mummies

Podophobia … Fear of enclosed shoes

Trypophobia … Fear of falling asleep

Wiccaphobia … Fear of wicker furniture

Zuigerphobia … Fear of coal mines

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Psychotic Air Bags

Psychotic Air Bags

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I’m always hearing things wrong. Whatever it is never makes sense, but makes me laugh so much.

I’m usually typing or reading blogs, while the TV is on, so I’m only half way listening until something strange is said.

This morning I heard about a re-call about cars. They mentioned ‘psychotic air bags’.

What???

I started laughing so much, the Mr. had to ask why.

Well, just a little bit ago I thought I’d check to see what they really were talking about. It seems there is a re-call on air bags in certain cars. Some company that makes them is called Takata, and they have a big problem with the air bags being dangerous in a crash.

It makes more sense, now. But, I still am laughing about air bags going psychotic.

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Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

 

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2022/10/28/fibbing-friday-28th-october/#respond

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1. What is the most intelligent lifeform on Earth? … Believe it or not it’s the Earth Worm. It’s managed to survive for millions of years.
2. Why did we really go to school? … We were required to go to school so we could be brainwashed.
3. What did teachers do during recess? … To relax for awhile they stayed inside and took off their human disguise.
4. How did you get to school? … hop, skip, jump, turn cartwheels, over and over until I got to school.
5. What was life like before the Internet? … We lived in the dark ages.
6. What is the best thing about social media? … The best thing is the training of our eyes to be hypnotized.
7. What is your favorite thing to put chocolate sauce on? … Your hair – it makes a great creme rinse & smells good.
8. Doctors were all wrong…humans don’t need water. What do they need? … Sunshine, lollipops, & rainbows.
9. Dolphins are not mammals. What are they? … Secret spies from a galaxy far far away.
10. There is a Lost Dutchman’s Mine, but where is it? … The mine is deep down in the ground.

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Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2022/10/21/fibbing-friday-21st-october/

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Here are the questions from Di today, as Melanie is taking a blogging break.

1. Jonah wasn’t swallowed by a whale…he was swallowed by a ____. … giant mutated Swallow bird.
2. Who (or what) could make even the fiercest pirate quake in his boots? … a tsunami headed right for his ship
3. What did Huckleberry Finn have to really paint? … “I see a red door and I want it painted black”
4. What is the best food that can be paired with red wine? … chocolate covered grasshoppers
5. What’s the best thing to wear in the sun? … ski clothes – need to cover up as sun’s rays are dangerous
6. Why do dogs chase after cars? … because they need the running exercise
7. What did the cat say to its kitten about the humans? … ‘look cute and they’ll give you a forever home’
8. Goldfish are not fish. What are they? … Hideous monsters, in my opinion!
9. What would you rather do instead of sleeping? … play poker
10. The Phantom didn’t haunt the Opera House…he haunted the ____. … convenience store on the corner

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Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

 

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2022/09/30/last-fibbing-friday-of-september-2022/

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What would you suggest these abbreviations would then stand for if they no longer relate to money?

1. GBP  … Green Bean Product

2. USD … Upper Siberian Desert

3. CHF .. Continental Hibachi Foundation

4. EUR – Ectoplasm Under Review

5. DOP – Deer On Premises

6. INR – Intelligent NORAD Response

7. ISK – Identical Siamese Kittens

8. JPY – Jokes Puns & Yoyos

9. MYR – Maybe You’re Right

10. THB – Today’s Hot Breakfast

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Fatty Batty – Halloween Challenge 2022 – Bats

Fatty Batty – Halloween Challenge 2022 – Bats 

https://toy.photography/2022/10/02/bats-tourmaline-s-halloween-challenge/

Thanks so much for hosting this fun challenge again this year, Jennifer!

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Among the hanging colony

There dwelled a little bat

He was a mighty hunter who

Nightly munched on gnats

He ate and ate, he could not stop

In fact he was about to pop

But instead he just got fat.

Cute little bat that used to play music when you pushed his belly

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