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Fibbing Friday – Q & A Melange

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Fibbing Friday – Q & A Mélange

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

Find out more at the link found below.

https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2020/07/10/fibbing-friday-july-10th-2020/

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  1. Who sang the song, “Dust in the Wind”? … The Wizard of Oz was known to sing the Dust in the Wind song a time or two, when he wanted to rustle up a tornado.

 

  1. Finish the lyric: If you’re blue, and you don’t know where to go to, why don’t you go… … Why don’t you go to a paint store to get some more colors.

 

  1. Why is a two-wheel hand truck sometimes called a dolly? … Those little rolling contraptions were to haul around the cloned sheep – all named Dolly.

 

  1. The movie, Office Space wasn’t about office workers rebelling against their terrible boss. What was it about? … Office Space should have been called ‘Lice in Space’, because they had to evacuate the building to let the exterminators fumigate.

 

  1. What is gasoline more commonly called in the U.K.? … Gasoline has a funny word in the U.K. which is ‘push-o-line’ because the fuel pushes the vehicle forward.

 

  1. What is gasoline more commonly called to in the U.S.?  … In the U.S gasoline is known commonly as ‘go-juice’, because when you use it you can go places.

 

  1. Why did Elon Musk launch a car into space?  … I’m thinking he launched a car into space because his art project ‘Cadillac Ranch’ in Texas needed a boost.

 

  1. Robin Hood didn’t rob from the rich and give to the poor. What did he do?  … Robin Hood was a cool bird who visited bird feeders, eating all he could every day.

 

  1. What was Murder on the Orient Express really about?  … I heard that the train company employed lots of cats to catch the infestation of mice = murder you know.

 

  1. What was the last song ever recorded by the Beatles? … Oh, that’s an easy one! It was ’99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall’.

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© 2020 BS

One Liner Wednesday – More Calendar Funnies

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One Liner Wednesday – More Calendar Funnies

One-Liner Wednesday, July 8th – That feeling when…

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These were today’s calendar page funnies … 🙂

No matter how bad it gets, I’m always rich at the dollar store.

A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one nightstand.

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© 2020 BS

Tossina – Stream of Consciousness Saturday – Toss

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Tossina – Stream of Consciousness Saturday – Toss

The Friday Reminder and Prompt for #SoCS July 4/2020

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Today’s SOCS prompt is the word or partial word ‘toss’. Thanks, Linda!

To join in and see other entries, just click the above link. It’s fun! 🙂

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Cat on WhatsApp 2.19.352

Tossina is a sweet little cat

A bag of chips and all of that

Instead of catching mice all day

This is what she had to say,

“Come to dinner, if you please,

I’ll only give a tiny squeeze.”

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© 2020 BS

Fibbing Friday – Bad Book Blurbs

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Fibbing Friday – Bad Book Blurbs

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

Find out more at the link found below.

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/07/03/fibbing-friday-3rd-july-2020/

I’ll give you the title of 10 books, and let’s see what you can come with for what they’re about in two or three sentences.
The idea remember is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly or even outrageous, in your response and evade the truth.

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1. War and Peace
2. The Green Mile
3. Dances with Wolves
4. Jaws
5. The Wind in the Willows
6. The Deserter
7. One Shot
8. It
9. Independence Day
10. The Count of Monte Cristo

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1. War and Peace is a book about emotions. It explores the universal feelings we have of being mad about something, rage, and throwing a hissy fit. Those are war feelings. This book also gives examples of peaceful feelings, such as happiness, contentment, smiles & hugs, which we all want.

2.  The Green Mile  is a how-to book on gardening. It shows you the ins and outs of creating any size lawn and garden, with tips and photos.

3. Dances With Wolves is the tell-all memoirs of celebrities who have competed on televised dance competitions. Go behind the scenes as they reveal the cutthroat world of contestants and judges. Includes photos.

4. Jaws is a classic, must read medical textbook for students in dental colleges. Work book pages included as an important part of earning a good grade and diploma.

5. The Wind in the Willows is a book about the dust bowl era, and how soil erosion by the wind contributed mightily toward the depression years.

6. The Deserter is a lovely book (with scrumptious photos) of sweet treats. These deserts will tempt your taste buds. Recipes are easy to follow, and includes nutrition tables.

7. One Shot is a short story collection of murder mysteries, based on an amalgam of true crime cases of the past 100 years.

8. It, the book, is a children’s interactive exercise in choices. Cute stories for the little ones lets them choose between two different endings. Beautifully illustrated.

9. Independence Day follows six students through their high school years up to  their graduation day, and  how they will handle their new independence.

10. The Count of Monte Cristo is a book about one family who gave up everything when they bought their own island. From city life, to establishing their island home, they come to realize home is where the heart is, as long as they are together in their dream.

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© 2020 BS

Fibbing Friday – More Movie Misquotes

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Fibbing Friday – More Movie Misquotes

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

Find out more at the link found below.

https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2020/06/26/fibbing-friday-june-26th-2020/

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Below are 10 questions, the answers to which are entirely up to you.
The idea though is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly or even outrageous in your response as long as you evade the truth (or maybe bend it a little).

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Last week’s Fibbing Friday was a bit different. Di gave us some movie quotes, and we had to tell who (should have) said them. It was so much fun, that I’ve decided to do it again this week. (We’ll get back to regular old questions eventually.) In the mean time, put your movie trivia hat on under (or over) your fibbing cap, and do your best to convince us who said these iconic lines.

The questions & my answers:

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I can never copy the questions right, and the numbers are always messed up – Truth!

But there are only supposed to be 10 questions in all, and they are all there. haha 🙂

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  1. Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.  … Miss Hannigan, when Annie comes into the orphanage.
  2. I’d buy that for a dollar!  … This was said by one of the contestants on the reality show, “Big Brother”. He said it all the time – was annoying!
  3. Somebody blows their nose, and you want to keep it?  … Jules says this to Vincent in the movie Pulp Fiction.
  4. Leave the gun. Take the cannoli. … This is the title of a stand up comic’s tell all book.
  5. You’re gonna need a bigger boat.  … Jimmy Buffett, the singer, tells his Parrothead followers this at his concerts.
  6. What we have here is a failure to communicate! …  TV’s Sgt. Carter says this really loud to Gomer Pyle, because – “I Can’t Hear You!!!”
  7. Do you think that’s air you’re breathing, now? … Jacques Cousteau to his class of deep sea divers when learning to use oxygen tanks.
  8. The sleeper has awakened! … The townspeople were spreading the news that Rip Van Winkle had regained consciousness.
  9. Good Morning! And in case I don’t see you, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!  … Adrien Cronauer says this on his radio program in ‘Good Morning Viet Nam’.
  10. Haha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is “Never get involved in a land war in Asia,” but only slightly less well known is this: “Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!” … I think maybe it was the caterpillar in the story of Alice in Wonderland who said this, because this doesn’t make sense to me, and neither did the worm.

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© 2020 BS

Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday

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Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday

One-Liner Wednesday, June 24th – Butterflies

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More fun calendar pages:

  • “My daily routine: Get up, Be Amazing, Go back to bed”
  • “I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know, just to be sure.”
  • “It’s called Karma, and it’s pronounced ‘ha ha ha’.

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© 2020 BS

 

Fibbing Friday – Funny Quotes

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Fibbing Friday – Funny Quotes

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

Find out more at the link found below.

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/06/19/fibbing-friday-19th-june/

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Below are 10 questions, the answers to which are entirely up to you.
The idea though is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly or even outrageous in your response as long as you evade the truth (or maybe bend it a little).

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The questions & my answers:

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https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/06/19/fibbing-friday-19th-june/

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No doubt many of us have been watching movies, DVDs or Youtube during the lockdown until it comes out of our ears, and one of the quizzes I set years ago was to do with film quotes.
Most of you will know the films the following 10 quotes come from, but can you come up with thoughts along the lines of who might, could, or should have said them instead?
You can enhance your answers with fictitious scenarios if you wish and they don’t have to be film related, just have fun!

Here are the quotes:

And my come-backs, though I have no idea what I’m really supposed to do with this prompt. 🙂

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1.  I’ll be back. … The “Highway Men” singers – Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, Kris Kristofferson, Willie Nelson

2.  I have a mind for business and a bod for sin. … “Pretty Woman” lady – Julia Roberts

3.  Life is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you’re gonna get.  … Minnie’s  ahem ‘chocolate pie’ in the movie & book “the Help”

4.  I was a better man with you as a woman than I ever was with a woman as a man.  … “Lola” by the Kinks

5.  I have got to get me one of these!  … A freak flag to fly like in the movie “the Family Stone”

6.  The cold never bothered me anyway. … Elsa in “Frozen”

7.  You cannot handle the truth! … Jim Carrey movie “The Truman Show”

8.  Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. … “Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind” – I don’t know why

9.  I never did mind the little things. … said Dorothy to the Munchkins of Oz

10. Where do the noses go? … All the noses that were gotten by the game ‘Got Your Nose’

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© 2020 BS

Fibbing Friday – Spring

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Fibbing Friday – Spring

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

Find out more at the link found below.

https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2020/06/12/fibbing-friday-june-12th-2020/

Below are 10 questions, the answers to which are entirely up to you.
The idea though is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly or even outrageous in your response as long as you evade the truth (or maybe bend it a little).

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The questions & my answers:

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  1. Why is Spring so named?  … Spring is what cats like Tigger do – they think it’s a fun game to spring out at you.

 

  1. What are “Spring Greens”?  … These ‘spring greens’ are all the Crayola crayon green colors lumped into one.

 

  1. What’s a Spring Roll? … The spring roll is what kids do at Easter time by rolling down a grassy hill.

 

  1. What makes June 6th so important?  … June 6 or if you prefer 6/6 is known as wear a funny hat day.

 

  1. What happens on June 20th of this year?  … You start thinking there are too many holidays in the month of June.

 

  1. What happens on June 21st of this year?   … You decide to boycott any more holidays in June.

 

  1. Why is Father’s Day always on a Sunday?  … Father’s Day falls on a Sunday every time, because lots of sports happen on Sunday.

 

  1. What was the book, Silent Spring about?  … It was the year that they enacted the ‘no noise day’ into law.

 

  1. What does a balance spring do?  … Those silly balance springs – we all love them because who doesn’t love pogo sticks!

 

  1. What makes spring water special?  … Spring water is special because it’s the right temperature – not freezing as winter water, and not boiling like summer water.

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© 2020 BS

Fibbing Friday – Messed Up

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Fibbing Friday – Messed Up

 

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

Find out more at the link found below.

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/06/05/fibbing-friday-5th-june/

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Below are 10 questions, the answers to which are entirely up to you.
The idea though is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly or even outrageous in your response as long as you evade the truth (or maybe bend it a little).

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The questions & my answers:

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1. What is the difference between Biweekly and a Fortnight?  … You see, it begins during the day time at the equator, and by the time you get all the way around the world, it’s night time.

2. How much oil would your lantern need to last a fortnight?  … Quaker State 30 weight will do the trick.

3. If you spent a fortnight in Paris, what would you see? … You would soon see your suitcases filled up with souvenirs to take back home.

4. What’s the difference between a microchip and a micro chip?    … One is a spying device and the other is a tiny potato.


5. What’s brown, shiny and sizzles? …  That would be a sausage.


6. How is the best way to make lemonade? …  You can make lemonade by washing your clothes in lemon scented detergent. When it is dripping wet, that is lemonade.


7. How many types of coke are there? …  There are a lot of types of coke. One, for example, is the result of smelting iron. Oh, but that’s true … let’s see … there are 50 ways to leave your lover? … no?  ummm – probably a lot of coke types. Yeah, let’s go with that answer.


8. Why was a sundae glass so named?  … A sundae glass is named that because 50 monkeys can’t be wrong.


9. What is hellsapoppin? … Hellsapoppin is popcorn flavored with chili peppers.


10.What did the Knights of the Round Table do during the day? … Knights of the Round Table played ping pong on a rectangle table by day.

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My added on questions – Why is this post looking messed up? True answer = I couldn’t get the boldface type to go off, and also the italic one was on, too. Sorry! 🙂

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© 2020 BS