How to Waste Time – Stream of Consciousness Saturday – Instructions 
The Friday Reminder and Prompt for #SoCS July 13/19
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Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is “instructions.” Write instructions for anything you know how to do. As detailed or as rambling as you’d like. Enjoy!
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For today’s SOCS, Linda has given us the instructions to write about instructions. This will be interesting to see.
If you’d like to join in, just click the above link for details, and also to see more entries about instructions. 🙂
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I’m probably an expert in wasting time. I have plenty of time in a day, just like everyone does, but at the end of the day I’ve found I did nothing much.
If you’d like to know how to waste time too, here’s some instructions of the way I do that:
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Get up early
make coffee & feed cat
play computer games while you are waking up
look outside – it’s still dark
heat up coffee that has gotten cold already
Look outside – it’s light out now
Count cats
go in another room
forget why you came in there
go back to original room
flip through a jillion tv channels for something good
don’t find anything good
look out window at the birds
count cats again
feed & water cats
talk to cats
decide to listen to that song that you can’t get out of your head
find it – listen to it
listen to several more songs
decide you need to move around some, so do some living room dancing
try to get the cat involved – she just stares at you
make up silly words to song for the cat – she just stares at you, then goes to sleep
go get some iced tea
think of something to write on blog
now you’re hungry – go to kitchen – maybe you’ll get an idea
take a photo of what you found to eat
look at the hundreds of photos you already have
look at the time – half the day is gone already
get a text from somebody – answer it
this takes awhile, as the conversation goes back & forth
look at time
get more iced tea
count cats – aww they are so cute … look at them being cute
wait – one of the cats aren’t there
worry about where that cat is
watch birds eat cat food
watch cats watching the bird eating their cat food – and they don’t care
check the weather on TV or phone – look outside to see if it matches what the TV or phone says – it doesn’t
try to keep your eyes open, because you got up so early you now need a nap
play some computer games to stay awake
remember you’re supposed to be doing a blog post
look at time – it’s late – time for bed
next day – repeat all the above
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