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Fibbing Friday – Ten Terrible Untruths

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Fibbing Friday – Ten Terrible Untruths

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These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

The instructions you can find at the link below.

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2019/10/25/fibbing-friday-25th-october/

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1. What makes squash? A big hairy creature named Sass. That’s it’s first name. His last name is Squash. I don’t know who made him.

2. How would you describe ‘hen pecked’? It’s what happens when you anger a chicken. It pecks you with it’s beak, and it hurts!

3. What’s a tuffet? A tuffet is a large cushion made of a Portabello mushroom.You could say it’s an edible chair.

4. What would you do with a flump? I’d put the flump on an educational TV program for children.He looks kinda like a lumpy elephant.

5. Why was the mate plucking pheasants? Because the pheasants loved having their feathers ruffled. It put them in a Zen mood.

6. What are minis, midis, and maxis? Well, without TMI, they are pads.

7. What would you find if you went down to the woods today? A magical place, because no woods has ever existed here before.

8. What’s a titfer? It’s the opposite of ‘tatter’ – in other words a titfer is something unbroken, while a tatter is in shatters.

9. Why are fire engines red? Fire engines are red because they have to blend in with the fires in order to sneak up on them & squirt them with water

10. What’s green and goes round and round? A frog rolling down a grassy hill

 

Images from Pixabay

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© 2019 BS

Fibbing Friday

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Fibbing Friday

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2019/08/30/fibbing-friday-30th-august/

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I’m late as usual posting my responses to challenges. But this one is fun, so here it is on Monday! 🙂

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These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

The instructions you can find at the above link.

The questions:

1. What are Porkies, Chorkies and Morkies?
2. Why did the Wicked Witch of the West melt?
3. Will Smith said ‘I’ve got to get me one of these’. What was he referring to?
4. Why aren’t dumb blondes quiet?
5. Why do they call it ‘High Tea?’
6. What makes a banana split?
7. What happened when the Princess kissed the frog for a second time?
8. What goes best on rhubarb?
9. How is the best way to serve coffee?
10. Why are rock buns so called?

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My silly answers:

  1. These are specialty sandwiches made of pork, chicken, and mutton.
  2. The wicked witch melted because it was 120 degrees in Kansas that day.
  3. Will Smith wanted one of those porkie, chorkie morkie sandwiches
  4. Dumb blondes aren’t quiet because they are dim bulbs and want to prove it
  5. They call it ‘high tea’ because in order to properly partake of the libation you have to perch upon a ladder.
  6. A banana splits because it wants to be a cheerleader.
  7. The 2nd time the Princess kissed the frog, she threw up because he had bug breath.
  8. Asparagus goes best on rhubarb, because red and green look like Christmas colors.
  9. The best way to serve coffee is to lob it over a net with a tennis racket.
  10. Rock buns are so called because the chef baked them too long and now they are stale.

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© 2019 BS

How to Waste Time – Stream of Consciousness Saturday – Instructions

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How to Waste Time – Stream of Consciousness Saturday – Instructions

The Friday Reminder and Prompt for #SoCS July 13/19

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Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is “instructions.” Write instructions for anything you know how to do. As detailed or as rambling as you’d like. Enjoy!

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For today’s SOCS, Linda has given us the instructions to write about instructions. This will be interesting to see.

If you’d like to join in, just click the above link for details, and also to see more entries about instructions. 🙂

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I’m probably an expert in wasting time. I have plenty of time in a day, just like everyone does, but at the end of the day I’ve found I did nothing much.

If you’d like to know how to waste time too, here’s some instructions of the way I do that:

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Get up early

make coffee  & feed cat

play computer games while you are waking up

look outside – it’s still dark

heat up coffee that has gotten cold already

Look outside – it’s light out now

Count cats

go in another room

forget why you came in there

go back to original room

flip through a jillion tv channels for something good

don’t find anything good

look out window at the birds

count cats again

feed & water cats

talk to cats

decide to listen to that song that you can’t get out of your head

find it  – listen to it

listen to several more songs

decide you need to move around some, so do some living room dancing

try to get the cat involved – she just stares at you

make up silly words to song for the cat – she just stares at you, then goes to sleep

go get some iced tea

think of something to write on blog

now you’re hungry – go to kitchen – maybe you’ll get an idea

take a photo of what you found to eat

look at the hundreds of photos you already have

look at the time – half the day is gone already

get a text from somebody – answer it

this takes awhile, as the conversation goes back & forth

look at time

get more iced tea

count cats – aww they are so cute … look at them being cute

wait – one of the cats aren’t there

worry about where that cat is

watch birds eat cat food

watch cats watching the bird eating their cat food – and they don’t care

check the weather on TV or phone – look outside to see if it matches what the TV or phone says – it doesn’t

try to keep your eyes open, because you got up so early you now need a nap

play some computer games to stay awake

remember you’re supposed to be doing a blog post

look at time – it’s late – time for bed

next day – repeat all the above

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© 2019 BS

What Was That Again? – One Liner Wednesday

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What Was That Again? – One Liner Wednesday

One-Liner Wednesday – An Autumn Goodbye

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Here’s some more things I’ve heard wrong that makes me go, huh?

McDonald’s Breakfast Booties … I have no idea what these are (said by a local news person)

Jesus snacks are my favorite … Nope, it’s Cheez-Its snacks (TV ad)

and my phone texted this wrong … I texted ‘glad he liked it’ (my grand-son’s birthday present)

but my phone put … “Government lied it” … hmmm really?

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© 2018 BS

3 Quotes – 3 Days (2)

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3 Quotes – 3 Days (2)

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I was tagged by Breakdownchick, at “Labeled Disabled”, to do the 3 Quotes – 3 Days challenge. Thank you so much! 🙂

You can find her blog at: https://breakdownchick.wordpress.com/2018/04/01/3-days-3-quotes-challenge-day-3/

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I think it’s always a good thing to see the humor in all situations. 🙂

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If you stumble, make it part of the dance. Saying about freedom, hand lettering design on black brick background. Inspiration quote about mistakes. Vector modern calligraphy

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You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things. - Ken Kesey

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From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. - Dr. Seuss

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© 2018 BS