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Fibbing Friday – More Movie Misquotes

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Fibbing Friday – More Movie Misquotes

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

Find out more at the link found below.

https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2020/06/26/fibbing-friday-june-26th-2020/

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Below are 10 questions, the answers to which are entirely up to you.
The idea though is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly or even outrageous in your response as long as you evade the truth (or maybe bend it a little).

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Last week’s Fibbing Friday was a bit different. Di gave us some movie quotes, and we had to tell who (should have) said them. It was so much fun, that I’ve decided to do it again this week. (We’ll get back to regular old questions eventually.) In the mean time, put your movie trivia hat on under (or over) your fibbing cap, and do your best to convince us who said these iconic lines.

The questions & my answers:

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I can never copy the questions right, and the numbers are always messed up – Truth!

But there are only supposed to be 10 questions in all, and they are all there. haha 🙂

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  1. Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.  … Miss Hannigan, when Annie comes into the orphanage.
  2. I’d buy that for a dollar!  … This was said by one of the contestants on the reality show, “Big Brother”. He said it all the time – was annoying!
  3. Somebody blows their nose, and you want to keep it?  … Jules says this to Vincent in the movie Pulp Fiction.
  4. Leave the gun. Take the cannoli. … This is the title of a stand up comic’s tell all book.
  5. You’re gonna need a bigger boat.  … Jimmy Buffett, the singer, tells his Parrothead followers this at his concerts.
  6. What we have here is a failure to communicate! …  TV’s Sgt. Carter says this really loud to Gomer Pyle, because – “I Can’t Hear You!!!”
  7. Do you think that’s air you’re breathing, now? … Jacques Cousteau to his class of deep sea divers when learning to use oxygen tanks.
  8. The sleeper has awakened! … The townspeople were spreading the news that Rip Van Winkle had regained consciousness.
  9. Good Morning! And in case I don’t see you, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!  … Adrien Cronauer says this on his radio program in ‘Good Morning Viet Nam’.
  10. Haha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is “Never get involved in a land war in Asia,” but only slightly less well known is this: “Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!” … I think maybe it was the caterpillar in the story of Alice in Wonderland who said this, because this doesn’t make sense to me, and neither did the worm.

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© 2020 BS

Fibbing Friday – This ‘n That

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Fibbing Friday – This ‘n That

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

Find out more at the link found below.

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/05/22/fibbing-friday-22nd-may/

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Below are 10 questions, the answers to which are entirely up to you.
The idea though is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly or even outrageous in your response as long as you evade the truth (or maybe bend it a little).

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The questions & my answers:

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1. How big was the one that got away?  … The one that got away was microscopic – can you see a corona virus?

2. What comes after a storm?  … After a storm comes a horde of bloodsucking mosquitoes bent on making you miserable.

3. Why do fish swim?  … Fish swim because they took swimming lessons when they were young’ns in school.

4. What colour is grass?  … Grass is the color of sweet juicy watermelon.

5. What’s over the hill? … When you get over the hill you’ll find a circus.

6. What is the colour of money? … Money is the color of a neon rainbow.

7. What do goats, pigs and roosters have in common?  … If you spot one of these animal forms in the clouds, you’ll have good luck that day.

8. Who lives in the woods?  … I don’t know about you, but my mother in law used to live in the woods, with a shotgun.

9. What does an ill wind bring?  … An ill wind brings lots of pollen in the air, causing allergies to act up. Also lots of weed seeds blow in.

10. What is a windfall?  A windfall is an invisible vortex that you definitely don’t want to fall into.

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© 2020 BS

Guess What’s In the Shed

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Guess What’s In the Shed

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Want to play a guessing game?

This is the shed in our back yard. I haven’t been in there in a few years, actually, but I have a general idea of what is in there.

Would you like to take a guess? You can suggest  anything from the mundane to completely outrageous! Just wanted to have some fun with this, and hope you do too.

I plan on trying to get the rusted lock un-done, and taking a photo of the inside, and will post about it tomorrow. 🙂

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Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️

© 2020 BS

One Liner Wednesday – Fun Puns

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One Liner Wednesday – Fun Puns 

One-Liner Wednesday, May 6th, 2020 – Ironic Independence

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  • What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? * A thesaurus!
  • How do trees access the internet? * They log in!

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  • What do skeletons order when they eat at a BBQ restaurant? * Spare ribs!
  • !Warning! I’m bored. Things could get freaky!

 

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© 2020 BS

 

Fibbing Friday – This ‘n That

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Fibbing Friday – This ‘n That

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

Find out more at the link found below.

Below are 10 questions, the answers to which are entirely up to you.
The idea though is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly or even outrageous in your response as long as you evade the truth (or maybe bend it a little).

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https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/03/27/fibbing-friday-27th-march-2020/

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Q & A

1. What was the significance of the little white dot on the TV screen at 11 pm? That white dot was an early version of a spy camera – as in Big Brother is watching you.

2. Who were the Woodentops? The Woodentops were people who protested the cutting down of trees, so they lived in the tree tops.

3. What is meant by the Gravy Train?  Around these parts, Gravy Train is a dog food – put water on the kibbles, and it makes a gravy sauce which dogs lapped up.

4. Who sang about flowers in the rain?  Fairies and elves always sing about flowers and rain, while dancing around a magic mushroom.

5. What do the initials MP stand for?  Be careful of the MP. It’s a warning on all mirrors, which stand for “Mirror Person”. They can haunt you!

6. What was Jiminy Cricket’s job?  Weather forecasting.

7. Why are diamonds measured in carats? Diamonds are so sparkly they can hurt your eyes if you stare at them too long. So, eat lots of carrots for eye health.

8. What do Kimball and Hammond have in common? Both of these last names are of inventors of the gumball machine.

9. What is a swizzle stick?  A swizzle stick measures the oil in your car.

10. What are chick peas? chicken poop … er … fertilizer for the garden.

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Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️

© 2020 BS

Fibbing Friday – Ten Terrible Untruths

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Fibbing Friday – Ten Terrible Untruths

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These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

The instructions you can find at the link below.

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2019/10/25/fibbing-friday-25th-october/

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1. What makes squash? A big hairy creature named Sass. That’s it’s first name. His last name is Squash. I don’t know who made him.

2. How would you describe ‘hen pecked’? It’s what happens when you anger a chicken. It pecks you with it’s beak, and it hurts!

3. What’s a tuffet? A tuffet is a large cushion made of a Portabello mushroom.You could say it’s an edible chair.

4. What would you do with a flump? I’d put the flump on an educational TV program for children.He looks kinda like a lumpy elephant.

5. Why was the mate plucking pheasants? Because the pheasants loved having their feathers ruffled. It put them in a Zen mood.

6. What are minis, midis, and maxis? Well, without TMI, they are pads.

7. What would you find if you went down to the woods today? A magical place, because no woods has ever existed here before.

8. What’s a titfer? It’s the opposite of ‘tatter’ – in other words a titfer is something unbroken, while a tatter is in shatters.

9. Why are fire engines red? Fire engines are red because they have to blend in with the fires in order to sneak up on them & squirt them with water

10. What’s green and goes round and round? A frog rolling down a grassy hill

 

Images from Pixabay

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© 2019 BS

Fibbing Friday

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Fibbing Friday

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2019/08/30/fibbing-friday-30th-august/

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I’m late as usual posting my responses to challenges. But this one is fun, so here it is on Monday! 🙂

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These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

The instructions you can find at the above link.

The questions:

1. What are Porkies, Chorkies and Morkies?
2. Why did the Wicked Witch of the West melt?
3. Will Smith said ‘I’ve got to get me one of these’. What was he referring to?
4. Why aren’t dumb blondes quiet?
5. Why do they call it ‘High Tea?’
6. What makes a banana split?
7. What happened when the Princess kissed the frog for a second time?
8. What goes best on rhubarb?
9. How is the best way to serve coffee?
10. Why are rock buns so called?

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My silly answers:

  1. These are specialty sandwiches made of pork, chicken, and mutton.
  2. The wicked witch melted because it was 120 degrees in Kansas that day.
  3. Will Smith wanted one of those porkie, chorkie morkie sandwiches
  4. Dumb blondes aren’t quiet because they are dim bulbs and want to prove it
  5. They call it ‘high tea’ because in order to properly partake of the libation you have to perch upon a ladder.
  6. A banana splits because it wants to be a cheerleader.
  7. The 2nd time the Princess kissed the frog, she threw up because he had bug breath.
  8. Asparagus goes best on rhubarb, because red and green look like Christmas colors.
  9. The best way to serve coffee is to lob it over a net with a tennis racket.
  10. Rock buns are so called because the chef baked them too long and now they are stale.

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© 2019 BS

How to Waste Time – Stream of Consciousness Saturday – Instructions

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How to Waste Time – Stream of Consciousness Saturday – Instructions

The Friday Reminder and Prompt for #SoCS July 13/19

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Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is “instructions.” Write instructions for anything you know how to do. As detailed or as rambling as you’d like. Enjoy!

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For today’s SOCS, Linda has given us the instructions to write about instructions. This will be interesting to see.

If you’d like to join in, just click the above link for details, and also to see more entries about instructions. 🙂

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I’m probably an expert in wasting time. I have plenty of time in a day, just like everyone does, but at the end of the day I’ve found I did nothing much.

If you’d like to know how to waste time too, here’s some instructions of the way I do that:

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Get up early

make coffee  & feed cat

play computer games while you are waking up

look outside – it’s still dark

heat up coffee that has gotten cold already

Look outside – it’s light out now

Count cats

go in another room

forget why you came in there

go back to original room

flip through a jillion tv channels for something good

don’t find anything good

look out window at the birds

count cats again

feed & water cats

talk to cats

decide to listen to that song that you can’t get out of your head

find it  – listen to it

listen to several more songs

decide you need to move around some, so do some living room dancing

try to get the cat involved – she just stares at you

make up silly words to song for the cat – she just stares at you, then goes to sleep

go get some iced tea

think of something to write on blog

now you’re hungry – go to kitchen – maybe you’ll get an idea

take a photo of what you found to eat

look at the hundreds of photos you already have

look at the time – half the day is gone already

get a text from somebody – answer it

this takes awhile, as the conversation goes back & forth

look at time

get more iced tea

count cats – aww they are so cute … look at them being cute

wait – one of the cats aren’t there

worry about where that cat is

watch birds eat cat food

watch cats watching the bird eating their cat food – and they don’t care

check the weather on TV or phone – look outside to see if it matches what the TV or phone says – it doesn’t

try to keep your eyes open, because you got up so early you now need a nap

play some computer games to stay awake

remember you’re supposed to be doing a blog post

look at time – it’s late – time for bed

next day – repeat all the above

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© 2019 BS