Tag Archives: Funny

Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday

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Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday

One-Liner Wednesday – Torture (without pain)

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What is a circuit board’s favorite snack?  … Computer Chips

Have you heard about the new broom?  … It’s sweeping the nation

I feel like I’m in Season 5 of my life and the writers are just making ridiculous stuff happen to keep things interesting

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© 2020 BS

Fibbing Friday -By the Numbers

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Fibbing Friday – By the Numbers

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This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/10/23/fibbing-friday-23rd-october/

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1. What is a pince nez?  … Pince Nez was an ancient Egyptian prince who founded the practice of Zen meditation.

2. Who had the original telephone number Whitehall 1212? … The Pigeon Fanciers Organization first established this number. Click to view

3. Who reportedly lived at 221B Baker Street? … I believe that would have been Tammy Faye Baker and her husband Jim.

4. What happened in Pudding Lane in 1666? … An ice cream truck gave out free pudding pops to young and old, therefore the street was named for this. Click to view

5. Who resides at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue? … I’ve heard that there are a bunch of clowns that took over this resident some time ago. Click to view

6. What happened on the 8th August 1963? … The heat wave of 1963 began on this date. 100 degree temperatures lasted up until December.

7. Who lost their head on 16th October 1793? … That girl in the movie whose head kept spinning around until it was completely unscrewed.

8. What was in operation between April 3 1860 and October 24 1861 but failed due to bankruptcy? … Any store that tried to conduct business on a jinx corner. Every town has one, and every business sooner or later fails.

9. What is the significance of The Golden Hind? … This, by proclamation, rules that any dog born with a blonde back leg, shall be awarded 50 gold pieces.

10. Who was Spencer Perceval?  … He was the guy who invented the catalog called ‘Spencer’s Gifts’, that has thousands of silly products you can order.

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© 2020 BS

One Liner Wednesday – Calendar Funnies

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One Liner Wednesday – Calendar Funnies 

One-Liner Wednesday – The Lasting Consequences of Sign Language

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Boobytrap backwards is partyboob

I didn’t mean to push all your buttons. I’m just looking for mute. (a hand holding a remote control)

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© 2020 BS

Fibbing Friday – Have You Heard

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Fibbing Friday – Have You Heard

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

Find out more at the link found below.

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/09/11/fibbing-friday-11th-september/

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‘She had the biggest aspidistra in the world.’ But what is an aspidistra? … She won the Guinness Records for having the largest collection of apps on her computer and phone!

2. What is the main ingredient in Beef Wellington? … ummmm a bunch of well-fed cows?

3. Who was Tufty? … Tufty was a cartoon character used to promote a dish washing scrubber.

4. What is a Port Folio?  … This is where all the sailors gather after a sea journey to tell tall tales about their adventures. I believe lots of grog is involved.

5. What is a bootee?  … Oh, this is a fun tee shirt you wear at Halloween! It’s black & orange with a ghost and the word BOO!

6. What is meant by ‘You have been tangoed’?  … This means someone has played a banjo under your window.

7. What is a blue bottle? … Last I heard it referred to the insect known as a large blue fly.

8. How do you make shortbread? … You make shortbread just like regular bread, only use a smaller baking pan.

9. What colour is cotton candy? … Cotton candy is one of those magical sweets that when eaten becomes whatever flavor and color you desire.

10. What are cowslips and snap dragons?  … Well, cowslips are mishaps when the livestock slips and falls in the mud. Snap dragons are only used as a design in tattoos. In fact they are holograms on your skin depicting dragons who snap at passers-by.

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© 2020 BS

Last Photo for August

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Last Photo for August

Last photo for August 2020

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The rules are simple:
1. Post the last photo on your SD card or last photo on your phone for August.
2. No editing – who cares if it is out of focus, not framed as you would like or the subject matter didn’t cooperate.
3. You don’t have to have any explanations, just the photo will do
4. Create a Pingback to this post or link in the comments
5. Tag “The Last Photo”

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© 2020 BS

Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday

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Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday 

One-Liner Wednesday, July 29th – I’ll take that

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Calendar Funnies:

“Today’s good mood is sponsored by Coffee!”

“I don’t buy anything with Velcro. It’s a total rip-off!”

“What kind of room can’t you enter? A mushroom!

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© 2020 BS

 

Fibbing Friday – Bogus Books

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Fibbing Friday – Bogus Books

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

Find out more at the link found below.

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/07/17/fibbing-friday-17th-july/

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This is a bit different Fibbing Friday.

Di, our hostess this week says:

Below are 10 titles and authors, all of which are fictitious, so fibs to start with
This week I’m asking you to do a cover blurb in a few sentences …

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And here we go … 🙂

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The Missing Tent by Seymour Skye … You’ll gasp in wonder at this true tale of camping misadventures. The author and his family, out for a fun weekend in the Piney Woods of East Texas, have a close encounter when a UFO sucks up their tent and flies away with it.

2. Making the Most of Bread by Roland Pickles  … Autobiography by founding member of the rock band, Bread. He recounts the trials and tribulations of performing and touring the country with his band members. You will go behind the scenes with promoters, roadies, fans, and groupies they meet along the way. Photos included.

3. Living on a Budget by M T Wallit  … This self help book details the ins and outs of making the most of living within a budget. Testimonies of ten families who cracked the budget conundrum that plagues the middle class working population. Charts included.

4. Wake me at Dawn by Misty Mawning  … Confessions of a former Vampiress, Misty Mawning tells her tale of dark cult possession, and how she escaped into the light. ** caution** not suitable for children.

5. Sing me a Lullaby by Muse Ickles  … You will sing along with these original songs for children of all ages. From soft and tender lullabies, to fun, toe tapping jingles, this songbook includes musical notations for piano and guitar, lyrics, and a double CD. Don’t miss out on this one.

6. Caught in the Act by Robin Banks … A hilarious romp about a gang of three adorable cats who wander the back alleys of New Orleans finest restaurants looking for a handout.

7. The Pensioner Chronicles by Jerry Attrick … The Breakfast Club – Fifty years later – the true tales of  six high school friends who still meet up for breakfast at their favorite hangout.

8. The Scapegoat’s Revenge by Carrie deCan … She was made a fool in school, but now her time has come. This tell all expose will blow your socks off as she reveals truths about her former classmates – now prominent citizens, politicians, and famous personalities. (Unauthorized)

9. Fields of Destiny by Krystal Ball … Before You Go – a manual every person who plans to go parachuting must read. Rules and regulations, waivers, forms, rip cord operation, jump positions and landings all explained.

10. The Long and the Short of It by Cyn Opsiss. … Subscribe to this monthly magazine now! The latest hair styles for men, women, and children shown in full color. Tips for home care of your hair, plus salon recommendations of products. Lots of first person success stories, and even some hair fails are featured.

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Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️

© 2020 BS

Fibbing Friday – More Movie Misquotes

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Fibbing Friday – More Movie Misquotes

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

Find out more at the link found below.

https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2020/06/26/fibbing-friday-june-26th-2020/

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Below are 10 questions, the answers to which are entirely up to you.
The idea though is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly or even outrageous in your response as long as you evade the truth (or maybe bend it a little).

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Last week’s Fibbing Friday was a bit different. Di gave us some movie quotes, and we had to tell who (should have) said them. It was so much fun, that I’ve decided to do it again this week. (We’ll get back to regular old questions eventually.) In the mean time, put your movie trivia hat on under (or over) your fibbing cap, and do your best to convince us who said these iconic lines.

The questions & my answers:

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I can never copy the questions right, and the numbers are always messed up – Truth!

But there are only supposed to be 10 questions in all, and they are all there. haha 🙂

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  1. Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.  … Miss Hannigan, when Annie comes into the orphanage.
  2. I’d buy that for a dollar!  … This was said by one of the contestants on the reality show, “Big Brother”. He said it all the time – was annoying!
  3. Somebody blows their nose, and you want to keep it?  … Jules says this to Vincent in the movie Pulp Fiction.
  4. Leave the gun. Take the cannoli. … This is the title of a stand up comic’s tell all book.
  5. You’re gonna need a bigger boat.  … Jimmy Buffett, the singer, tells his Parrothead followers this at his concerts.
  6. What we have here is a failure to communicate! …  TV’s Sgt. Carter says this really loud to Gomer Pyle, because – “I Can’t Hear You!!!”
  7. Do you think that’s air you’re breathing, now? … Jacques Cousteau to his class of deep sea divers when learning to use oxygen tanks.
  8. The sleeper has awakened! … The townspeople were spreading the news that Rip Van Winkle had regained consciousness.
  9. Good Morning! And in case I don’t see you, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!  … Adrien Cronauer says this on his radio program in ‘Good Morning Viet Nam’.
  10. Haha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is “Never get involved in a land war in Asia,” but only slightly less well known is this: “Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!” … I think maybe it was the caterpillar in the story of Alice in Wonderland who said this, because this doesn’t make sense to me, and neither did the worm.

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© 2020 BS