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How to Waste Time – Stream of Consciousness Saturday – Instructions

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How to Waste Time – Stream of Consciousness Saturday – Instructions

The Friday Reminder and Prompt for #SoCS July 13/19

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Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is “instructions.” Write instructions for anything you know how to do. As detailed or as rambling as you’d like. Enjoy!

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For today’s SOCS, Linda has given us the instructions to write about instructions. This will be interesting to see.

If you’d like to join in, just click the above link for details, and also to see more entries about instructions. 🙂

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I’m probably an expert in wasting time. I have plenty of time in a day, just like everyone does, but at the end of the day I’ve found I did nothing much.

If you’d like to know how to waste time too, here’s some instructions of the way I do that:

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Get up early

make coffee  & feed cat

play computer games while you are waking up

look outside – it’s still dark

heat up coffee that has gotten cold already

Look outside – it’s light out now

Count cats

go in another room

forget why you came in there

go back to original room

flip through a jillion tv channels for something good

don’t find anything good

look out window at the birds

count cats again

feed & water cats

talk to cats

decide to listen to that song that you can’t get out of your head

find it  – listen to it

listen to several more songs

decide you need to move around some, so do some living room dancing

try to get the cat involved – she just stares at you

make up silly words to song for the cat – she just stares at you, then goes to sleep

go get some iced tea

think of something to write on blog

now you’re hungry – go to kitchen – maybe you’ll get an idea

take a photo of what you found to eat

look at the hundreds of photos you already have

look at the time – half the day is gone already

get a text from somebody – answer it

this takes awhile, as the conversation goes back & forth

look at time

get more iced tea

count cats – aww they are so cute … look at them being cute

wait – one of the cats aren’t there

worry about where that cat is

watch birds eat cat food

watch cats watching the bird eating their cat food – and they don’t care

check the weather on TV or phone – look outside to see if it matches what the TV or phone says – it doesn’t

try to keep your eyes open, because you got up so early you now need a nap

play some computer games to stay awake

remember you’re supposed to be doing a blog post

look at time – it’s late – time for bed

next day – repeat all the above

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Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️

© 2019 BS

What Was That Again? – One Liner Wednesday

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What Was That Again? – One Liner Wednesday

One-Liner Wednesday – An Autumn Goodbye

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Here’s some more things I’ve heard wrong that makes me go, huh?

McDonald’s Breakfast Booties … I have no idea what these are (said by a local news person)

Jesus snacks are my favorite … Nope, it’s Cheez-Its snacks (TV ad)

and my phone texted this wrong … I texted ‘glad he liked it’ (my grand-son’s birthday present)

but my phone put … “Government lied it” … hmmm really?

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Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️

© 2018 BS

3 Quotes – 3 Days (2)

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3 Quotes – 3 Days (2)

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I was tagged by Breakdownchick, at “Labeled Disabled”, to do the 3 Quotes – 3 Days challenge. Thank you so much! 🙂

You can find her blog at: https://breakdownchick.wordpress.com/2018/04/01/3-days-3-quotes-challenge-day-3/

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I think it’s always a good thing to see the humor in all situations. 🙂

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If you stumble, make it part of the dance. Saying about freedom, hand lettering design on black brick background. Inspiration quote about mistakes. Vector modern calligraphy

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You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things. - Ken Kesey

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From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. - Dr. Seuss

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Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️

© 2018 BS