Tag Archives: Funny Definitions

Variable Definitions – A to Z Blog Challenge – Letter V

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Variable Definitions – A to Z Blog Challenge – Letter V #AtoZChallenge 2019 Tenth Anniversary blogging from A to Z challenge letter V

http://www.a-to-zchallenge.com/2019/04/

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Variable Definition = vituperation – The distinctive smell of sweat that is exuded after taking certain vitamins.

Sentence = Bonnie smelled like an orange when she worked out, after taking her vitamin C.

Real Definition = Sustained and bitter railing and condemnation; vituperative utterance (abuse)

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Variable Definition = varve – An insect egg; an undeveloped larva.

Sentence = Vector control reports that local ponds have been inundated with mosquito varve, and are due to hatch out soon.

Real Definition = A pair of layers of alternately finer and coarser silt or clay believed to comprise an annual cycle of deposition in a body of still water.

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Variable Definition = velamen – A breath refresher tablet, for men.

Sentence = Guys, tired of your mouth feeling fruity and minty? Velamen breath tablets are available in these new flavors…steak, beer, and jalapeno/cheese.

Real Definition = The thick, corky epidermis of aerial roots of an epiphytic orchid, that absorbs water from the atmosphere.

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Quirky Definitions – A to Z Blog Challenge 2019 – Letter Q

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Quirky Definitions – A to Z Blog Challenge 2019 – Letter Q

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Mystery Box Chickens say, “Chickens are Quite Quirky”

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Quirky Definition = Quokka – The sound a trained parrot makes.

Sentence = I taught my pet parrot to talk. He can say, “Polly wants a quokka,” all the time.

Real Definition = A Quokka is a small marsupial animal found in Australia.

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Quirky Definition = qualmish – A breakfast cereal, served hot.

Sentence = Every morning, Timmy added raisins, brown sugar, and cream, to his bowl of qualmish.

Real Definition = Feeling qualms; nauseated; overly scrupulous; squeamish; of, relating to, or producing qualms.

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Quirky Definition = quidnunc – The name of the most famous sled dog in history.

Sentence = As winner of many sled dog races, Quidnunc was in high demand for stud service.

Real Definition = One who seeks to know all the latest news or gossip; a busybody.

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Odd-ball Definitions – A to Z Blog Challenge 2019 – Letter O

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Odd-ball Definitions – A to Z Blog Challenge 2019 – Letter O

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Mystery Box Chickens say, “I’m not odd – I’m just like you!”

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Odd-ball Definition = omicron – A camera used in the film industry, combining the special effects of Omni-max and specific shadings of chrome.

Sentence = Jason graduated film school with a MDOT degree …Master’s Degree in Omicron Technology.

Real Definition = The fifteenth letter of the Greek alphabet.

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Odd-ball Definition = oolite – A workable, toy flashlight, that projects images onto a ceiling.

Sentence = The trademarked name ‘oolite’ was coined by children who tested the prototype. They all exclaimed “oolite” when the on button was pushed.

Real Definition = A rock consisting of small round grains, usually of calcium carbonate cemented together.

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Odd-ball Definition = oneiric – A lesser amount and lower quality than that of generic.

Sentence = To save even more money, Beverly only purchased oneiric groceries.

Real Definition = Of or relating to dreams; dreamy.

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Clueless Definitions – A to Z Blog Challenge 2019 – Letter C

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Clueless Definitions – A to Z Blog Challenge 2019 – Letter C #AtoZChallenge 2019 badge

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By the pink framed chalkboard are the fuzzy chickens, with a yellow one in a tiny blue & white box with a cat on top of it.

Ha – Ha- Ha- Ha – What? …Mystery Box Chickens are Clueless

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Clueless Definitions

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Here’s a fun thing to do:

Find some words in the dictionary that you really don’t know the definition of (don’t look at the definition at first).  Then, by the way it is spelled, or how it sounds to you, make up a funny sentence using the word. Lastly, read the actual definition. It’s funny to see if you were anywhere close to getting it right. 🙂

Here’s some starting with letter C that I found.

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Clueless Definition = camerlengo – Instructions in how to operate a camera, written in camera lingo terms, so they are easily understood.

Sentence = In order to understand her new camera’s functions, she had to refer to the camerlengo that was included in the package.

Real Definition = A cardinal who heads the Apostolic Camera.

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Clueless Definition = concatenate/concatenation – A newly formed country, ruled by cats.

Sentence = Due to the prevalence of cats on the internet, by special decree, we hereby dub all cats citizens of this new country, to be named Concatenation.

Real Definition = To link together in a series or chain; linked together.

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Clueless Definition = camion – To wear camouflage; the opposite of cami-off.

Sentence = During basic training, all troops must learn about camouflage uniforms, beginning with when to put their camion, and when to take it off.

Real Definition = A motor truck, or bus.

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“Word Crimes”, by Weird Al Yankovic, was released from the album, “Mandatory Fun”, in 2013. It was written by, “Weird Al” Yankovic, Pharrell Williams, Robin Thicke, Clifford Harris Jr., and Marvin Gaye. It is on the RCA label.

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