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Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2022/05/27/fibbing-friday-27th-may/

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Thanks for the fun challenge, Di! 🙂

This week has a theme of complete the song title.

 

1. I’ve got you under………………………….. a circus tent for your dog & pony show

2. Hi ho silver…………………………………… bells & cockle shells

3. Anyone who had……………………………. that bad fish should go see your doctor as soon as possible

4. Me and You ………………………………… should be corrected to ‘you and I’

5. Hats off ………………………………………. in the house

6. Everyone’s gone ………………………….. to buy stuff at the yard sales

7. Every Man Must …………………………. have a job

8. You’ll never find another ……………… four leaf clover

9. He ain’t heavy ……………………………. because he’s a stuffed teddy bear

10. I’ll meet you at ……………………………. Starbucks

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Fibbing Friday

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Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

Thanks for the fun questions, Di! 🙂

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2022/05/13/fibbing-friday-13th-may/

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As today is the only Friday 13th in 2022, how about changing some superstitions?
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1. How many years bad luck do you get if you break a mirror?

13 years for Breaking & Entering

2. What shouldn’t you walk under?

A bridge – bats roost there and their droppings could land on your head.

3. Why are black cats crossing your path considered unlucky?

Black cats are sweet kitties, and bring NO bad luck

4. Why do we ‘knock on wood’?

To confuse the Devil

5. Why are horseshoes considered lucky?

They are made of iron and strong

6. Why do we cross our fingers for good luck?

It’s good ju-ju to counteract a bad omen

7. Why is 13 considered an unlucky number?

It’s because 13 is an odd number

8. On the other hand, why is 7 considered lucky?

Seven (7) is also an odd number, but prettier than 13

9. What is signified by itchy hands?

You’ve just got really chapped hands and need lotion

10. Why should you not put shoes on the table?

Oh gross! Never put shoes on a table as they have probably stepped

in nasty stuff – lots of germs!

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Fibbing Friday

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Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2022/05/06/fibbing-friday-de-ja-vu/

Thanks for the fun questions, Di! 🙂

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  1. What did the couch say to the toilet? 
  2. What caused the last traffic jam in town?
  3. What really powers the Internet?
  4. What is really between Trump’s ears?
  5. What is in the heart of Africa?
  6. What was the last meal eaten in the Garden of Eden?
  7. Who built the pyramids in the Yucatan?
  8. What is the highest form of flattery?
  9. Speakeasies were not secret bars, what were they?
  10. Alcatraz isn’t a prison, what is it really?
  11. What is in hamburger?
  12. What is the real question and answer to number #12?

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What did the couch say to the toilet?  … I love big butts, don’t you?

What caused the last traffic jam in town? … The highway department’s awful road building blueprints.

What really powers the Internet? … Thousands of tiny mice scurrying around behind the scenes

What is really between Trump’s ears? … foul, nasty, horrible thoughts

What is in the heart of Africa? … A Meerkat Colony

What was the last meal eaten in the Garden of Eden? … Apple pie

Who built the pyramids in the Yucatan… Ancient aliens from another universe

What is the highest form of flattery? … Being a copycat of someone … but I don’t really agree at all

Speakeasies were not secret bars, what were they? … Classes for learning foreign languages

Alcatraz isn’t a prison, what is it really? … A beautiful butterfly forest

What is in hamburger? … Some people like to put cheese in the middle of two patties, or steak sauce.

What is the real question and answer to number #12? … Q = Who let the dogs out? A = woof woof woof

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Fibbing Friday

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Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2022/03/18/fibbing-friday-18th-march/

Thanks for the fun questions, Di! 🙂

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1. What is a humdinger?  … This is a fast paced carnival ride.

2. What is Hopscotch? … An alcoholic drink flavored with jalapeno peppers.

3. What is Boeuf Bourguignon? … A torture device from the Middle Ages.

4. What is a Lady In Waiting? … A woman who goes around spying on people, then writes tell-all books about them.

5. What is a lupin? … A baby wolf cub.

6. What is brimstone? … A rock you boil in a pot of coffee for added flavor.

7. What is a Lady’s Slipper? … These are protective gloves for when you’re washing dishes.

8. How long can a snail sleep? … He can sleep until the cows come home, or when pigs fly, basically however long he wants to.

9. Up to 1 trillion germs can be found on which part of the body? On the big toe.

10. What is a Puffling? It’ s brand of breathing inhaler.

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Fibbing Friday

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Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2022/01/28/fibbing-friday-january-28th-2021/

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  1. What is Lizzie Borden known for?  … She owned a dairy farm and the famous Borden’s Elsie the Cow,
  2. What did the man known as D.B. Cooper do?  … He was known for his entertaining singing telegrams.
  3. What was the Enron scandal about? … It was a huge debate on whether EVOO (extra virgin olive oil) was really pure and a virgin. It ended in a tie and could never be proven.
  4. What was Dante’s work, The Divine Comedy about? … A masquerade ball and all the funny costumes.
  5. What does Macbeth do to become king? … He treated the whole court to McDonald’s burgers & fries.
  6. Why is Capt. Ahab obsessed with finding Moby Dick? … Because he wanted to invite Moby to come live at a Sea World Adventure Park.
  7. In Mary Poppins, what is Mr. Banks’ profession?  .. I think I heard he was an antiques dealer.
  8. According to Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? … 400?
  9. According to folklore, what does a chupacabra eat? … Chupa Chups lollipops of course!
  10. Where do Yeti supposedly live? … At Wal-Mart. You can buy the coolers there.

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Fibbing Friday

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Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

https://sparksfromacombustiblemind.wordpress.com/2021/12/31/fibbin-friday-12-31-2021/

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  1. Instead of counting sheep, WHAT was counted? … Flowers on the Wall
  2. If auld acquaintance be forgot, what was remembered? … What you had for lunch yesterday, but sometimes I can’t even remember that!
  3. Time keeps WHAT  away? … Flies – there are not so many in the winter time
  4. The WHAT is gone, the song is over, thought I’d something more to say. … Unicorn?
  5. It was his WHAT time in the unemployment line? … sleepy
  6. WHAT in time does a stitch save? … a pair of socks
  7. Like wind on the plains and sand through the glass, we WHAT? … We live in west Texas where the dirt and sand blow all the time.
  8. If I could save time in a WHAT? … Bucket?
  9. Woke up, fell out of bed and then WHAT? … Cried, because it hurt!
  10. Lying in my bed, I hear the WHAT tick and think of you?… OMG! If I heard a tick (nasty blood sucking insect) in my bed I’d freak out!

BONUS

As the clock chimes midnight to ring in the New Year, a Spanish tradition involves eating twelve of what – one for each chime? … Tamales! Yay!
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“Counting Flowers on the Wall”, by the Statler Brothers

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Fibbing Friday

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Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2021/12/24/fibbing-friday-christmas-eve-2021/

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What did the Three Wise Men bring as gifts to the babe in the stables? … Diapers, a baby rattle, and a teething ring

2. Band Aid had a Number One hit with the same record 3 times. What was it? … Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow

3. Why is Rudolph’s nose red? … He forgot to wear his glasses and bumped into a wall

4. Who was Santa’s Little Helper? … The tooth fairy

5. What will you find on Quality Street? … A dairy farm

6. What is egg nog? … A knitted toboggan hat to keep your egg-shaped noggin warm

7. Who is Saint Nick? … A crow – this is the patron saint of theives

8. Where is Christmas Island? … In the kitchen. It’s the stand alone counter where all the fancy holiday food is laid out in a buffet style

9. What does Feliz Navidad mean? ,,, The cartoon adventures of Feliz, the Navy cat.

10. What is a gobbler? … An old fashioned dessert made of pastry and fruit, baked in the oven
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Fibbing Friday

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Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2021/12/17/fibbing-friday-december-17th-2021/

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  1. According to a song from a Disney animated movie, who put the “glad” in “gladiator”? … The advertising company wrote the song jingle heard on TV and radio. They sold radiators, and the logo was several smiling gladiator repairmen.
  2. What classic Disney film showcased short animated sequences set to classical music scores?  … It was a virtual reality film called ‘Hear the Music – Be the Music’.
  3. What classic Disney live action film featured Sean Connery singing? … This would be a dance film called ‘Hokey Pokey Heist’.
  4. What In the Disney film, That Darned Cat, staring Haley Mills, did the cat’s name, D.C. stand for? … One of my favorite films. The cat’s initials DC stands for Darlin’ Clementine.
  5. Exactly who were the main characters of Disney’s In Search of the Castaways searching for? … Tom Hanks and his Wilson ball.
  6. Which Disney “live action” remake technically had no live actors or animals, and was really just a CG animated film with realistic graphics? … Froggie Went ‘a Courtin’
  7. Who played the Genie in Disney’s live action remake of Aladdin? … The girl from Ipanema
  8. Who or what was Chip in Disney#&8217;s animated movie, Beauty and the Beast? … A chunky chocolate chip cookie.
  9. The prince in Disney’s Sleeping Beauty was named after what real-life Royal? … The Burger King
  10. What question did the caterpillar ask Alice in Disney’s animated classic, Alice in Wonderland? … ‘What did the Fox say?’

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Fibbing Friday – Road Reminders

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Fibbing Friday – Road Reminders

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2021/12/10/fibbing-friday-10th-december/

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Looks like a different kind of Fibbing Friday! This will be interesting! Thanks, Di 🙂

Here are some common road signs and what they really mean. I suppose we are to think up something funny as another meaning for them.

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1. Windy roads … or Watch Out For Worms On Road

2.  T junction with left priority … or Keep Drill Handy (because bumpy road will loosen lug nuts on tires)

3. Roadworks/ Men at work .. or Grave Diggers Have Right Of Way

4.  Road narrows (both sides) … or Throw Empty Bottles Here

5. No footpath ,,, or Stop Driving/Save Gas/Take a Walk Instead

6. Headphones in use, might not hear approaching traffic (not sure if this is legit actually) … or Rest Stop Dancing Area Ahead

7. Humps in road … or UFO Landing Site

8. No explosives … Watch For Tumbleweeds Next 10 Miles (they get stuck to your car) (yes this happened to me more than once!)

9. Gradient … or 20 Percent Of Cars Won’t Make It Up This Hill – Don’t Be That 20 Percent

10.  EU sign for pedestrian crossing. … or Mandatory Take Out Your Keyboard And Play a Tune Before Continuing Your Drive

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Fibbing Friday

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Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2021/11/26/fibbing-friday-26th-november/

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1. What is rolling stock  … It describes what happens in certain car racing venues like Stock Car Racing. They all roll around the track.

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2. What is a rolling deck …This is what happens in Vegas at the gaming tables. They ‘roll’ or change to a new deck of cards after each game.

3. What is role play … haha! When you have a food fight at the table and throw the yeast rolls at each other.

4. What is ‘on a roll’ … A lot of things can be on a bread roll – hamburger meat, deli meat, cheese, vegetables, pretty much anything you want to put on a roll.

5. What does a rolling stone gather? … A Rolling Stone gathers a lot of money.

6. What is a rolling boil … It’s the latest dance – you start out moving slow, and then it gets faster with the music.

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7. What is a rolling pin … This is a shiny piece of jewelry you wear on your lapel or shirt.

8. What is a steam roller … It’s what they used to call a steam iron for pressing clothes.

9. What is a roller coaster … A little wagon that kids play with on the sidewalk

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10. What is a roller skate … A sea creature – a skate – and the underwater maneuvers he performs by rolling his fins.

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