Fibbing Friday
This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.
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Thanks for the questions, Di! 🙂
We are to make up silly definitions of these words. 🙂
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1. What is boisterous? … Hate to say it, but it’s a skin rash
2. What is a womaniser? … This is a woman who works in the mining industry.
3. What is a faux pas? … This is your toll road card – it’s like credit, and you pay a bill at the end of the month.
4. Define plumber …This is a migrant worker who picks fruit in season.
5. What is a sous chef? … This is a professional food critic.
6. What is antisocial? … This is an on-line prom dance, where you can virtually connect with people. Works great when you are an introvert.
7. Why did they call the wind Maria? … Because Sirocco wind needed a girlfriend, and they had her number.
8. Where would you find a kettle drum? … You’ll find these being thrown down a lane at the Olympics.
9. What is a kango drill? … This is the Australian Army’s practice formation for parades.
10. What makes bread rise? … The national anthem song – everyone must rise, even the bread.
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