Fibbing Friday -By the Numbers

Fibbing Friday – By the Numbers

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This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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1. What is a pince nez?  … Pince Nez was an ancient Egyptian prince who founded the practice of Zen meditation.

2. Who had the original telephone number Whitehall 1212? … The Pigeon Fanciers Organization first established this number.

3. Who reportedly lived at 221B Baker Street? … I believe that would have been Tammy Faye Baker and her husband Jim.

4. What happened in Pudding Lane in 1666? … An ice cream truck gave out free pudding pops to young and old, therefore the street was named for this.

5. Who resides at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue? … I’ve heard that there are a bunch of clowns that took over this resident some time ago.

6. What happened on the 8^th August 1963? … The heat wave of 1963 began on this date. 100 degree temperatures lasted up until December.

7. Who lost their head on 16^th October 1793? … That girl in the movie whose head kept spinning around until it was completely unscrewed.

8. What was in operation between April 3 1860 and October 24 1861 but failed due to bankruptcy? … Any store that tried to conduct business on a jinx corner. Every town has one, and every business sooner or later fails.

9. What is the significance of The Golden Hind? … This, by proclamation, rules that any dog born with a blonde back leg, shall be awarded 50 gold pieces.

10. Who was Spencer Perceval?  … He was the guy who invented the catalog called ‘Spencer’s Gifts’, that has thousands of silly products you can order.

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Fibbing Friday – Bad Pie

Fibbing Friday – Bad Pie

October 16th, 2020Questions, Fibbing Friday

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This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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1. What musical group from the 1960s was known as “The Fab Four”?  … The fab-est four I know about are from Oz – Dorothy, Tin Man, Scarecrow, & the Cowardly Lion!
3. What was the “British Invasion” in the 1960s? … This was the years that Britain sent over their best golfers to play in the US Open golf tournament.
5. What is Stephen King’s book, The Stand about? … It was a nonfiction account of his travels around the country interviewing loiterers who stand around parking lots and he asks them ‘why?’.
7. What was the TV show, Breaking Bad about? … “Baking Bad” was a cooking game show where the contestants created some really bad pie recipes.
9. Exactly who was Kilroy? … A time traveler from the future, who came to warn us about the year 2020, but we didn’t heed his warning.
11. What musical instrument is Phil Collins best known for playing? … The spoons! Those are fun to play, because I play them, too.
13. According to Genesis 1, what happened on the seventh day? … On the 7th day we all had to sit through the re-runs of the first 6 days.
15. What happened at the O.K. Corral? … It was sad … there happened a giant sinkhole opened up which made the fence fall down.
17. According to Greek mythology, what was needed to cross the river Styx? … A canoe and 50 carrot sticks to pay the toll.
19. What was the play, Inherit the Wind about? … This was the story of a bunch of people who got together to fly kites.

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Fibbing Friday

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/10/09/fibbing-friday-9th-october/

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This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun. 🙂

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What tax did Henry VIII introduce in 1535? … I believe he invented the taxi cab, then introduced it to the people.

2 Who entered a contest for his own lookalike, and came third? … Joey, from the tv show Friends, when he found his identical hand twin.

3 What sort of creature is a mountain chicken? … A mountain chicken is sorta like a mountain oyster, but some people say it tastes better.

4 In which city is the UK’s Dyslexia Research Trust based? … I don’t know many cities in the UK, so I’ll guess … Birmingham?

5 What is Scooby Doo’s full name ? … Scooby ‘Whoyagonnacall’ Doo.

6 What is a zeedonk? … I know what it is – it’s the last letter of the alphabet.

7 Coprastastaphobia is the fear of what? (and no, I can’t pronounce it) … It’s the fear of nightclubs, like the Copa Cabana.

8 What is an orange pippin? … This is a cute little bird from way up north.

9 What is a Royal Flush? … It’s a very expensive mixed drink.

10 Who is currently 15^th in line to the British Throne? … I’d vote for the Queen’s corgi dogs, for sure.

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Fibbing Friday – Oh Oh October

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These weekly questions are meant to be fun and silly, by giving the wrong answer to them. Join in and also see other entries by clicking the above link.

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1. Why is October the tenth month rather than the eighth as its name implies? … Because October was invented by an Octopus, and he has ‘ten-tacles’ .

1. Why is Halloween on October 31st? … Because it’s the time of year the seasons are changing and it might be the last nice day you have for a bar-be-que cookout = gotta get those weenies on the grill!

1. What exactly is “Pumpkin Spice”? … This is an orangey shade of lipstick.

1. How did the tradition of carving Jack-o’-lanterns start? … Well, gourds look kind of boring and plain without faces, so the jack-o-lantern was created.

1. Why are they called “Jack-o’-lanterns”? … Because the name Peter Peter Pumpkin eater was already taken.

1. Why is National Poetry Writing Month (NaPoWriMo) in April when National Poetry Day is October 3rd? … You can never have enough poetry.

1. What’s the big deal about Columbus Day? … Because the clouds at this time of year are really poofy, so we celebrate the pretty cumulonimbus ones.

1. Why do kids trick-or-treat on Halloween? … To get them ready for all the holiday sweets coming up at the end of the year. Practical sugar rushing.

1. According to at least one Internet source, October 30th is National Candy Corn Day. Why? … To keep the crows from eating all the regular corn crop.

1. What happens to all the candy corn that doesn’t get eaten? … Artists collect the left overs to make mixed media collages out of them.

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Fibbing Friday – The Blues

Fibbing Friday – The Blues 

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

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Why is Royal Blood considered blue?  … Because they are reptilians who bleed blue blood.

2. What is a Blue Moon?  … A blue moon is a round, blueberry flavored lollipop.

3. What was the song ‘Blue is the Colour’ about? … Awww this is a song about a hound dog named Blue.

4. What is meant by blue collar? … It is the dog collar that the hound dog named Blue wore.

5. What is a blue bonnet? … This is a rare type of hot pepper – sort of like the Scotch Bonnet ones.

6. What did Little Boy Blue play? … He played Jack Be Nimble over the candlestick.

7. What changed from brown to blue according to the song? … From what I’ve observed – the chameleon lizard does this quite frequently.

8. Where will you find a Blue Nun? … You’ll most times find a blue nun on the children’s playground in Holland. She is the teacher’s helper.

9. Why mustn’t you step on his Blue Suede Shoes? … The people who wear blue suede shoes have legal permission to kick you – so beware!

10. What kind of bird has blue feet? … I’m pretty sure it’s the bird of Paradise. He can also fly up your nose.

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Fibbing Friday – Calling All Cooks

https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2020/09/18/fibbing-friday-september-18th-2020/

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1. What exactly is Yorkshire pudding? … From what I’ve heard, it’s a British term meaning quicksand.

 

1. What is treacle, and why do people make tarts out of it? … Well, I’ve seen a train treacle, which is a kind of railroad track bridge. Maybe they serve popover tarts in the dining car?

 

1. What is the key ingredient of haggis? … I’ve never eaten haggis, as I’m allergic to scrambled brains and eggs.

 

1. How is toffee made? .. Yummy! Toffee is made just like coffee by pouring hot water over tree bark. But be sure to use only the sweet kind of bark.

 

1. How did pound cake get its name? … It’s no secret, so I’ll tell you … Make a pound cake by hitting and pounding a red hot horse shoe with a hammer until it is flat as a pancake.

 

1. Why is candy corn so named?  … Candy corn is called that because in the old days peddlers would sell corn on the cob on the street corners.

 

1. What is marzipan?  … Marzipan is a tiny island country off the coast of Japan.

 

1. Why is a baker’s dozen so named? … Baker’s dozen was the much decorated troop of soldiers who persevered under very difficult combat situations in WWII.

 

1. What is meant by the idiom, “Too many cooks spoil the pot”?  … This means you shouldn’t cook dinner in the potty – that’s just nasty.

 

1. What is meant by the idiom, “What’s sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander”?  … This means it’s not a good idea to feed sausage to geese, or you’ll get a ‘loosey goosey’ pretty fast.

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Fibbing Friday – Have You Heard

Fibbing Friday – Have You Heard

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

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‘She had the biggest aspidistra in the world.’ But what is an aspidistra? … She won the Guinness Records for having the largest collection of apps on her computer and phone!

2. What is the main ingredient in Beef Wellington? … ummmm a bunch of well-fed cows?

3. Who was Tufty? … Tufty was a cartoon character used to promote a dish washing scrubber.

4. What is a Port Folio?  … This is where all the sailors gather after a sea journey to tell tall tales about their adventures. I believe lots of grog is involved.

5. What is a bootee?  … Oh, this is a fun tee shirt you wear at Halloween! It’s black & orange with a ghost and the word BOO!

6. What is meant by ‘You have been tangoed’?  … This means someone has played a banjo under your window.

7. What is a blue bottle? … Last I heard it referred to the insect known as a large blue fly.

8. How do you make shortbread? … You make shortbread just like regular bread, only use a smaller baking pan.

9. What colour is cotton candy? … Cotton candy is one of those magical sweets that when eaten becomes whatever flavor and color you desire.

10. What are cowslips and snap dragons?  … Well, cowslips are mishaps when the livestock slips and falls in the mud. Snap dragons are only used as a design in tattoos. In fact they are holograms on your skin depicting dragons who snap at passers-by.

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Fibbing Friday – Hysterical History

Fibbing Friday – Hysterical History

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

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I know it looks weird with all the numbers being listed wrong. All the questions are there (10), but when I space between it messes up. Anyway, here are the …

Questions & Answers

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1. Who was the first President of the United States?  … The first president, along with every single other so called elected presidents (name doesn’t matter), were just dupes, selected as a place holder for the ruling elite. So to answer the question, the ruling elite as ‘president’ has been and always have been a conglomerate of evil doers.
3. What was Abraham Lincoln’s best known nickname?  … Hillbilly
5. Who’s faces are carved into Mt. Rushmore? … Larry, Moe, Curly Joe, & Shemp – The stooges
7. What historic event started on April 19th, 1775? …  Spring time of the year always starts on that date
9. What act of infamy is Benedict Arnold best known for? … He was the first TV star pig. Arnold appeared on “Green Acres”
11. Who was Gen. Charles Cornwallis? … He was the head honcho of the first factory that learned to take maize, and make corn flakes cereal
13. Why do we celebrate Labor Day? … Because it’s been awhile since our last holiday (4th of July) so we were bored and needed a reason to BBQ
15. What is so special about the Autumnal Equinox? … Well, most automobiles come up for yearly maintenance when the seasons change to fall/winter
17. Why do tree leaves change color in the fall?  … Because people who buy all those pumpkin spice drinks really don’t like it, so pour it out under trees.
19. What do people mean when they say, “The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree”? … They really mean, “Don’t stand under the apple tree or one will fall on your head.”

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Fibbing Friday – Who Knows?

Fibbing Friday – Who Knows?

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

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A little late on this challenge, but here goes …

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What is the difference between a gooseberry and a grape? … The size of the mud balls hanging off a dog’s belly after he’s been playing in the lake.

2. What is meant by skid row? … This is a rock band. They have some good songs!

3. Why do elephants have big ears?   … It all started with Dumbo, he needed big ears to fly. Now they all have big ears.

4. What is green and travels at thousands of miles an hour? … Pollen in the springtime. Those particles sure pack a punch with allergies.

5. What is the difference between minimum and maximum? … The size of some feminine hygiene products.

6. What is a pantry? … This is a special closet to keep underwear in.

7. What is a carnivore? … A variation of chili con carne.

8. What is another word for oriental?  … Orientation – a first step in starting a new job.

9. What is the difference between pussy willow and catkins? … I don’t see any difference – all kittens are cute.

10. What is a felony? … This is a baloney (bologna) sandwich with feta cheese.

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Fibbing Friday – H P ??

Fibbing Friday – H P ??

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

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https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2020/08/21/fibbing-friday-august-21st-2020/

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Well, I don’t know much at all about the Harry Potter books or movies, so this might be fun to make up something silly. 🙂

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1. Why did Harry Potter live with the Dursley’s when he wasn’t at Hogwarts?  … Because the rent was cheap?

 

1. What was Arthur Weasley’s job at the Ministry of Magic?  … He got to draw pictures of all the magicians on a big mural?

 

1. Why did Dobby the House Elf try to stop Harry Potter from going to Hogwarts?  … Because house flies -er- elfs – are the jealous sort.

 

1. What did Hermione Granger’s parents do for a living?  … They worked at the local jukebox diner, making milkshakes and hamburgers.

 

1. Why was Voldemort unable to kill Harry Potter?  … Because he was nearsighted, and needed a stronger glasses prescription so he could see Harry.

 

1. What did Fred and George Weasley do after dropping out of Hogwarts?  … I imagine they would have formed a garage band. Either that or a lawn mowing enterprise.

 

1. Why was Hagrid expelled from Hogwarts?  … She crawled through the air vents in the ceilings and spied on people. (she got caught)

 

1. What did the sorcerer’s (philosopher’s) stone do, exactly?  … It started rolling down the hill, smashing everything in it’s path.

 

1. What did Lucius Malfoy put in Ginny Weasley’s cauldron in Flourish and Blotts  … He added sugar and spice and everything nice.

 

1. What is Harry Potter’s patronus?  … Harry’s patronus is his underpants.

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