Fibbing Friday – Hearts & Flowers

Fibbing Friday – Hearts & Flowers

 

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

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https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/02/14/fibbing-friday-for-the-romantics-in-you/

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1. Which Hollywood couple met as Mr and Mrs Smith?

Two pie bakers who became famous for the apple pies called ‘Smiths Apple Pies’.

2. Who sang about Two Hearts?

The cartoon dogs in the movie, “Lady & the Tramp” sang about two hearts while they ate spaghetti.

3. Why are red roses associated with romance?

Red roses resemble a red beating heart.

4. Why is Love all around?

Because otters swim around in circles in the water.

5. Roses are red, but why are violets blue?

Because they are very small flowers, whereas roses are large scene stealers.

6. If you were wined and dined by candlelight, what would be your first thought?

My first thought would be = “Don’t catch your hair on fire” (because this once really happened to me)

7. What was Rudolph Valentino’s job before Hollywood?

He used to be the red nosed reindeer for Santa’s team that pulled the sleigh.

8. How did Cinderella lose her glass slipper?

She went to the dentist, and as she left, her shoe fell off.

9. If you were in The Love Boat, where would you be?

You’d be the whipped cream topping on a banana split, singing the banana boat song.

10. Why does Love hurt?

Love hurts because most people forget to wear gloves over their chapped hands.

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Fibbing Friday – February

Fibbing Friday – February

 

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

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https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2020/02/07/fibbing-friday-february-7th-2020/

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1. What is the significance of Groundhog Day?

It’s a fun and silly game to put the do-whaka-do into the pretty boring month of February, like whaka-mole.

1. Why is the NFL’s championship game called, “The Super Bowl”?

It’s called Super Bowl because people have huge bowls of snacks to eat during the game.

1. Why do we exchange notes of love and affection on St. Valentine’s day?

Quid Pro Quo – We send out cards, and buy flowers and candy for people, because we want them to send us some, back.

1. Why is President’s Day on the third Monday of February?

To cram one more senseless holiday into the month of boring winter.

1. What exactly is Mardi Gras all about?

It’s all about eating the foie gras liver on a Tuesday.

1. Why does Lent always begin on a Wednesday?

It’s the day we lend out our already read paperbacks – but lend is just another word for you’ll never get it back.

1. Why is that Wednesday called, “Ash Wednesday”?

They left out the letter W – Wednesday is always laundry day – should have been Wash Wednesday.

1. Why doesn’t February get at least 30 days like all the other months?

See above – February is a boring winter month – better to get it over with as fast as you can.

1. Why does a 29th day get added to February during leap years?

Because the rabbits protested – the ground hog got all the glory.

1. Why is every 4th year called a “leap year”?

To pacify the rabbits so they won’t come after us as in the horror movie, “Night of the Lepus”.

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Fibbing Friday Potpourri

Fibbing Friday Potpourri

 

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

Find out more at the following link

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/01/31/fibbing-friday-31st-january/

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Why did the boy remain on the burning deck?

The boy was playing poker, and the deck was running hot = he was winning!

 

2. Where will you find a toad in the hole?

A toad frog hibernates in winter inside a hole in the ground. He’s not found until springtime.

 

3. What do you call a shell-less snail?

Those people who buy a ‘tiny house’ and then regret it, are called shell-less snails.

 

4. How many eggs are in a clutch?

I hope there are no eggs in my car’s clutch system. It would foul/fowl up my driving.

 

5. Why do we say someone is a barrel of laughs?

Have you ever ROFL? (rolling on floor laughing) … Barrels are round, they roll, on the floor, and we laugh when that happens.

 

6. Why are horse races in furlongs and athletics in metres?

I suppose it’s to confuse us in the US because, at least for me, I don’t know what furlongs and meters mean.

 

7. What are love handles?

Love handles are heart shaped candles, and when you light them you have to handle with care.

 

8. What was Granny Smith famous for?

Granny Smith was famous for inventing the Granny Glasses that were popular in the 1960s.

 

9. What is the difference between a toe flip and a toe loop?

Though both have to do with the toes, one is a fun nail polish, and the other is a ring you wear on your toe.

 

10. How many teeth are in a honey comb?

You’d have to ask Winnie the Pooh bear how many teeth he lost while collecting honey from the beehive.

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~photos from Pixabay – except the barrel – I took that photo~

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Fibbing Friday – Catty-Corner

Fibbing Friday – Catty-Corner

 

 

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

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https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2020/01/24/fibbing-friday-january-24th-2020/

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1. Why did ancient Egyptians worship cats?

The old days Egyptians were wise. They knew that way in the future there would be a Las Vegas Casino called the Luxor & cats would still be revered.

This is my silver & blue Egyptian cat that came from the Luxor.

1. Why is it said that cats have nine lives?

Because the cat came back, the very next day, and here’s a song about that.

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1. Why are cats afraid of cucumbers?

Cats are afraid of cucumbers because they are long and green and remind them of a long green snake.

1. Why do cat eyes seem to glow in the dark?

When a cat gazes at you with glowing eyes, you can be sure he’s sending you a ‘mind message’ … Feed me!

1. Why do cats have retractable claws?

Because they are magicians, and they can go from soft and sweet to a frightening terror in seconds.

1. Why do we train cats to use a litter box, but train dogs to go outside?

Dogs love to roam around outside sniffing stuff, whereas cats are big fans of boxes of all kinds.

1. Why do cats purr?

Cats were bestowed the power of the purr to put a spell on people.

1. Why are black cats considered bad luck?

Because they yowl at the moon and call in the werewolves on a full moon night.

1. What is the musical, Cats about?

Probably about those yowling cats at midnight.

1. What’s the big deal about Dick Whittington’s cat?

Never heard of him, but if he has a cat he’s probably okay.

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Fibbing Friday – Dog Daze

Fibbing Friday – Dog Daze

 

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

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https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/01/17/fibbing-friday-17th-january-2020/

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In honor of Di’s puppy dog, Maggie, who is celebrating her 15th birthday today, we have questions about dogs!

Happy Birthday, Maggie! 🙂

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1. What’s the difference between a hair and a whisker?

Hair belongs on your head, and whiskers don’t belong anywhere.

2. How many spots were there in 101 Dalmations?

Probably too many to count, as none of the dogs were house broken.

3. What is the Flying Dog?

The Flying Dog is the name of a fast food joint that sells hot dogs. It’s a cousin to the Flying Burrito.

4. Why do we say ‘sick as a dog?’

Because it is a jump rope rhyme/chant. ‘Hot dog on a stick – makes you sick – how many hot dogs did you eat?’

5. What is meant by ‘going to the dogs’?

It means to get all dressed up for a fancy night out, similar to ‘putting on the dog’.

6. Who or what is ‘Goofy?’

Goofy is … what I become right before and after anesthesia.

7. Where is the Dog Star?

The Dog Star is on Hollywood sidewalk of stars – it’s for all the dog actors.

8. Where will you find puppies on a roll?

Puppies go rolling around in a beautiful green meadow. They chase butterflies & have a grand old time.

9. What are hush puppies?

Hush puppies are dogs that have been muzzled, to stop their barking or biting.

10. What is the hair of the dog?

Hair of the dog is what you find in the grooming brush.

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All Mixed Up – Fibbing Friday & Just Jot It January # 7

All Mixed Up – Fibbing Friday & Just Jot It January # 7

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

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https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/01/03/first-fibbing-friday-of-2020/

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Daily Prompt – JusJoJan the 7th, 2020 

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Your word of the day was selected by John at The Sound of One Hand Typing. Thanks, John!

Your prompt for JusJoJan January 7th, 2020, is “mix.” Use the word “mix” any way you’d like. Enjoy!

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And now for the mixed up questions and my silly answers:

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1. It’s obvious what baked beans and baked potatoes are. But what is a baked Alaska?

Baked Alaska is the result of a topsy-turvy world climate, where Alaska is hot in the winter time instead of cold.

1. What is a TLA?

A TLA is … an abbreviation for The Long Answer – but I’m only giving a ‘short’ answer here.

1. What was boombangabang?

That’s the sound made when the wind up monkey boombangabangs his cymbols together.

1. How would you describe a cornice?

A winning ear of corn at the agricultural fair. It was really nice looking.

1. Who will be on the back of the new £20 note when it comes into circulation in February?

We don’t have those here, so I have no idea for real, but maybe a Corgi dog? They are so cute.

1. Where will you be able to buy sky hooks?

Sky hooks can be bought on the ‘Cloud’. It is used to hook all your online doings into one place.

1. If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what’s four?

This would make it a foursome for a golf game.

1. Why are squares on a checkers board alternately black and white?

Trick question! They are black and red, and it’s because it’s the colors of our local University.

1. What happens to all the holes cut out of ring doughnuts?

I eat them.

1. Why did the rabbit go up the hole, round the tree (right to left) and back down the hole?

Because he got sucked in by a Google search – there’s no way to get out of the rabbit hole & it drives you crazy.

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Fibbing Friday – Confusing Christmas ??

Fibbing Friday  – Confusing Christmas ??

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

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https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2019/12/20/festive-fibbing-friday-20th-december/

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1. What do you get hanging from Santa’s roof? — frozen icicle toes

2. Where does Santa get his annual flu jab? — he gets it at the local supermarket

3. What kind of motor bike does Santa ride when he’s off duty? — no motor – just a banana seat bike

4. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? — hearing the kids keep asking ‘what’s that’ over and over

5. What do you get when you run over a skunk with Santa’s Sleigh? — a poor dead skunk

6. What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school? — how to paint stripes on candy canes

7. What goes Oh, Oh, Oh? — Santa’s replay sounds backwards in a secret message

8. Who is the King of Santa’s helpers? — his dog named King

9. What’s worse than Rudolph with a runny nose? — a hanging off the roof with frozen icicle toes

10. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? — Frosty Fangs

 

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Fibbing Friday – Pot Luck Posers

Fibbing Friday – Pot Luck Posers

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

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https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2019/12/13/fibbing-friday-december-13th-2019/

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1. Why is Friday the 13th considered bad luck?   … Because it’s a Fibbing Friday and you have to tell lies all day, probably resulting in some bad luck for you. ~and all my numbers turn into ones!

 

1. What was The Nightmare Before Christmas really about?  … It’s because it’s a nightmare trying to push through the crowded stores looking for last minute gifts.

 

1. Why is the last day of the work week called “Friday”?  … It was so named by the vegetable oil producers trying to remind people that fried food isn’t bad for you.

 

1. What is triskaidekaphobia?  … It’s a silly word to describe a kaleidoscope toy with a 3 prism mirror inside to make pretty patterns.

 

1. What’s the most frightening fact about today, Friday, December 13th? … Today’s frightening fact is that there are no new facts – they are all recycled facts.

 

1. Why is Christmas always on December 25th? … Store keepers wanted to have one more holiday to squeeze in before the new year comes along. They want alllll your money.

 

1. What does legend say happens at midnight between Christmas Eve and Christmas Day?  … The geese will fly at midnight, honking at Santa’s tired flying reindeer to keep them awake.

 

1. Who or what is Krampus?  … He comes along once a month to aggravate women.

 

1. Who is Black Peter?  … A candy similar to the Black Cow candy lollipop which is caramel dipped in chocolate.

 

1. What punishment is in store for naughty children at Christmas?  … They catch the chicken pox – at least that’s what happened to me.

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Fibbing Friday – Falsehood Fun

Fibbing Friday – Falsehood Fun

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

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https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2019/12/06/fibbing-friday-6th-december-2019/

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What makes a hyena laugh?

A hyena laughs because it’s in his job description. When tourists come by to take his picture, they expect to see him laughing. What he’s really laughing at is the people taking his picture.

 What is Mrs Claus’ christian name?

Paitence – she has to put up with those pesky elves running around, reindeer stomping her garden, and Santa, her Mr. only has one job a year, and doesn’t even get paid for it.

 What did little Jack Horner pull out of his pie?

A hair – because the person who made the pie didn’t wear a hair net.

Where will you find the brightest star?

In the sky during the day time – it’s called the Sun.

 Which is the odd one out: feather, light, middle, heavy, dead

Dead, because when you’re dead – you’re out.

 What makes gas?

Beans, beans the musical fruit.

 Why do ants march?

Because the queen ant is a tyrant

What is a gaffer?

A gaffer is a golfer that cracks jokes during a round of golf. He’s a golfer/laugher = gaffer

 What is a polygon?

Polygon was the original name of the game of Monopoly, but it was vetoed – now it’s gone for good.

Why have all my questions begun with the letter ‘W’?

Because it’s the Weekend, so beginning the questions with W will remind us.

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Fibbing Friday – Holiday Happenings

Fibbing Friday – Holiday Happenings

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

Find out more at the following link:

https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2019/11/29/fibbing-friday-november-29th-2019/

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1. What happened at Plymouth Rock?

The very first rock concert was held in the new country by the band called Plymouth.

1. What was the Mayflower Compact?

It was a lady’s cosmetic holder for face powder. It had an engraved flower on the case.

1. What happened to the English settlement of Roanoke, Virginia?

It became a ghost town, and later a TV series was made about it called Sleepy Hollow.

1. What really happened at the first Thanksgiving?

Everyone stuffed themselves with turkey & dressing & fell asleep. Then they were transported to Sleepy Hollow.

1. Stores used to wait until after Thanksgiving to put out Christmas decorations and merchandise. Why the change?

Greedy Grubbers want to relieve you of your money as soon as possible.

1. Why is Thanksgiving always the fourth Thursday in November instead of always the last Thursday in November?

Because merchants want to confuse us as to when to buy and thaw out a frozen turkey.

1. Why do we eat turkey at Thanksgiving and ham at Christmas?

It’s the rule. But rules are to be broken – at least by us – we sometimes have Mexican food or roast beef.

1. Why do we put lights on Christmas trees?

In memoriam of the poor living trees that were sacrificed, with their lives cut short, only for the span of a few days celebration, then tossed in the trash pile. It makes me sad.

1. Why does Santa have eight reindeer pull his sleigh?

He doesn’t – there are nine. And the number 9 means divine magic. So Santa is able to fly because of this.

1. What are the names of Santa’s eight reindeer?

The original names of the reindeer was changed from:

comet cupid donner blitzen dasher dancer prancer vixen rudolph

to:

mustang, cobra, beetle, cougar, impala, jaguar, stingray, ram & thunderbird

Because people ride in cars these days, and not sleighs.

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