Fibbing Friday – This ‘n That

Fibbing Friday – This ‘n That

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

Find out more at the link found below.

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/05/22/fibbing-friday-22nd-may/

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Below are 10 questions, the answers to which are entirely up to you.
The idea though is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly or even outrageous in your response as long as you evade the truth (or maybe bend it a little).

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The questions & my answers:

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1. How big was the one that got away?  … The one that got away was microscopic – can you see a corona virus?

2. What comes after a storm?  … After a storm comes a horde of bloodsucking mosquitoes bent on making you miserable.

3. Why do fish swim?  … Fish swim because they took swimming lessons when they were young’ns in school.

4. What colour is grass?  … Grass is the color of sweet juicy watermelon.

5. What’s over the hill? … When you get over the hill you’ll find a circus.

6. What is the colour of money? … Money is the color of a neon rainbow.

7. What do goats, pigs and roosters have in common?  … If you spot one of these animal forms in the clouds, you’ll have good luck that day.

8. Who lives in the woods?  … I don’t know about you, but my mother in law used to live in the woods, with a shotgun.

9. What does an ill wind bring?  … An ill wind brings lots of pollen in the air, causing allergies to act up. Also lots of weed seeds blow in.

10. What is a windfall?  A windfall is an invisible vortex that you definitely don’t want to fall into.

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Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️

© 2020 BS

Fibbing Friday – Foodie Facts

Fibbing Friday – Foodie Facts

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

Find out more at the link found below.

https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2020/05/15/fibbing-friday-may-15th-2020/

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Below are 10 questions, the answers to which are entirely up to you.
The idea though is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly or even outrageous in your response as long as you evade the truth (or maybe bend it a little).

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The questions & my answers:

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1. Why do we serve grilled cheese sandwiches with tomato soup? … Because it is the official food of the Kentucky Derby horse race.

 

1. What do baseball, hot dogs, and apple pie all have in common?  … These are names of dance moves that people perform in summer.

 

1. Why do we roast marshmallows over a campfire?  … This is a ritual to insure that bugs will stay away.

 

1. Why can’t you have your cake and eat it, too?  … Because you dropped it in the dirt.

 

1. Why do we eat popcorn when we watch movies? … There are subliminal messages in all movie film that tells you to get popcorn.

 

1. Why are frozen meals called TV dinners?  … Because they are square.

 

1. Why are deviled eggs so named?  … Because they are so tempting.

 

1. How did the dish, toad in the hole get it’s name?  … Because after it is cooked it is a little burnt and warty looking.

 

1. What does the military abbreviation, M.R.E. stand for?  … Many Red Earplugs

 

1. Why is chipped beef gravy over toast called S.O.S.?  … It’s a signal that you’ll need help after choking on the food.

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Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️

© 2020 BS

Fibbing Friday – Gettin’ Wordy

Fibbing Friday – Gettin’ Wordy

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

Find out more at the link found below.

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/05/08/fibbing-friday-8th-may/

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Below are 10 questions, the answers to which are entirely up to you.
The idea though is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly or even outrageous in your response as long as you evade the truth (or maybe bend it a little).

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The questions & my answers:

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1. What do you call a group of four ducks?  … A row of 4 restaurants is known as the Duck Line

2. What is a farrago?  … A farrago is a travel term meaning you have a long trip ahead of you (far to go)

3. What is a basilisk?  … The basilisk is a marker on the highway showing mileage

4. Where will you find the axilla?   … There are many axilla found in the nooks and crannies of your brain

5. Why do they call it ‘Charm School’?  … It’s a place of learning to build carved wooden chair arms

6. Who were Sooty and Sweep? … They are the helpful mice that turned into carriage horses in the Cinderella story

7. What makes Bumble Bees fly?  … It’s the potent drug in the  flower nectar that causes bees to fly around in a frenzy

8. What is Empty Nest Syndrome?  … It is the name of a senior citizen’s rock band.

9. What is a Beefeater?  It’s a misspelling – supposed to be ‘bee feeder’. Bee keepers do have to feed their bees, you know.

10. What breed of animal is a Bactrian? … The Bactrian is a member of the Ape family, closely related to the Silver Back Gorilla.

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Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️

© 2020 BS

 

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Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

Find out more at the link found below.

https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2020/05/01/fibbing-friday-may-1st-2020/

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Below are 10 questions, the answers to which are entirely up to you.
The idea though is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly or even outrageous in your response as long as you evade the truth (or maybe bend it a little).

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The questions & my answers:

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1. What do a garage, a car port, and a boat shed have in common? … They are haunted places.

 

1. What’s the difference between a mechanic and a jeweler?  … One is a pencil and the other is a pin.

 

1. What do the masks of Zorro, the Dread Pirate Roberts, and the Lone Ranger all have in common? … They are all code names for ultra secret FBI operations.

 

1. What’s the difference between a tiger and a lion? … They play on opposite teams in football games.

 

1. What do Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram all have in common?  … These are all names of hurricanes.

 

1. What’s the difference between a wizard and a magician?  … Not much, as they are both classified as miracle drugs.

 

1. What do the Titanic and the Lusitania have in common?  … Ummm … they both are spelled with a lot of vowels in the words.

 

1. What’s the difference between a tablet and a smart phone?  … “Ring-a-ding-ding” says the smart phone. The tablet knows when to keep silent.

 

1. What’s the difference between a budget and an expense report?  … A budget is easily broken, and the expense report tattles on the budget.

 

1. What do a house, an apartment, and a condominium all have in common?  … I would hope they all have a bathroom.

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Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️

© 2020 BS

Fibbing Friday Fun

Fibbing Friday Fun

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

Find out more at the link found below.

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Below are 10 questions, the answers to which are entirely up to you.
The idea though is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly or even outrageous in your response as long as you evade the truth (or maybe bend it a little).

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/04/24/fibbing-friday-24th-april/

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The Questions & my answers:

1. What’s the difference between nuts and crazy? … 4 and 20 blackbirds baked in a pie – now that’s crazy, and they should have added nuts to the recipe.

2. What’s the difference between Lock Up and Lock Down  … It’s whether you want your fancy hair-do to be up-swept locks, or leave your tresses flowing down.

3. Where did the phrase ‘In the pink’ originate? … It’s the slogan for an anti-diarrhea medicine that is shocking pink in color.

4. How do you find your bearings?   … You must take your car to a mechanic, because the bearings are in the tires, and only he can fix them when they go bad.

5.. What makes a phone smart?  … When you drop it on a hard surface it smarts and the phone yells, “Ouch”.

6. What is an hour glass figure?  … It’s a weird saying, meaning the hour you crack through the glass ceiling.

7. Bruce Wayne was also known as ???  Bruce Wayne was also known as the Jolly Green Giant.

8. A stitch in time saves what?  … The stitches might save your life if you’re bleeding from a seriously deep cut.

9. What is Fairy Snow?  … I’ve heard that fairy snow is a dreaded hair and scalp disease.

10. Can you read a knitting pattern?  … Hahaha – no, I can’t because it is an invisible wind pattern that’s up in the sky.

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Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️

© 2020 BS

Liebster Award and Fibbing Friday

Liebster Award and Fibbing Friday

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I would like to thank Beth, of Pilgrimage Studio, for nominating me for the Liebster Award! Thanks so much for thinking of me, Beth! You can find her wonderful blog at this link:

Liebster Award

These are the details for the award:

• Thank the blogger(s) who nominated you

• Share 11 facts about yourself
• Answer the 11 questions the blogger(s) gave you
• Nominate 11 bloggers that deserve the reward
• Create 11 original questions for the nominees to answer
• Let them know they’ve been nominated

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I can’t think of any new facts about myself that you haven’t already read about, either.

…and…

For the 11 questions (10), Beth asked that we answer these fun questions for Fibbing Friday! 🙂

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

Find out more at the link found below.

https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2020/04/17/fibbing-friday-april-17th-2020/

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Below are 10 questions, the answers to which are entirely up to you.
The idea though is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly or even outrageous in your response as long as you evade the truth (or maybe bend it a little).

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The questions & my answers:

1. What event became known as “The Shot Heard ’Round the World”?  … That event was when I popped open a tube of pre-formed biscuits.

 

1. What exactly is a duvet?  … I believe this is a two doctor veterinarian’s practice.

 

1. What was The Man in the Iron Mask about?  … This is the nickname of all professional welders.

 

1. Divan, Chesterfield, settee, and Davenport are all examples of what?  … These are 4 lawyers that share an office.

 

1. Why was the Eiffel Tower built? … I think I heard it was first used as a beacon, or lighthouse.

 

1. The Harry Potter series wasn’t about a boy who finds out he’s a wizard. What was it about?  … It’s about 500 pages of words.

 

1. What was Moby Dick about?  … Old Moby was the brother of the detective Dick Tracy. They are cartoons.

 

1. What was The King’s Speech about?  … He spoke of the secret way to catch a leprechaun.

 

1. If you go to a pub and ask for a “black & tan”, exactly what do you get? … You will receive a big German Shepherd dog of your very own.

 

1. What is “shepherd’s pie”? … It’s what you feed to your new best friend, the dog you got at the Pub.

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I like getting these awards, and answering the questions, but I don’t nominate anyone else. I feel every blogger is awesome, and all should be recognized by visiting their place. But, if you’d like to answer the above questions, and grab the award badge, feel free to do so. 🙂

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Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️

© 2020 BS

Fibbing Friday – In The Kitchen

Fibbing Friday – In the Kitchen

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

Find out more at the link found below.

Below are 10 questions, the answers to which are entirely up to you.
The idea though is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly or even outrageous in your response as long as you evade the truth (or maybe bend it a little).

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/04/10/fibbing-friday-10th-april/

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1. Why do onions make you cry? … I like onions, but when I cut into them, I hear their screams – so I cry for their pain.

2. Why do vampires not like garlic? … Garlic reminds vampires of the old days, before they became vampires.

3. Why are individual cakes called Fairy Cakes? … Because they are small and delicate and weigh less than a whole large cake.

4. How does yeast work?  Yeast has a very good work ethic – they give 100% to their job of fermentation.

5. What’s the difference between vegetable and chicken stock cubes?  … Well, you can stack the veggie ones up like blocks, but the chicken ones are too flighty.

6. How many ways can you cook an egg? … I recommend wearing clothes (or at least an apron), and standing (not sitting) when you cook an egg.

7. Can potatoes see through their eyes?  … Mr. Potato Head says, “Yes”.

8. Why are carrots supposedly good for you?  … They won the vegetable bingo game.

9. What are dumplings?  … All can say is that dumplin’s are good. Not sure about dump-lings.

10. What are pulses? … Pulses are to be found on a blender.

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Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️

© 2020 BS

Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

Find out more at the link found below.

Below are 10 questions, the answers to which are entirely up to you.
The idea though is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly or even outrageous in your response as long as you evade the truth (or maybe bend it a little).

https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2020/04/03/fibbing-friday-april-3rd-2020/

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1. What is the Pythagorean Theorem?

This is the belief that Python snakes are cute and cuddly.

1. What is the Higgs boson better known as?

Higgs boson is more commonly known as the contractions a woman has as she is giving birth.

1. Technically an acronym, what does COVID-19 actually stand for?

It’s the title of my memoir – ’19 Creepy Old Vampires I Dated’.

1. What is the Theory of Relativity?

This means your relatives/kinfolk come visiting way too often.

1. What is Newton’s Third Law?

Newton’s Third Law is some sort of voo-doo.

1. What is the difference between mass and weight?

Mass is when you go to church, and weight is something you never ask about.

1. What is the formula for density?

HS + Col + DTC = DDS

1. What is the process by which a solid transforms directly into a gas called?

Magic

1. What makes biology unique compared to other sciences?

Biology is the fun science … *wink* 😉

1. According to one particular idiom, what do April showers bring?

April (and May) showers usually bring hail & tornadoes around here.

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Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️

© 2020 BS

Fibbing Friday – This ‘n That

Fibbing Friday – This ‘n That

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

Find out more at the link found below.

Below are 10 questions, the answers to which are entirely up to you.
The idea though is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly or even outrageous in your response as long as you evade the truth (or maybe bend it a little).

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https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/03/27/fibbing-friday-27th-march-2020/

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Q & A

1. What was the significance of the little white dot on the TV screen at 11 pm? That white dot was an early version of a spy camera – as in Big Brother is watching you.

2. Who were the Woodentops? The Woodentops were people who protested the cutting down of trees, so they lived in the tree tops.

3. What is meant by the Gravy Train?  Around these parts, Gravy Train is a dog food – put water on the kibbles, and it makes a gravy sauce which dogs lapped up.

4. Who sang about flowers in the rain?  Fairies and elves always sing about flowers and rain, while dancing around a magic mushroom.

5. What do the initials MP stand for?  Be careful of the MP. It’s a warning on all mirrors, which stand for “Mirror Person”. They can haunt you!

6. What was Jiminy Cricket’s job?  Weather forecasting.

7. Why are diamonds measured in carats? Diamonds are so sparkly they can hurt your eyes if you stare at them too long. So, eat lots of carrots for eye health.

8. What do Kimball and Hammond have in common? Both of these last names are of inventors of the gumball machine.

9. What is a swizzle stick?  A swizzle stick measures the oil in your car.

10. What are chick peas? chicken poop … er … fertilizer for the garden.

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Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️

© 2020 BS

Fibbing Friday – T V Time

Fibbing Friday – T V Time

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

Find out more at the link found below.

Below are 10 questions, the answers to which are entirely up to you.
The idea though is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly or even outrageous in your response as long as you evade the truth (or maybe bend it a little).

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https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2020/03/20/fibbing-friday-march-20th-2020/

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1. In the US, what does PBS stand for? PBS = Peanut Butter Sandwich
2. In the UK, what does BBC stand for? BBC = Bubble Bath Central
3. Why did the dog in Duck Hunt pop up from the tall grass and laugh? It wasn’t a dog – it was a laughing heyena
4. Better known as Blinky, Pinky, Inky, and Clyde, who are Shadow, Speedy, Bashful, and Pokey? I think they were circus clowns
5. Who were, “The Orangutan”, “The Hamster”, and “Captain Slow”? They are the nick names of the three musketeers
6. What was Bob Barker best known for? He has a ‘vlog’ where he interviews only people named Bob
7. What was Ed McMahon most known for saying? We always called him “Vampire Man” \ have you seen those teeth!! He never says much.
8. What do the games PUBG and Fortnite have in common? I don’t know these games, but probably they involve bird watching
9. Who is Master Chief? Master Chief is the owner of a chain of beauty shops in the U S
10. In the show, Keeping Up Appearances, what was Emmet’s main reason for wanting to avoid Hyacinth Bucket? Oh, I’ve seen this! He avoided Hyacinth because he was allergic to flowers

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Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️

© 2020 BS