Fibbing Friday – Color Q & A

Fibbing Friday – Color Q & A

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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1. What is a black hole? … This is the middle part of a chocolate covered doughnut.

2. Why are we said to be green with envy? … Because green moss grows on our limbs when we covet other’s accomplishments. It’s a medical condition.

3. Where will you find the yellow brick road? … It’s on the way to the green green grass of home.

4. What is a red herring? … It is a type of fabric like checks, only in the red color thread called herringbone.

5. What is carte blanche? … This is when you are cooking carrots just a little bit, called blanching.

6. What are parma violets? … It’s a movie making term for cheesy gangster flicks with lots of violence.

7. Who was Scarlett O’Hara? … A famous race horse.

8. Why are smurfs blue? … They have a lack of an important mineral in their drinking water, so they turn blue.

9. What is a black and tan? … If I’m not mistaken, this refers to imported cigars.

10. What is a strawberry blond? … This is a yummy smoothie made with strawberries and vanilla ice cream.

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Fibbing Friday – Silly Stuff

Fibbing Friday – Silly Stuff

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Di says:

I’m trying something a little different this week as all of my questions are a breed of dog.
The challenge is, if you did not know they were canines, how would you define or describe each of them?

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1. What is a huskador?  … One of those Mexican wrestling guys who wear masks and silly costumes

2. What is a cavapoo? … Yuck – this is bat guano in a cave – watch where you’re stepping!

3. What is a chorkie? … This is a cork stopper on a wine bottle

4. What is a lollie? … This is what is called relaxing on the beach getting a suntan.

5. What is a dorkie? .. This is what you holler while playing a game while traveling in a car … when you see a ugly car

6. What is a springador? … This is how the Spring season happens every year – like a revolving door between good weather and then back to snow

7. What is a scottie? … This is that guy on Star Trek – I forget what character he played, but his name was Scottie

8. What is a puggle? … This is a magical creature that was highly esteemed by the ‘muggles’ in the Harry Potter books.

9. What is a pekalier … This is an old fashioned electric coffee maker.

10. What is a schnappy? … Ewww – these are stinky baby diapers

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Fibbing Friday – It Is What It Is

Fibbing Friday – It Is What It Is

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1. Who, or what, is will o’ the wisp? … I believe this is the name of a new furniture polish.

2. What is a noggin? … It’s a party – called a ‘Nog- In’ like a ‘Sit-In’.  They drink a lot of egg nog.

3. What is a bobbin? … This is a game you play at Halloween – bobbin for apples.

4. What are otherwise known as crows feet? … This is a measure of distance, for example it takes 21 crows feet to walk from the living room to the kitchen.

5. What is jerky? … This is a cross breed animal between a jack ass and a monkey – and it’s not pretty.

6. What is aplomp? … This is a high end kind of dish washing sponge.

7. What is a caricature? … It is what fancy chefs carve from carrots to make them look cute on the plate.

8. What is a misdemeanor? … Oh, this is when you miss a meal and you get hangry and mean.

9. What’s the difference between a blimp and a blip? … These are pastries or doughnuts – the blimp (or blimpy) is the whole one, and the blip is just the middle part which can be sold separately.

10. What is an arctic roll? … This is that huge truck like machine that rolls over the ice rink to smooth it out at hockey games.
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Fibbing Friday – Toony Loons

Fibbing Friday – Toony Loons

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1. Who was the first cartoon character created by Walt Disney?  … I think it was a cockroach because one was crawling around his artist’s easel.
3. What is Stan Lee most known for? … This was the founder of household cleaning products called ‘Stanley Products’ and were sold at home parties.
5. What is the difference between anime and manga? … These are emissions from an exploding volcano – anime is the ash cloud, and manga is the hot lava.
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8. What comic sleuth is often credited with inspiring/predicting the smart watch? … Maxwell Smart – an comic actor on the TV series ‘Get Smart’. His smart phone was in his shoe.
10. Who is Batman? … He is any person either a man or a woman, who owns a mobile battery charging van. They help charge dead batteries.
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13. What is the source of Green Lantern’s power? … Shhhh – don’t tell anyone, but the secret power is one of those florescent glow sticks!
15. What villainous is Dr. Otto Gunter Octavius better known by? … Elmer Fudd aka Doc. At least that’s what Bugs Bunny calls him.
17. Miazaki Hayao is credited with co-founding what animation studio? … The Twilight Zone Studio – those special effects back then were cool.
19. Ponyo is considered to be a Japanese variation of what fairy tale? … The Princess and the Pea?
21. What is the purpose of the website, Cruncyroll.com? … This is where you can place orders of home deliveries of the crunchy kibble type of cat food.
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Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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What is a tie dye … This is a word said a funny way – it means to tidy up the house.

What is a raglan sleeve … A dust cloth made from old clothes.

What is seersucker … This is a lollipop given for payment to a fortune teller who reads your future

What is meant by a dropped waist … Those pounds of fat you get rid of on a diet

What is a yoke collar … It’s the person who talks real fast at an auction – usually it’s a yokel who calls out the bids.

What is meant by pigeon toed … This is a cloned animal – part pig and part toad frog.

How many pleats are in a kilt … Maybe a dozen plates are put inside a kiln to make ceramic dishes

What is bias binding … This is a legal document that has been notarized by a judge – true and binding.

What is velcro … I always thought it was one of those black & white whales – an orca.

What is twill webbing … This is what you do when you go on searches for web sites – ‘a webbing you ’twill go – a webbing you ’twill go’ 🎵

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Fibbing Friday – Creepy Fish

Fibbing Friday – Creepy Fish

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1. How did tartar sauce get its name? … It began with a collision – Two brothers (last name of Tar) bumped into each other in their kitchen. First Bro: You got your pickle in my mayonnaise! … Second Bro: No, you got mayonnaise on my pickle! So they compromised and the condiment was invented and named after them – Tartar sauce!
3. Why is Mardis Gras (aka Shrove Tuesday) also known as Pancake Day? … Because In New Orleans there are lots of French speaking people, and they like crepes, so to make it easier to pronounce they just called it Tuesday Pancake Day.
5. Why do so many people eat fish during Lent? … I don’t know why anyone would want to eat fish, but maybe this one day someone lent them some to try.
7. What is the difference between sushi and sashimi? … Susi and Sashi were mermaids – one a blonde, the other a red-head.
9. What is noodling? … That is what you do when boiling pasta noodles for spaghetti.
11. How do you clean a fish? … You don’t – you don’t like fish, you don’t go fishing, and you certainly don’t give them a bath!
13. What are Swedish fish? … Bad people in Sweden who are internet Trolls.
15. What is a Bishop’s Mitre? … This is where the congregation passes through the doorway detector that identifies who has lice and mites, or other pests.
17. What was the movie, The Shoes of the Fisherman about? … This movie was about a cobbler who made specialty shoes for sportsmen.
19. What is the first day after Lent known as? … Return It Day – because when you lend someone something, you expect it to be returned to you the next day.

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Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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1. What is Jewish penicillin?  … This is a special kind of ink used in old fashioned fountain pens

2. What is crème de menthe? … This is a term used in making ceramic dishes. It happens in the firing process.

3. What is meant by tit for tat? … This is how you count the stitches or knots while making tatted doilies from string. Sorta like macrame.

4. Who said ‘Hail Caesar?’ … That guy that sells salad dressing … oh, what’s his name … Newman’s Own?

5. What is S O P? … These initials are for the old airplane called the Sopwith Camel that Snoopy fought with his doghouse

6. What is an Evergreen? … It’s a company name that refuses to make products from chopped  up trees

7. How many eggs can a peacock lay in its lifetime? … One a year so maybe 4 in total

8. What do trunks and boots have in common? … They are both types of dances – for example when doing a trunk dance you move the upper part of your body, and with the boot type of dance you well … shake your booty!

9. What is a boa? … A short little boat at the fair that children ride.

10. What is tic, tac, toe? … This is a funny thing Pirates yell just before raiding another ship.

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Fibbing Friday – What?

Fibbing Friday – What?

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1. What is Groundhog Day all about? … This is the day that in our part of TX that the wild hog javalinas go running all over the place. They’re dangerous.
3. What is déjà vu? … This is what they call a re-manufacture of a stylish sports car.
5. What is meant by the phrase, “Hindsight is always 20/20”? … haha! This refers to all mothers who say they have eyes in the back of their heads (to always know what trouble their kids are getting into)
7. What are reruns? … Used tires
9. What does it mean to be redundant? … You don’t want to be this, because it means you are in trouble and must go sit in the corner with a dunce hat on.
11. What word describes unnecessary repetition? … stultifying – which is boring and makes you fall asleep
13. What is the name given to TV shows when they are shown again after their original air date? …  New & improved = except they are not.
15. What phrase is used when you you can look back at a situation and clearly see what should have been done? … You ask for a Mullagan – a do over
17. What is the feeling that you have been somewhere or done something before called? … reincarnation
19. What day supposedly determines how long winter will last based on a particular animal seeing or not seeing its shadow? … That would be a caterpillar – if it’s really fuzzy it will be a hard winter. 

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Fibbing Friday – Bogus

Fibbing Friday – Bogus

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1. What are florins, tanners and bobs?  … These are the different parts of a flower.

2. What is Dead Man’s Fingers? … They are a nickname for bare tree branches.

3. What killed the Triffids? … Space Invaders killed the Triffids

My package of Triffids seeds we got when we saw the movie, “Day of the Triffids”

 

4. What’s the difference between a buck and a quid? … Buck is what a horse does to remove a rider, and quid is a baby squid sea creature.

5. How much is an old crown worth?   … If a crown is gold then it’s worth a lot, and if not then diddly squat.

6. What can be known as a ‘Little Gem’? … A car that is reliable. It’s called a Lemon if it breaks down a lot.

7. What is pearl barley? … This is a term used in knitting.

8. Finish the sentence: ‘I came, I saw, I………………..’ … I came, I saw, I took a picture with my phone.

9. Who said ‘Smile, it enhances your face value’? … The orphans in the movie, “Annie” – You’re Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile

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10. Where on the human body is the zygomatic bone found?  … In the ear.

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Fibbing Friday – Politics?

Fibbing Friday – Politics?

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1. What event took place on Wednesday, January 20th, 2021? … It was the day of numbers – 1202021 – which adds up to 8 and 8 = National 8 Days a Week Proclamation.
3. What do Joseph Biden, Warren G. Harding, and James Monroe all have in common? … They all were guitar players in a garage band in their youth.
5. What distinction does James Monroe have that no President since can claim? … Most presidents have brought their pet cat or dog to the office, but Monroe brought his pet duck.
7. Why did George H. W. Bush call George W. Bush, “Quincy”? … Because as a child, GW squinted a lot, and he needed glasses. The nick name stuck.
9. What was historically significant about Queen Elizabeth, II’s coronation? … It was the first time a ceremony like this was televised.
11. Why did King Edward, VIII’s reign not even last a full year? … He got bored with the job, so his brother Henry VIII took over.
13. What event happened during King George, III’s reign that changed his official title? … A UFO sighting.
15. What British figure was known as “The Iron Lady”? … The first steam locomotive that crossed the country.
17. What did Joe Biden do before getting into politics? … Besides playing guitar, he was an award winning surfer.
19. What did Boris Johnson do before becoming Prime Minister? … He dabbled in horticulture, and created a new species of rose which was named after him.

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