Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2022/09/09/fibbing-friday-9th-september/

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Fictional characters or real people, who would you pair the following with? If you wish, you could give your reasons.

1. William Shakespeare … Burger King

2. Donald Trump … Louis Armstrong

3. Margaret Thatcher … Tom Sawyer

4. Peter Piper … Old Mother Hubbard

5. Gordon Ramsay … The Mad Hatter

6. Jessica Rabbit … Marilyn Monroe

7. Boris Johnson … Bullwinkle the Moose

8. Einstein … Frankenstein

9. Wolverine … Punxutawney Phil (the groundhog)

10. Worzle Gummidge. … Gummy Bears candy

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© 2022 BS

Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2022/08/26/fibbing-friday-26th-august/

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1. What is carpal tunnel?

It’s a type of wormhole in space to get to the carpal galaxy.

2. What is tennis elbow?

It’s a fun contraption toy to toss tennis balls for dogs to chase.

3. What is a pulled muscle?

It’s what they serve at those county fair booths, like bar-be-qued pulled pork muscle meat.

4. What is tinnitus?

Ooooh this is one of those tin foil hats people make to ward off bad thoughts and commands.

5. What are crows feet?

This is a measure of distance as in how far can a crow fly.

6. What are hammer toes?

This is a popular group of musician/singers/dancers who perform rap rhymes.

7. What is pink eye?

This is what teenage girls make a pact with each other about a secret they share. Like pinky swear, only they just wear pink eye shadow.

8. What is vertigo?

This is a pledge you take to ‘live clean – go green’.

9. What are cataracts?

They are hilarious circus tricks performed by trained cats.

10. What is swimmer’s ear?

This is what scuba divers wear in their ear to communicate with other divers and also the people on their boat.

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Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2022/08/19/fibbing-friday-19th-august/

 

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1. What is a broom? … The sound a revved up car makes – broom-broom

2. What is a doughnut? … Another name for a life preserver.

3. What is a penny farthing? … A game where the contestants see how far they can toss a penny.

4. What is a blanket? … It’s that little notepad a waitress writes down your order in a restaurant.

5. What is a socket? … This is an inflatable clown toy a kid can punch.

6. What is tapestry? … This is what the maple tree growers do to get syrup from the tree, by tapping.

7. What is e-mail? … This is a category the post office uses to send letters to England.

8. What is a shower? … A person from Missouri USA – their motto is the Show Me State.

9. What is a sandbag? … A term used in card games when you hold back good cards to play later.

10. What is chocolate? … The best food on the planet!  – sorry this is no fib.

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Fibbing Friday

 

Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2022/08/12/fibbing-friday-12th-august/

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More funny definitions for today’s Fibbing Friday. Thanks, Di! 🙂

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1. What are you if you are Mabsoot?  … You are a manager of a men’s clothing store in India.

2. What does it mean to nidificate?  … You procrastinate doing anything.

3. What is a pabouch? … It’s a rare species of baboon with a pouch to carry it’s young.

4. What is quab?  … This is a goopy kind of mud, kind of like quicksand.

5. What is tacenda? … This is a grocery store in Mexico.

6. What does it mean to be ulotrichous? ,,, It means to be a person who gives to charities.

7. What is waftage? … It is a mobile food truck that sells breakfast food like waffles.

8. What does it mean to yaff? … It means you sort of half laugh with a breathy sound.

9. What is to yuke? … It is to grow cucumbers in your vegetable garden. ‘

10. What is zabaglione? … This is when you are going through security at the airport and you stand in the baggage check line.

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Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

Here are the new questions for Fibbing Friday. Thanks, Di! 🙂

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2022/08/05/fibbing-friday-5th-august/

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Note:
This theme is in two parts as there were some great ones to work with so you’ll know what to expect for my next outing in a fortnight!

Ready?

1. What is an abbozzo?

A musical notation for each instrument to play something silly for one minute.

2. What does it mean to absquatulate?

To abstain from doing exercise squats until later.

3. What is a biggin?

Oh, that’s the Lord of the Rings guy – a Hobbit

4. What is a daedalist?

This is the daily grocery list you make.

5. What is gamophobia?

Uh, oh – you’re afraid of legs.

6. What is a holm?

It’s a radio frequency like MHz (megahertz) only for local hometown stations.

7. What is jettatura?

This is a meat you cook on the BBQ – Fajitas + Fish – surf & turf?

8. What is a keffel?

This is a baby buzzard who is learning to fly.

9. What is meant by labtebricole?

This is the concrete slab you put your grill on. You light your charcoal briquettes in the grill. Then you cook your ‘jettatura’.

10. What is a lacuna?

Moonlight … dreamy, silvery moonlight.

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© 2022 BS

Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

Here are the new questions for Fibbing Friday. Thanks, Melanie! 🙂

https://sparksfromacombustiblemind.wordpress.com/2022/07/29/fibbin-friday-7-29-2022-its-all-about-the-food/

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1. Garlic is said to ward off [What] ?  🧄
2. Man does not live by [What] alone? 
3. Fish isn’t everyone’s favorite, because ..?
4. Eat more green and you’ll be lean and ?
5. Over imbibing may invoke the hair of the [what] the next day?
6. Revenge is a dish best served ?  
7. Little Jack Horner stuck his thumb in a Christmas pie and pulled out? 
8. Raw fish is a delicacy when prepared as [What]?   
9. An apple a day does what?   🍏🍎
10. Ice cream is best on a ?

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1. Garlic will keep away door to door salesmen. Just hang a bunch of cloves on the doorknob to repel those pests.

2. Man does not live by a haunted woods alone … unless he is very brave.

3. Fish isn’t everyone’s favorite, because they are scary and creepy and will attack you in the night.

4. Eat more green and you’ll be lean and still hungry, because a bunch of lettuce won’t fill you up.

5. Drink too much and the next day you’ll have really awful bed head hair.

6. Revenge is a dish served to crows and buzzards.

7. Little Jack Horner pulled out a snapping turtle biting his thumb.

8. Raw fish is a bad, bad idea any which way you slice it.

9. An apple a day makes the orchard growers happy.

10. Ice cream is best on a bowl of tomato soup.

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Fibbing Friday – Time to Sleep

Fibbing Friday – Time to Sleep

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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Here are the new questions for Fibbing Friday. Thanks, Melanie! 🙂

https://sparksfromacombustiblemind.wordpress.com/2022/07/15/fibbin-friday-7-15-2022-its-a-snooze/

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Sleepy time   (Fill in the blanks with your most outrageous fibs)

To sleep like a _________  person who is under general anesthesia

Sleep is the best ____________ time to close your eyes

Let sleeping _sickness mosquitos _________ lie

I’m going to __sneeze if I get close to____________ the hay

Sleep like the ____________   hibernating bears

Go to sleep with the __________ hope of good dreams

Catch some ___________ moon beams, bring them home in a jar

Wouldn’t lose a moment’s __trifle ________ over it

Burn the __firecracker__________ at both ends

Sleep with one __ear_________ open

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The Lennon Sisters – Swinging on a Star

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Fibbing Friday

 

Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

Here are the new questions for Fibbing Friday. Thanks, Di! 🙂

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2022/07/08/fibbing-friday-8th-july/

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Collective nouns this week

1. A dynasty of ……………………….. Doodle Bugs 🐞🐞🐞

2. A bevy of …………………………… Bison 🦬🦬🦬

3. A mustering of ……………………… Magicians 🧙🏻🧙🏻🧙🏻

4. A scold of ……………………………. Squirrels 🐿️🐿️🐿️

5. A cast of ………………………………. Candles 🕯️🕯️🕯️

6. A sedge of …………………………… Sled Dogs 🐕🐕🐕

7. A comb of …………………………… Chickens 🐔🐔🐔

8. A pod of …………………………….. Pickled Peppers 🌶️🌶️🌶️

9. A covey of …………………………… Camels 🐪🐪🐪

10. A party of ………………………………… Pandas 🐼🐼🐼

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© 2022 BS

Fibbing Friday

 

Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

Here are the new questions for Fibbing Friday. Thanks, Melanie! 🙂

https://sparksfromacombustiblemind.wordpress.com/2022/07/01/fibbin-friday-the-first-of-july-2022-%f0%9f%8c%9f%e2%9c%a8%f0%9f%8e%87%f0%9f%a7%a8/

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1. What ‘quivered’ like a bowl full of jelly? … all the poor scared dogs and cats who hear fireworks over the weekend.
2. What did the Old Woman in the Shoe treasure most of all? … silence – when her ‘old man’ took all the kids out to the park and supper.
3. If those three mice were blind, how could they make it up the pendulum on that famous clock? … I think they must have those big ears to use sonar, or echolocation to find their way, like bats do.
4. Did Lassie (a boy btw) ever get Timmy out of that darned well?  Clumsiest kid I ever heard of. … Lassie found where he was, so he ran home to bark bark bark until someone came to rescue Timmy.
5. It was round and ripe and red like a cherry…what is it?  … a big ugly clown nose.
6. What did Old McDonald find in his hayloft that he wasn’t expecting to see up there? … a flying pig
7. Did Jack and Jill get whupped (whipped) for spilling that bucket of water? … No, because no one else was there to witness the mishap, and they weren’t telling.
8. Was the moon really made of green cheese or was that kid just stoned a tiny bit? … What kid? I never heard of a kid telling lies like that.
9. Did the fox ever figure out how to get those grapes (in Aesop’s fable?) … He did, but the grapes weren’t happy about it. They were the ‘Grapes of Wrath’.
10. Did Chicken Little have a point when it ran around squawking about the sky falling? … Yes, Chicken Little had insider information. Too bad no one believed him, because when Sky Lab fell out of orbit it smashed them.

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© 2022 BS

Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

Here are the new questions for Fibbing Friday. Thanks, Di! 🙂

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2022/06/24/fibbing-friday-24th-june/

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This week has no theme at all and just a mish mash of silly questions inviting you to give sillier answers.

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1. What is liquid gold?  … This is some kind of furniture polish from the old days.

2. What is housemaid’s knee? … This is a strap on knee pad that construction workers use so they won’t hurt their actual knee.

3. Why is the Eiffel Tower so named? … Because Eiffel sounds like waffle, and the tower kind of looks like a waffle, except really tall.

4. Can elephants swim? … Of course they can because their big ears act as flotation devices.

5. What is a pot hole? … This is a special place where you stash your ‘stuff’.

6. What is a woolly pulley? … A fuzzy worm who predicts the weather.

7. What is a tap washer? … A ‘smart’ laundry machine. You only have to tap it to get it to wash clothes.

8. Why do we have warts on our fingers but corns on our toes? … I don’t know but don’t want either.

9. What is a pendulum? … This is a woman who acts as a midwife, and she writes down her observations.

10. Where will you find a pupil and iris? … You”ll find both at a garden society class. Pupils learn about Iris flowers.

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