Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

Here are the new questions for Fibbing Friday. Thanks, Di! 🙂

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2022/06/24/fibbing-friday-24th-june/

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This week has no theme at all and just a mish mash of silly questions inviting you to give sillier answers.

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1. What is liquid gold?  … This is some kind of furniture polish from the old days.

2. What is housemaid’s knee? … This is a strap on knee pad that construction workers use so they won’t hurt their actual knee.

3. Why is the Eiffel Tower so named? … Because Eiffel sounds like waffle, and the tower kind of looks like a waffle, except really tall.

4. Can elephants swim? … Of course they can because their big ears act as flotation devices.

5. What is a pot hole? … This is a special place where you stash your ‘stuff’.

6. What is a woolly pulley? … A fuzzy worm who predicts the weather.

7. What is a tap washer? … A ‘smart’ laundry machine. You only have to tap it to get it to wash clothes.

8. Why do we have warts on our fingers but corns on our toes? … I don’t know but don’t want either.

9. What is a pendulum? … This is a woman who acts as a midwife, and she writes down her observations.

10. Where will you find a pupil and iris? … You”ll find both at a garden society class. Pupils learn about Iris flowers.

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© 2022 BS

Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2022/06/10/fibbing-friday-10th-june/

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This week has a theme of ‘their other selves’

Here are the new questions for Fibbing Friday. Thanks, Di! 🙂

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1. Who was known as The Iron Lady?

This was the first ever steam locomotive.

2. Who was Diana Prince?

Oh, she was the lady meteorologist who forecast the weather on our local channel a few years ago.

3. Who was She Who Must Be Obeyed?

Mother Nature – Because you don’t fool Mother Nature.

4. Who was The Virgin Queen?

That lady in the tropics who was thrown into a volcano as a sacrifice by natives of her village.

5. Who was Dick Grayson better known as?

A famous jockey who rode the triple crown winner horse back in days of yore.

6. Who was The Forces Sweetheart?

Another name for the tornadoes spawned from a Force 5 Hurricane.

7. Who was Sir Percy Blakeney?

He was one of the original group of men to cross the Antarctic by dogsled.

8. Who was Shirley Crabtree?

A friend of Spongebob Squarepants

9. Who did Arthur Wellesley become known as?

He later became known as Jim Bob Walton – actor on the Walton’s TV show, and also owner of Wal-Mart stores.

10. Who was The Wizard of Menlo Park?

He is a professional street magician, entertaining random passersby.

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© 2022 BS

Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

https://sparksfromacombustiblemind.wordpress.com/2022/06/03/fibbin-friday-6-3-2022/

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Thanks for the fun questions, Melanie!

1. Cool as a?
2. Is that a   [ ? ]  in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
3. Green as?
4. Wet your [what]  ?’
5. Too many [ ? ] spoil what?
6. You can put lipstick on a what, but it will still be a what?
7. O what a tangled web we weave, when first we what?
8. Don’t throw the what out with the what?
9. Many hands make light what?
10. It must be what, because what don’t shake like that!

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Here are my answers:

1. Cool as a … penguin sitting on an ice floe.

2.  Is that a … candy bar in your pocket …

3. Green as … a Granny Smith apple

4. Wet your … potted plant regularly

5. Too many … fish … spoil the oceans, lakes, rivers, ponds with their nastyness

6.  You can put lipstick on … Mr. Potato Head … but it will still be a potato shaped toy.

7. What a tangled web we weave … when we try to untangle Christmas lights.

8. Don’t throw out … the silverware with the plate leftovers, or you’ll soon not have enough knives, forks, or spoons and have to go buy some more. (happens to us all the time)

9. Many hands make light … if you are like ET

10. It must be … an earthquake … because hurricanes don’t shake like that.

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© 2022 BS

 

Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2022/05/27/fibbing-friday-27th-may/

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Thanks for the fun challenge, Di! 🙂

This week has a theme of complete the song title.

 

1. I’ve got you under………………………….. a circus tent for your dog & pony show

2. Hi ho silver…………………………………… bells & cockle shells

3. Anyone who had……………………………. that bad fish should go see your doctor as soon as possible

4. Me and You ………………………………… should be corrected to ‘you and I’

5. Hats off ………………………………………. in the house

6. Everyone’s gone ………………………….. to buy stuff at the yard sales

7. Every Man Must …………………………. have a job

8. You’ll never find another ……………… four leaf clover

9. He ain’t heavy ……………………………. because he’s a stuffed teddy bear

10. I’ll meet you at ……………………………. Starbucks

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© 2022 BS

Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

Thanks for the fun questions, Melanie! 🙂

https://sparksfromacombustiblemind.wordpress.com/2022/05/20/fibbin-friday-5-20-2022/

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1. What’s behind the 8 ball? … an answer to your question pops up – yes, no, maybe, etc.
2. What’s up the creek? … more water and probably bugs and fish
3. What is hanging when one says, “Hang ten”? … you are hanging clothes out on the line to dry
4. What size pole is it that you wouldn’t touch someone with? … probably a 100
5. How do you feel when you’re on cloud nine? … floaty and cold because clouds are misty water vapor
6. What does “at sixes and sevens” mean? … It’s some kind of games with dice and cards
7. Do you take five? … Sometimes I take 5 minutes to put my make up on.
8. Which sport is referenced when the term “four bagger” is used? … umm name some sport, ok – boxing?
9. How many rings in the circus? ,,, well, nobody has ever counted them, but probably a lot of people are wearing rings on their fingers
10. What is the loneliest number? … zero because it’s nothing unless another number is there, too.

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© 2022 BS

Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

Thanks for the fun questions, Di! 🙂

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2022/05/13/fibbing-friday-13th-may/

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As today is the only Friday 13^th in 2022, how about changing some superstitions?
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1. How many years bad luck do you get if you break a mirror?

13 years for Breaking & Entering

2. What shouldn’t you walk under?

A bridge – bats roost there and their droppings could land on your head.

3. Why are black cats crossing your path considered unlucky?

Black cats are sweet kitties, and bring NO bad luck

4. Why do we ‘knock on wood’?

To confuse the Devil

5. Why are horseshoes considered lucky?

They are made of iron and strong

6. Why do we cross our fingers for good luck?

It’s good ju-ju to counteract a bad omen

7. Why is 13 considered an unlucky number?

It’s because 13 is an odd number

8. On the other hand, why is 7 considered lucky?

Seven (7) is also an odd number, but prettier than 13

9. What is signified by itchy hands?

You’ve just got really chapped hands and need lotion

10. Why should you not put shoes on the table?

Oh gross! Never put shoes on a table as they have probably stepped

in nasty stuff – lots of germs!

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Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️

© 2022 BS

Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2022/05/06/fibbing-friday-de-ja-vu/

Thanks for the fun questions, Di! 🙂

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1. What did the couch say to the toilet? 
2. What caused the last traffic jam in town?
3. What really powers the Internet?
4. What is really between Trump’s ears?
5. What is in the heart of Africa?
6. What was the last meal eaten in the Garden of Eden?
7. Who built the pyramids in the Yucatan?
8. What is the highest form of flattery?
9. Speakeasies were not secret bars, what were they?
10. Alcatraz isn’t a prison, what is it really?
11. What is in hamburger?
12. What is the real question and answer to number #12?

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What did the couch say to the toilet?  … I love big butts, don’t you?

What caused the last traffic jam in town? … The highway department’s awful road building blueprints.

What really powers the Internet? … Thousands of tiny mice scurrying around behind the scenes

What is really between Trump’s ears? … foul, nasty, horrible thoughts

What is in the heart of Africa? … A Meerkat Colony

What was the last meal eaten in the Garden of Eden? … Apple pie

Who built the pyramids in the Yucatan… Ancient aliens from another universe

What is the highest form of flattery? … Being a copycat of someone … but I don’t really agree at all

Speakeasies were not secret bars, what were they? … Classes for learning foreign languages

Alcatraz isn’t a prison, what is it really? … A beautiful butterfly forest

What is in hamburger? … Some people like to put cheese in the middle of two patties, or steak sauce.

What is the real question and answer to number #12? … Q = Who let the dogs out? A = woof woof woof

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© 2022 BS

Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2022/04/29/fibbing-friday-29th-april/

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Thanks for the fun questions this week, Di!

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1. According to the song, what colour is love?

… Blue, as in the song L’amor est bleu

2. Who sang about a Green Door?

… The Jolly Green Giant

3. What colour ribbon is used to adorn old oak trees?

… Purple – it goes good with green

4. What colour is associated with Lily?

… Yellow for being a coward, as in Lily Livered Coward

5. Who had 99 Red Balloons?

… The cartoon guy in the “Up” movie

6. Black is Black, but what did he want back?

… His black VW beetle bug car – it was a classic

7. What colour was the People Eater?

… He changed color like a chameleon lizard and took on whatever color his dinner was

8. What colour is Bing’s Christmas?

… Bing cherries are a deep red color

9. Godley and Creme didn’t want to be under your …………. what?

… Nobody wants to be under your bathroom cabinet – it’s dark and moist

10. Brown Sugar was a massive hit for which group?

… The Mighty Molasses Marching Band

 

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© 2022 BS

Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2022/04/22/fibbing-friday-april-22nd-2022/

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1. Finish the quote: One of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s most famous lines is, “I’ll be…”  … A monkey’s uncle.
3. Finish the song title: One of Randy Newman’s best known songs is “Why Can’t We…” … Have chocolate pie for desert.
5. Twilight wasn’t about a teenage girl who falls in love with a vampire. What was it about? … Looking for UFO’s in the night sky
7. What made Blade different from the vampires he hunted?  … He was an expert gardener.
9. In what movie did Billy Crystal play a character named, Miracle Max?  … The Day of the Triffids.
11. The Goonies wasn’t about a group of kids searching for a lost treasure. What was it about? … A trip around the world on a sailboat.
13. What was name of the character than Alan Rickman played in the first movie that he starred in? … Mr. Tambourine Man.
15. In The Professional, who does Natalie Portman’s character shoot with a paint pellet?  … Nobody
17. The Phantom of the Opera isn’t about a disfigured man who terrorizes a Paris opera house. What is it about? … A haunted castle

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© 2022 BS

Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2022/03/25/fibbing-friday-march-25th-2022/

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1. appendix  … This is the French word for Apple Pie with ice cream on top.
2. bladder  … Sorry to say but this is one of the most poisonous snakes ever – the Black Adder.
3. duodenum … This is two pairs of blue jeans the same style. When you find the perfect ones that fit, you buy extra (duo denim)
4. varicose … When out on a date you tend to sit together really close or vericose, like that.
5. vein … A short form of saying Vienna Sausages.
6. artery … This is a hideaway retreat for an art colony so they have privacy when creating.
7. influenza … It’s when you have to call in a chimney sweep to clear out the flue.
8. pneumonia … It was going to be a new state in the US – New Monia, but was never accepted.
9. phalanges … This was pretty cool – back in the Pharaoh times, it was an expensive lounge couch decorated with rare jewels.
10. humerus … In old time western saloons you’d find at least one humerus spittoon for spitting your tobacco into.

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© 2022 BS