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Fibbing Friday

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Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2021/06/25/fibbing-friday-june-25th-2021/

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  1. What was the big deal about Fibber McGee’s closet? … I think he was a liar/fibber when he said there were no ‘skeletons’ in his closet. There were lots of them he wanted to keep secret.
  2. What’s the difference between a hoarder and a collector? … A hoarder keeps sheep and has a sheepdog to herd/hoard them. A collector comes by twice a week to collect the garbage.
  3. What was the intended initial purpose for the website, eBay? … To present a forum for people to discuss their boats.
  4. What is meant by the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”? … When you go treasure hunting you have to dig up a lot of trash before you find any treasure of the ancient cities.
  5. What is the significance of “file 13”? … It is a ‘hush-hush’ organization dealing with UFOs.
  6. What does it mean to “86” something? … It’s a sporting term used in football. When you get the 86 signal you go knock someone down.
  7. What displays when you enter an invalid web address into a web browser? … You get a big ? question mark, because the computer is as confused as you are.
  8. What does the “www” at the front of Internet addresses stand for? … We Want Whiskey
  9. What does HTML do?  … It’s used on the computer to round up all the local hotel/motel listings and vacancies.
  10. What is the purpose of CSS? … When you’re texting and you want to use a curse/cuss word but you shorten it to CSS.

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Fibbing Friday – It’s Getting Hot

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Fibbing Friday – It’s Getting Hot

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2021/06/18/fibbing-friday-18th-june/

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1. What is meant by a break in the weather? … This means the weather person on TV breaks into a show to announce that your area is under a severe weather alert.

2. Why does thunder clap? … It’s showing appreciation for the lightning show in the sky.

3. What is a heat wave? … That is when you see those wavy lines mirage on the road ahead of you in hot weather.

4. What are hot pants?  … When your dog gets overheated he pants a lot.

5. Who or what is canned heat? … This is a tin of spiced peaches.

6. Who sang ‘The heat is on’? … The people who roast Hatch New Mexico chile peppers – a hot job in the heat which gives you a hot mouth when you eat the peppers.

7. Where will you find hot air? … The planet Venus.

8. Who starred in the film Heat? … The gecko lizard who sells insurance on TV

9. Who or what is Hot Gossip? … This is another way to say you want some hot chocolate to sip.

10. What is a hot toddy? … This is a hot stuffed bear named Toddy as he comes out of the dryer. Not to be confused with the ‘wet teddy bear’ that comes out of the washing machine.

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Fibbing Friday

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Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2021/06/04/fibbing-friday-4th-june/

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Complete the following popular proverbs or sayings in your own personal style please!

1. A stitch in time saves…………………………………….. your underwear from falling down

2. Too many cooks……………………………………………. means there will be arguments about recipes

3. Many hands make…………………………………………. a really tall horse

4. A bird in the hand ……………………………………….. always lays a golden egg

5. Actions speak louder……………………………………….  when you’re yodeling a song in the mountains

6. All that glitters……………………………………………… is usually sharp, giving you a nasty cut

7. People in glass houses…………………………………… should buy some curtains

8. Fools rush in ……………………………………………….. because someone is chasing them

9. Don’t count your chickens …………………………….. because they don’t like to be counted and will peck you

10. Give them an inch………………………………………… and a pinch, with a winch, on a bench with a finch

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Fibbing Friday

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Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2021/05/28/fibbing-friday-may-28th-2021/

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  1. sphincter  … An Egyptian tourist attraction
  2. phalanges … A small tributary stream of the river Langes
  3. rectum … A gym rec (recreation) center where you use body building exercise machines
  4. varicose … A mash-up of the words very/close, as heard in the south.
  5. aorta … A dab of leftover food, better known as just an ‘ort’.
  6. vein … Old timey prospectors are lucky to find a rich vein of minerals such as gold in the mountains.
  7. artery … A picturesque hide-away where artists form a colony to paint in private.
  8. alveolus … This is the center seed of an avocado.
  9. bacteria … This is the back room of a cafeteria restaurant’s kitchen.
  10. virus … A club for women named Vi. Their logo says Vi ‘R’ Us

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Fibbing Friday TV ads

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Fibbing Friday TV ads

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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TV/Advertising slogans this week. You all probably know the real answers, but what could they have advertised or referred to……………………… ?

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1. You either love it or hate it. … Hair dye – you never know when you finish coloring your hair if you’ll love it or hate it.

2. They said you want to ‘Splash it all over’ … Milk – you’ve heard of having a milk bath, haven’t you. It does a body good.Click to view

 

3. Why have cotton when you can have silk? … Underwear made of silk is much more comfortable than if they are made of cotton.

4. ‘Because you’re worth it ‘ … You should splurge and buy a luxury automobile, instead of a sedate sedan.

5. ‘It does exactly what it says on the tin……..’  …  Caution! It says do not eat food from the tin – it will poison you!

6. What ‘Gives you wings’? … If you are a baby bird, you mama & papa bird gave you wings.

7. Where will you find an ‘awful lot of coffee’? … On the Island of Java

8. What is ‘Any time, any place, anywhere……… ?’ … This is the motto of the Post Office

9. What is soft, strong, and very ,very long? … An anteater’s tongue. Click to view

10. Name the product where ‘A little dab’ll do ya’ … Whipped cream in a can – but most people want more than a little dab of it.

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© 2021 BS

Fibbing Friday

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Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2021/05/14/fibbing-friday-may-14th-2021/

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  1. What exactly is a “rhetorical question?”  … This is a question concerning all things retro – history.
  2. What is meant by a “hair’s breadth”?  … This is when you have flyaway static hair, and you blow it off your face with a puff of air.
  3. How long is a “New York minute”?  … Probably the time it takes to cook a ‘minute’ steak on the stove.
  4. What does it mean to “fly by the seat of your pants”?  … It means you’re on a carnival ride.
  5. What does “by the skin of your teeth” mean? … That’s the nasty stuff that coats your teeth when you fail to brush them regularly.
  6. What are “the dog days of summer”? … These are fun holidays for our dogs – kinda like Christmas for dogs.
  7. What does it mean to “go ’round Robin Hood’s barn“?  … This phrase means to keep a deep dark secret & never tell.
  8. What does it mean when a project “gets the green light”? … This means something has been sterilized with ultra-violet light, but green.
  9. What does it mean to “eighty-six” something?  … Well, it means you’ve pulled the slot machine handle 86 times before winning a jack pot.
  10. What or where exactly is “file thirteen”?  … This is a manicurist’s term for filing fingernails.

Fibbing Friday

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Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2021/05/07/fibbing-friday-7th-may/

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1. What is a menagerie?  … This is a mannequin modeling men’s clothes at a store.

2. What is Victoria’s Secret? … She knows what the Fox says.

3. What is the secret of The Black Magic Box? … The Black Magic Woman stole all the Black Magic Markers from the box.

4. What do hurricanes, tornadoes and mosquitoes have in common? … They all buzz and bite.

5. What do Merlin and a Griffin have in common? … They were both hosts of a couple of  B & W TV shows from the 1950s.

6. Complete this famous trio: Sooty, Sweep and …………………….. Cecil the Seasick Sea Monster

7. Who are the Telly Tubbies? … Brightly colored plastic toys for children to play with in the bath tub.

8. Why are Hymns not called Hers? … Discrimination

9. Whose signature logo is The Whopper? … A company that makes frozen fish sticks

10. What is skiffle? … A skiffle is a blend of pancakes and waffles.

 

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Fibbing Friday – Silly Stuff

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Fibbing Friday – Silly Stuff

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2021/03/26/fibbing-friday-26th-march/

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Di says:

I’m trying something a little different this week as all of my questions are a breed of dog.
The challenge is, if you did not know they were canines, how would you define or describe each of them?

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1. What is a huskador?  … One of those Mexican wrestling guys who wear masks and silly costumes

2. What is a cavapoo? … Yuck – this is bat guano in a cave – watch where you’re stepping!

3. What is a chorkie? … This is a cork stopper on a wine bottle

4. What is a lollie? … This is what is called relaxing on the beach getting a suntan.

5. What is a dorkie? .. This is what you holler while playing a game while traveling in a car … when you see a ugly car

6. What is a springador? … This is how the Spring season happens every year – like a revolving door between good weather and then back to snow

7. What is a scottie? … This is that guy on Star Trek – I forget what character he played, but his name was Scottie

8. What is a puggle? … This is a magical creature that was highly esteemed by the ‘muggles’ in the Harry Potter books.

9. What is a pekalier … This is an old fashioned electric coffee maker.

10. What is a schnappy? … Ewww – these are stinky baby diapers

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Fibbing Friday – It Is What It Is

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Fibbing Friday – It Is What It Is

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2021/03/12/fibbing-friday-12th-march-2021/

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1. Who, or what, is will o’ the wisp? … I believe this is the name of a new furniture polish.

2. What is a noggin? … It’s a party – called a ‘Nog- In’ like a ‘Sit-In’.  They drink a lot of egg nog.

3. What is a bobbin? … This is a game you play at Halloween – bobbin for apples.

4. What are otherwise known as crows feet? … This is a measure of distance, for example it takes 21 crows feet to walk from the living room to the kitchen.

5. What is jerky? … This is a cross breed animal between a jack ass and a monkey – and it’s not pretty.

6. What is aplomp? … This is a high end kind of dish washing sponge.

7. What is a caricature? … It is what fancy chefs carve from carrots to make them look cute on the plate.

8. What is a misdemeanor? … Oh, this is when you miss a meal and you get hangry and mean.

9. What’s the difference between a blimp and a blip? … These are pastries or doughnuts – the blimp (or blimpy) is the whole one, and the blip is just the middle part which can be sold separately.

10. What is an arctic roll? … This is that huge truck like machine that rolls over the ice rink to smooth it out at hockey games.
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Fibbing Friday

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Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

 

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2021/02/12/fibbing-friday-12th-february/

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1. What is Jewish penicillin?  … This is a special kind of ink used in old fashioned fountain pens

2. What is crème de menthe? … This is a term used in making ceramic dishes. It happens in the firing process.

3. What is meant by tit for tat? … This is how you count the stitches or knots while making tatted doilies from string. Sorta like macrame.

4. Who said ‘Hail Caesar?’ … That guy that sells salad dressing … oh, what’s his name … Newman’s Own?

5. What is S O P? … These initials are for the old airplane called the Sopwith Camel that Snoopy fought with his doghouse

6. What is an Evergreen? … It’s a company name that refuses to make products from chopped  up trees

7. How many eggs can a peacock lay in its lifetime? … One a year so maybe 4 in total

8. What do trunks and boots have in common? … They are both types of dances – for example when doing a trunk dance you move the upper part of your body, and with the boot type of dance you well … shake your booty!

9. What is a boa? … A short little boat at the fair that children ride.

10. What is tic, tac, toe? … This is a funny thing Pirates yell just before raiding another ship.

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