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Fibbing Friday

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Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2021/05/14/fibbing-friday-may-14th-2021/

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  1. What exactly is a “rhetorical question?”  … This is a question concerning all things retro – history.
  2. What is meant by a “hair’s breadth”?  … This is when you have flyaway static hair, and you blow it off your face with a puff of air.
  3. How long is a “New York minute”?  … Probably the time it takes to cook a ‘minute’ steak on the stove.
  4. What does it mean to “fly by the seat of your pants”?  … It means you’re on a carnival ride.
  5. What does “by the skin of your teeth” mean? … That’s the nasty stuff that coats your teeth when you fail to brush them regularly.
  6. What are “the dog days of summer”? … These are fun holidays for our dogs – kinda like Christmas for dogs.
  7. What does it mean to “go ’round Robin Hood’s barn“?  … This phrase means to keep a deep dark secret & never tell.
  8. What does it mean when a project “gets the green light”? … This means something has been sterilized with ultra-violet light, but green.
  9. What does it mean to “eighty-six” something?  … Well, it means you’ve pulled the slot machine handle 86 times before winning a jack pot.
  10. What or where exactly is “file thirteen”?  … This is a manicurist’s term for filing fingernails.

Fibbing Friday

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Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2021/05/07/fibbing-friday-7th-may/

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1. What is a menagerie?  … This is a mannequin modeling men’s clothes at a store.

2. What is Victoria’s Secret? … She knows what the Fox says.

3. What is the secret of The Black Magic Box? … The Black Magic Woman stole all the Black Magic Markers from the box.

4. What do hurricanes, tornadoes and mosquitoes have in common? … They all buzz and bite.

5. What do Merlin and a Griffin have in common? … They were both hosts of a couple of  B & W TV shows from the 1950s.

6. Complete this famous trio: Sooty, Sweep and …………………….. Cecil the Seasick Sea Monster

7. Who are the Telly Tubbies? … Brightly colored plastic toys for children to play with in the bath tub.

8. Why are Hymns not called Hers? … Discrimination

9. Whose signature logo is The Whopper? … A company that makes frozen fish sticks

10. What is skiffle? … A skiffle is a blend of pancakes and waffles.

 

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Fibbing Friday – Silly Stuff

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Fibbing Friday – Silly Stuff

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2021/03/26/fibbing-friday-26th-march/

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Di says:

I’m trying something a little different this week as all of my questions are a breed of dog.
The challenge is, if you did not know they were canines, how would you define or describe each of them?

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1. What is a huskador?  … One of those Mexican wrestling guys who wear masks and silly costumes

2. What is a cavapoo? … Yuck – this is bat guano in a cave – watch where you’re stepping!

3. What is a chorkie? … This is a cork stopper on a wine bottle

4. What is a lollie? … This is what is called relaxing on the beach getting a suntan.

5. What is a dorkie? .. This is what you holler while playing a game while traveling in a car … when you see a ugly car

6. What is a springador? … This is how the Spring season happens every year – like a revolving door between good weather and then back to snow

7. What is a scottie? … This is that guy on Star Trek – I forget what character he played, but his name was Scottie

8. What is a puggle? … This is a magical creature that was highly esteemed by the ‘muggles’ in the Harry Potter books.

9. What is a pekalier … This is an old fashioned electric coffee maker.

10. What is a schnappy? … Ewww – these are stinky baby diapers

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© 2021 BS

Fibbing Friday – It Is What It Is

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Fibbing Friday – It Is What It Is

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2021/03/12/fibbing-friday-12th-march-2021/

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1. Who, or what, is will o’ the wisp? … I believe this is the name of a new furniture polish.

2. What is a noggin? … It’s a party – called a ‘Nog- In’ like a ‘Sit-In’.  They drink a lot of egg nog.

3. What is a bobbin? … This is a game you play at Halloween – bobbin for apples.

4. What are otherwise known as crows feet? … This is a measure of distance, for example it takes 21 crows feet to walk from the living room to the kitchen.

5. What is jerky? … This is a cross breed animal between a jack ass and a monkey – and it’s not pretty.

6. What is aplomp? … This is a high end kind of dish washing sponge.

7. What is a caricature? … It is what fancy chefs carve from carrots to make them look cute on the plate.

8. What is a misdemeanor? … Oh, this is when you miss a meal and you get hangry and mean.

9. What’s the difference between a blimp and a blip? … These are pastries or doughnuts – the blimp (or blimpy) is the whole one, and the blip is just the middle part which can be sold separately.

10. What is an arctic roll? … This is that huge truck like machine that rolls over the ice rink to smooth it out at hockey games.
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© 2021 BS

Fibbing Friday

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Fibbing Friday

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

To join in this weekly challenge, and see other entries, just click the link below:

 

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2021/02/12/fibbing-friday-12th-february/

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1. What is Jewish penicillin?  … This is a special kind of ink used in old fashioned fountain pens

2. What is crème de menthe? … This is a term used in making ceramic dishes. It happens in the firing process.

3. What is meant by tit for tat? … This is how you count the stitches or knots while making tatted doilies from string. Sorta like macrame.

4. Who said ‘Hail Caesar?’ … That guy that sells salad dressing … oh, what’s his name … Newman’s Own?

5. What is S O P? … These initials are for the old airplane called the Sopwith Camel that Snoopy fought with his doghouse

6. What is an Evergreen? … It’s a company name that refuses to make products from chopped  up trees

7. How many eggs can a peacock lay in its lifetime? … One a year so maybe 4 in total

8. What do trunks and boots have in common? … They are both types of dances – for example when doing a trunk dance you move the upper part of your body, and with the boot type of dance you well … shake your booty!

9. What is a boa? … A short little boat at the fair that children ride.

10. What is tic, tac, toe? … This is a funny thing Pirates yell just before raiding another ship.

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© 2021 BS

 

Fibbing Friday – What?

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Fibbing Friday – What?

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2021/02/05/fibbing-friday-february-5th-2021/

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  1. What is Groundhog Day all about? … This is the day that in our part of TX that the wild hog javalinas go running all over the place. They’re dangerous. Click to view
  2. What is déjà vu? … This is what they call a re-manufacture of a stylish sports car.
  3. What is meant by the phrase, “Hindsight is always 20/20”? … haha! This refers to all mothers who say they have eyes in the back of their heads (to always know what trouble their kids are getting into)
  4. What are reruns? … Used tires
  5. What does it mean to be redundant? … You don’t want to be this, because it means you are in trouble and must go sit in the corner with a dunce hat on.
  6. What word describes unnecessary repetition? … stultifying – which is boring and makes you fall asleep
  7. What is the name given to TV shows when they are shown again after their original air date? …  New & improved = except they are not.
  8. What phrase is used when you you can look back at a situation and clearly see what should have been done? … You ask for a Mullagan – a do over Click to view
  9. What is the feeling that you have been somewhere or done something before called? … reincarnation
  10. What day supposedly determines how long winter will last based on a particular animal seeing or not seeing its shadow? … That would be a caterpillar – if it’s really fuzzy it will be a hard winter.  Click to view

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© 2021 BS

Fibbing Friday – Bogus

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Fibbing Friday – Bogus

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2021/01/29/fibbing-friday-29th-january/

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1. What are florins, tanners and bobs?  … These are the different parts of a flower.

2. What is Dead Man’s Fingers? … They are a nickname for bare tree branches.

3. What killed the Triffids? … Space Invaders killed the Triffids

My package of Triffids seeds we got when we saw the movie, “Day of the Triffids”

 

4. What’s the difference between a buck and a quid? … Buck is what a horse does to remove a rider, and quid is a baby squid sea creature.

5. How much is an old crown worth?   … If a crown is gold then it’s worth a lot, and if not then diddly squat.

6. What can be known as a ‘Little Gem’? … A car that is reliable. It’s called a Lemon if it breaks down a lot.

7. What is pearl barley? … This is a term used in knitting.

8. Finish the sentence: ‘I came, I saw, I………………..’ … I came, I saw, I took a picture with my phone.

9. Who said ‘Smile, it enhances your face value’? … The orphans in the movie, “Annie” – You’re Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile

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10. Where on the human body is the zygomatic bone found?  … In the ear.

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© 2020 BS

Fibbing Friday – Ten Tall Tales?

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Fibbing Friday – Ten Tall Tales? 

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2020/11/13/fibbing-friday-november-13th-2020/

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  1. What is the Battle of Little Big Horn better known as? … BOB – This was a contest – a battle of the bands – where the marching band challenged the stage band  in order to win a prize.
  2. Who wrote the Gettysburg Address? … It was the U S Postal Service who assigned numerical addresses to houses in each neighborhood. Gettysburg was one of the sub-divisions.
  3. Who said, “And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country.”? … It was the advertising person for a chain of Homestyle Country Cooking restaurants, who came up with this slogan.
  4. What happened at the Bay of Pigs in April of 1961? … haha – this happened to be the first annual swine washing day in the bay. Everyone likes a clean pig.
  5. What does the Cold-War acronym, SALT stand for? … Stand Around Loitering Today
  6. What was Abraham Lincoln’s profession before entering into politics? … He was proficient in whittling wooden toys and invented Lincoln Logs.
  7. Why did George Washington refuse to run for a third term as President of the United States? … He was fed up with politics by then, and just wanted to spend his remaining years of life taking it easy.
  8. What are the first ten amendments to the United States Constitution better known as? … The pee-esses – P S – postscripts
  9. Who has the largest signature on the Declaration of Independence? … The one who used the regular size magic marker rather than the fine point.
  10. What is the significance of Plymouth Rock? … This rock was so sturdy, it begat the name of a fine line of automobiles that were large and sturdy, too.

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© 2020 BS

Fibbing Friday – British Bits

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Fibbing Friday – British Bits

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This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/11/06/fibbing-friday-6th-november/

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I have no idea what any of these question are about, so maybe these are real lies, maybe not? haha

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1. Who met for the first time at The Duck and Drake Inn in London on May 20th 1604? …  Ye olde poultry farmers association met here.

2. Why was the opening of Parliament delayed from July to November the following year?  … There was a powdered wig shortage. .

3. Who used the name John Johnson as an alias? … The president of a denim fabric manufacturing company They made blue jeans called John’s Jeans.

4. Why did the Gunpowder Plot fail? … Well, the fireworks extravaganza went up in smoke right before the display.

5. Who designed the iconic Guy Fawkes mask? …  A select, secret tribe in the jungles of the rain forest.

6. Why are the cellars of the Palace of Westminster inspected before Parliament opens? … To make sure there is enough imported wine for the festivities.

7. What do MacBeth and the Gunpowder Plot have in common? …  Oh, he was the pyrotechnic genius who created the fireworks designs.

8. Where will you find Guy Fawkes Island? … You’ll find that island off the coast of Africa in the never-never land of Zanzibar.

9. Who was on the throne at the time of the Gunpowder Plot? …  MacBeth was in the loo reading the newspaper at the time, so that’s why the fireworks fizzled out.

10. How did Guy Fawkes die? … The parliament deemed him a danger to the public, so sent him into outer space on a giant firework rocket and it exploded.

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Fibbing Friday – Messed Up

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Fibbing Friday – Messed Up

 

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

Find out more at the link found below.

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/06/05/fibbing-friday-5th-june/

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Below are 10 questions, the answers to which are entirely up to you.
The idea though is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly or even outrageous in your response as long as you evade the truth (or maybe bend it a little).

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The questions & my answers:

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1. What is the difference between Biweekly and a Fortnight?  … You see, it begins during the day time at the equator, and by the time you get all the way around the world, it’s night time.

2. How much oil would your lantern need to last a fortnight?  … Quaker State 30 weight will do the trick.

3. If you spent a fortnight in Paris, what would you see? … You would soon see your suitcases filled up with souvenirs to take back home.

4. What’s the difference between a microchip and a micro chip?    … One is a spying device and the other is a tiny potato.


5. What’s brown, shiny and sizzles? …  That would be a sausage.


6. How is the best way to make lemonade? …  You can make lemonade by washing your clothes in lemon scented detergent. When it is dripping wet, that is lemonade.


7. How many types of coke are there? …  There are a lot of types of coke. One, for example, is the result of smelting iron. Oh, but that’s true … let’s see … there are 50 ways to leave your lover? … no?  ummm – probably a lot of coke types. Yeah, let’s go with that answer.


8. Why was a sundae glass so named?  … A sundae glass is named that because 50 monkeys can’t be wrong.


9. What is hellsapoppin? … Hellsapoppin is popcorn flavored with chili peppers.


10.What did the Knights of the Round Table do during the day? … Knights of the Round Table played ping pong on a rectangle table by day.

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My added on questions – Why is this post looking messed up? True answer = I couldn’t get the boldface type to go off, and also the italic one was on, too. Sorry! 🙂

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