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Fibbing Friday – Q & A

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Fibbing Friday – Q & A

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

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  1. What are the halls of Montezuma?

*** A line of porta-potties. Montezuma gets his revenge at the most inconvenient times.

  1. What happened on the shores of Tripoli?

*** Nude sun bathing.

  1. What is a caisson?

*** A yummy meal like a quesadilla, made with bison meat and lots of cheese.

  1. Veterans Day is on a fixed date (always November 11th), but Memorial Day is on a specific day (always the last Monday of May). Why?

*** Why not? Two different remembrance days – two different months.

  1. How did US Marines get the nickname, Jarheads?

*** Because in the Archie comics, the name Jughead was already taken.

  1. How did the term, Dogface become a nickname for someone in the US Infantry?

*** Because dogs have cute faces.

  1. Why was the Sherman tank so named?

*** Because the person who invented the tank was a big guy with the name of Sherman.

  1. What is “Old Ironsides”?

*** Old Ironsides is an old TV show.

  1. What was Custer’s Last Stand all about?

*** It was the last of the chain of custard shops they built.

  1. Why are air-to-air battles called dogfights?

*** Because dogs who are fighting always leap up into the air.

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© 2019 BS

Fibbing Friday Q & A

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Fibbing Friday – Q & A

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2019/09/27/fibbing-friday-27th-september-2019/

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These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

The instructions you can find at the link above.

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The Questions:

1. What is an earwig?

When people get old, hair tends to grow out of their ears, most times … but some need a little help with an ear wig.

2. Do echoes get frustrated hearing themselves all the time?

The mountain Echoes tribe are ancient beings, with their own strange language.Sometimes Echoes say their own words to scare the people who are hollering. They think it’s fun.

3. A stitch in time may save nine, but what happens if you haven’t got a needle?

You use skin glue if you don’t have a needle and thread. Works just as good.

4. What is the truth about cats and dogs?

The truth is, they spy on us. They are always watching and listening, and they gossip about us with their dog & cat friends.

 

5. Why do they call it a hairpin bend?

Because the hair bands of the rock world were all the rage back in the 80s. Their posters were pinned up on lots of bedroom walls.

6. What is toad in the hole?

Reminds me of a joke from this morning … What do frogs wear in the summertime?  – Open-toad shoes!

7. What are the bear necessities?

Charmin toilet paper, for sure.

8. What is hopscotch?

Hopscotch is a drink combination, made of hops and scotch whiskey.

9. Maggie may and Prudence is dear, but what is Simon?

The judge on American Idol TV show.

10. What are skinny jeans?

They are blue jeans that have been shrunk in the dryer. No one likes this to happen.
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© 2019 BS

A Late Fibbing Friday 13th – Q & A

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A Late Fibbing Friday 13th  – Q & A

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These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

The instructions you can find at the link below.

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2019/09/13/fibbing-friday-13th-september-2019/

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These are the questions:

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If flower seeds give us flowers and tomato seeds give us tomatoes, what does bird seed give us?
2. How do you make a cat flap?
3. Why is Friday 13th considered unlucky?
4. When is the Witching Hour?
5. Are familiars always cats?
6. Where did McDonald’s originate?
7. What was the first thing Sleeping Beauty said when roused from sleep by her prince?
8. What’s the difference between a sink and a basin?
9. Why does the wind howl?
10. Why do we say swinging the lead?
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These are my silly and wrong answers:

  1. When you plant a bird seed, you will be surprised to see what hatches out. Bird seeds hold the DNA of pterodactyls.
  2. You make a cat flap by giving him dance lessons.
  3. Some say Friday 13th is unlucky, but it was a a good movie and made lots of money.
  4. The Witching Hour is when you take a forked switch from a tree and go divining water. It takes about an hour to find some. I’ve tried this and it works!
  5. Familiars aren’t always cats. Habits can be familiars, too. If you have a bad/good habit, you’re probably pretty familiar with it.
  6. Well, McDonald’s originated way back on the farm. He sang E I E I O, and presto, McDonald’s farm was on the map!
  7. Sleeping Beauty woke up to see Prince Charming and said – ‘Not now, honey”.
  8. A sink and a basin are different as night and day. A sink is a lizard, and a basin is a buffalo. Oh, wait – a skink is a sink?
  9. The wind howls because that is in it’s job description.
  10. Swinging the lead? Singing the lead? Leading the sing a long? England Swings? Lead the parade? Just guessing, you see. 🙂

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© 2019 BS

Fibbing Friday Q & A

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Fibbing Friday Q & A

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These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

The instructions you can find at the link below.

https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2019/09/06/fibbing-friday-september-6th-2019/

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The Questions:

  1. What’s at the core of a baseball?
  2. Why do leaves change color in autumn?
  3. Why are some superstitions called “old wive’s tales”?
  4. What is Labor Day all about?
  5. Why do schools traditionally stop classes during summer?
  6. Why is US football played in autumn?
  7. Why is the World Series championship awarded to the team that wins 4 out of 7 games rather than just which team wins 1 game?
  8. Why is football called soccer in the US?
  9. Why are bachelor degrees so named?
  10. Why are there no holidays in August?

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My silly answers:

  1. Since the baseball is a mini version of the world, the core/center holds the secret to why we are here in the world. When people hit the baseball, they are trying to split it open to find out the secret. So far no one has been able to split the ball open.
  2. Leaves change color in autumn because all the children in the summer time have spilled gallons of kool-aid on the ground around the trees. The trees soak up all the cherry red, and lemon yellow, and orange orange colors of the kool-aid, so their leaves turn pretty & sweet.
  3. Superstitions are called ‘old wives tales’ because they are old enough to think up silly things to scare people. Young wives are too busy with their new husband and maybe some kids, to sit around thinking up scary warnings.
  4. Labor Day is all about Yad Robal, which is a new computer language. It’s a fad that is sweeping the world.
  5. Schools stop classes in the summer time because everyone has to go hide from the migration of the cicadas.
  6. U S football is played in autumn because when those big football players crash into each other it usually smashes some cicadas, helping to get rid of them.
  7. You lost me on that question with all the numbers. Don’t know – don’t care.
  8. Football is called soccer in the US – huh? I get confused
  9. Bachelor degrees are called that because single men need a strong deoderant.
  10. There are no holidays in August because we call them vacations.

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© 2019 BS

Fibbing Friday

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Fibbing Friday

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I’m late as usual posting my responses to challenges. But this one is fun, so here it is on Monday! 🙂

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These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

The instructions you can find at the above link.

The questions:

1. What are Porkies, Chorkies and Morkies?
2. Why did the Wicked Witch of the West melt?
3. Will Smith said ‘I’ve got to get me one of these’. What was he referring to?
4. Why aren’t dumb blondes quiet?
5. Why do they call it ‘High Tea?’
6. What makes a banana split?
7. What happened when the Princess kissed the frog for a second time?
8. What goes best on rhubarb?
9. How is the best way to serve coffee?
10. Why are rock buns so called?

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My silly answers:

  1. These are specialty sandwiches made of pork, chicken, and mutton.
  2. The wicked witch melted because it was 120 degrees in Kansas that day.
  3. Will Smith wanted one of those porkie, chorkie morkie sandwiches
  4. Dumb blondes aren’t quiet because they are dim bulbs and want to prove it
  5. They call it ‘high tea’ because in order to properly partake of the libation you have to perch upon a ladder.
  6. A banana splits because it wants to be a cheerleader.
  7. The 2nd time the Princess kissed the frog, she threw up because he had bug breath.
  8. Asparagus goes best on rhubarb, because red and green look like Christmas colors.
  9. The best way to serve coffee is to lob it over a net with a tennis racket.
  10. Rock buns are so called because the chef baked them too long and now they are stale.

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© 2019 BS