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Fibbing Friday – Holiday Madness

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Fibbing Friday – Holiday Madness

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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  1. What does it mean to “come a-wassailing”? … Sounds like a person with a lisp is challenging you to a wrestling match.
  2. What was on Little Jack Horner’s thumb when he pulled it out of his Christmas pie? … Hate to say it, but one of those Murder Hornets were hiding in the pie filling.
  3. According to the song, what was it that “My True Love gave to me” on the 8th day of Christmas? … My true love annoyed me by playing “8 Days a Week” song 8 times a day.
  4. What is the purpose of a Yule log? … It’s like a diary … a journal you ‘log-in’ to for writing down your daily thoughts.
  5. What was so special about the reindeer named Rudolph? … Rudolph was really an AI and had a GPS brain so he could find his way around the world.
  6. What were the names of Santa’s reindeer? … Mustang, Barracuda, Viper, Cougar, Cobra, Firebird, Ram, Impala, and Thunderbird.
  7. Why do we leave a snack for Santa? … You have to leave a snack for Santa as payment for all the gifts he brings.
  8. Who or what is Krampus? … Another name for the Grinch.
  9. How did the tradition of kissing under mistletoe get started? … Mistletoe is a known parasite that sucks life from a host plant. So we kiss to show how that kind of works.
  10. Why is Christmas celebrated in December? … Because winter is boring and we need something festive to liven up the drab days.

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Fibbing Friday – Holiday Madness

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Fibbing Friday – Holiday Madness

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These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

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  1. Why is this month called “November”?

It’s the month of ‘no’ remembering. It clears our memory of last winter so we won’t compare it to this one.

  1. Why is Thanksgiving always the fourth Thursday of November instead of just being on a particular date?

It keeps changing the date to confuse me about my Thanksgiving birthday. Sometimes it’s on the holiday, sometimes not.

  1. What is No Shave November?

Supplies of shaving cream dwindle to almost nothing this time of year, so people can’t shave until more supplies come in.

  1. What is the day after Halloween called?

Skip school or work day, because you ate too much Halloween candy and now have a stomach ache.

  1. Why is turkey traditionally served at Thanksgiving?

I don’t know, but I wish they’d stop it – I don’t like turkey.

  1. So just what is a giblet anyway?

A giblet is a children’s singing group.

  1. Why are Veteran’s Day, Armistice Day, and Remembrance Day all on November 11th?

No disrespect intended, but the first letter of each of these are VAR – and stands for a variety of special days squished into one day.

  1. Why is November National Novel Writing Month (NaNoWriMo)?

Why is the sky blue? Why is the grass green? Why not!

  1. Why is the day after Thanksgiving called “Black Friday”?

In honor of all the tasteless, dried out, burned turkeys from Thanksgiving having to be thrown out.

  1. Why is the Monday after Thanksgiving called “Cyber Monday”?

It’s the day when all the Cyborgs come crawling out of the closets to cause chaos.

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