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Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday

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Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday

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Here are a few calendar funnies from the last few days:

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My friends and I are in a band called Duvet … We’re a cover band.

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I just realized my countertop is made of marble. I’ve been taking it for granite for years.

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What’s the world’s saddest pizza? … Pepperlonely

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© 2021 BS

Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday

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Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday

One-Liner Wednesday – Torture (without pain)

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What is a circuit board’s favorite snack?  … Computer Chips

Have you heard about the new broom?  … It’s sweeping the nation

I feel like I’m in Season 5 of my life and the writers are just making ridiculous stuff happen to keep things interesting

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© 2020 BS

Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday

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Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday 

One-Liner Wednesday, July 29th – I’ll take that

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Calendar Funnies:

“Today’s good mood is sponsored by Coffee!”

“I don’t buy anything with Velcro. It’s a total rip-off!”

“What kind of room can’t you enter? A mushroom!

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© 2020 BS

 

Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday

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Calendar Funnies – One Liner Wednesday

One-Liner Wednesday, June 24th – Butterflies

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More fun calendar pages:

  • “My daily routine: Get up, Be Amazing, Go back to bed”
  • “I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know, just to be sure.”
  • “It’s called Karma, and it’s pronounced ‘ha ha ha’.

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Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️

© 2020 BS