Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

 

This weekly challenge presents some questions that we are to give wrong answer to. It’s all in fun.

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1. What is the most intelligent lifeform on Earth? … Believe it or not it’s the Earth Worm. It’s managed to survive for millions of years.
2. Why did we really go to school? … We were required to go to school so we could be brainwashed.
3. What did teachers do during recess? … To relax for awhile they stayed inside and took off their human disguise.
4. How did you get to school? … hop, skip, jump, turn cartwheels, over and over until I got to school.
5. What was life like before the Internet? … We lived in the dark ages.
6. What is the best thing about social media? … The best thing is the training of our eyes to be hypnotized.
7. What is your favorite thing to put chocolate sauce on? … Your hair – it makes a great creme rinse & smells good.
8. Doctors were all wrong…humans don’t need water. What do they need? … Sunshine, lollipops, & rainbows.
9. Dolphins are not mammals. What are they? … Secret spies from a galaxy far far away.
10. There is a Lost Dutchman’s Mine, but where is it? … The mine is deep down in the ground.

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