Fibbing Friday – Nursery Rhymes

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Fibbing Friday – Nursery Rhymes 

 

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

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Look! We have a new photo for the challenge. Pretty cool – the word Truth has little word ‘lies’ in the letters, on a green, white, & red background. You can click the photo to see better. 🙂

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  1. How did the phrase, “That’s the last straw!” originate?

It was a contest held at a restaurant, and the person who took the last straw in the dispenser won a prize.

  1. What really grows in Contrary Mary’s garden?

Mary’s was a garden of good and evil – she grew roses – beautiful, yet dangerous and thorny.

  1. Though often depicted as such, Humpty Dumpty is never called an egg in the nursery rhyme. Who or what is he, really?

Humpty Dumpty was a Numpty raging about a wall. I think you know who I mean.

  1. How much wool did the black sheep have, and where did he get it?

The black sheep got all his yarn at the craft store – as much as he needed to finish a project.

  1. Why did the little lamb follow Mary everywhere she went?

The lamb followed Mary because she had tasty lamb kibbles in her pocket.

  1. What exactly is a tuffet?

A tuffet is a dish scrubber.

  1. What happened to the Knave of Hearts after he stole the Queen’s tarts?

The Knave got sick from eating the tarts because they were past their expiration date.

  1. What kind of pie was Little Jack Horner eating?

Little Jack Horner was having some of the King’s blackbird pie.

  1. Why did the girls cry when Georgie Porgie kissed them?

The girls cried foul when Georgie kissed them, because he had bad breath.

  1. What does the phrase, “Bob’s your uncle” mean?

It means someone is telling a lie, because I don’t have an uncle named Bob.

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10 responses »

  1. These are great! Apparently, we were mostly on hive-mind about Georgie Porgie. I think only one person didn’t say something about “bad breath” or “halatosis”.

    • Thanks, Frank! It’s so fun to think up silly answers each week. You’re right about poor Georgie and his bad breath – we all agree – get some mothwash! haha
      It’s funny how we lots of time have such similar answers. I never read others until I’ve done mine, either. 🙂

  2. Ha! I think some people actually think there’s a prize to be had for taking the last napkin from the dispenser at a restaurant with how many they grab. I watched a lady completely clean out a full napkin dispenser right in front of the manager before… just daring him to try and stop her from taking them all home with her!

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