Fibbing Friday – Confusing Christmas ??
These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!
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1. What do you get hanging from Santa’s roof? — frozen icicle toes
2. Where does Santa get his annual flu jab? — he gets it at the local supermarket
3. What kind of motor bike does Santa ride when he’s off duty? — no motor – just a banana seat bike
4. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? — hearing the kids keep asking ‘what’s that’ over and over
5. What do you get when you run over a skunk with Santa’s Sleigh? — a poor dead skunk
6. What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school? — how to paint stripes on candy canes
7. What goes Oh, Oh, Oh? — Santa’s replay sounds backwards in a secret message
8. Who is the King of Santa’s helpers? — his dog named King
9. What’s worse than Rudolph with a runny nose? — a hanging off the roof with frozen icicle toes
10. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? — Frosty Fangs
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