Fibbing Friday – Falsehood Fun

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Fibbing Friday – Falsehood Fun

These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

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What makes a hyena laugh?

A hyena laughs because it’s in his job description. When tourists come by to take his picture, they expect to see him laughing. What he’s really laughing at is the people taking his picture.

 What is Mrs Claus’ christian name?

Paitence – she has to put up with those pesky elves running around, reindeer stomping her garden, and Santa, her Mr. only has one job a year, and doesn’t even get paid for it.

 What did little Jack Horner pull out of his pie?

A hair – because the person who made the pie didn’t wear a hair net.

Where will you find the brightest star?

In the sky during the day time – it’s called the Sun.

 Which is the odd one out: feather, light, middle, heavy, dead

Dead, because when you’re dead – you’re out.

 What makes gas?

Beans, beans the musical fruit.

 Why do ants march?

Because the queen ant is a tyrant

What is a gaffer?

A gaffer is a golfer that cracks jokes during a round of golf. He’s a golfer/laugher = gaffer

 What is a polygon?

Polygon was the original name of the game of Monopoly, but it was vetoed – now it’s gone for good.

Why have all my questions begun with the letter ‘W’?

Because it’s the Weekend, so beginning the questions with W will remind us.

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Thanks for visiting! Peace ☮️

© 2019 BS

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