Fibbing Friday – Ten Terrible Untruths
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These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!
The instructions you can find at the link below.
https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2019/10/25/fibbing-friday-25th-october/
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1. What makes squash? A big hairy creature named Sass. That’s it’s first name. His last name is Squash. I don’t know who made him.
2. How would you describe ‘hen pecked’? It’s what happens when you anger a chicken. It pecks you with it’s beak, and it hurts!
3. What’s a tuffet? A tuffet is a large cushion made of a Portabello mushroom.You could say it’s an edible chair.
4. What would you do with a flump? I’d put the flump on an educational TV program for children.He looks kinda like a lumpy elephant.
5. Why was the mate plucking pheasants? Because the pheasants loved having their feathers ruffled. It put them in a Zen mood.
6. What are minis, midis, and maxis? Well, without TMI, they are pads.
7. What would you find if you went down to the woods today? A magical place, because no woods has ever existed here before.
8. What’s a titfer? It’s the opposite of ‘tatter’ – in other words a titfer is something unbroken, while a tatter is in shatters.
9. Why are fire engines red? Fire engines are red because they have to blend in with the fires in order to sneak up on them & squirt them with water
10. What’s green and goes round and round? A frog rolling down a grassy hill
Images from Pixabay
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Hilarious answers. 😂
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Thanks, Sadje! It was fun making these up. 🙂
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They are fun and funny. 😄😂
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Some great answers here!
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Thanks, Di. Good questions and it was fun to think up something silly for the answers. 🙂
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The sillier the better!
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Yes, they are, and I get a kick out of reading everyone’s responses. 🙂
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