Fibbing Friday Q & A

Fibbing Friday Q & A

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These are fun questions we’re supposed to answer in any kind of silly, wrong, or outrageous ways. Just for fun!

The instructions you can find at the above link.

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Questions:

1. Exactly who was the catcher in the rye?
2. Where exactly does the red fern grow?
3. To Kill a Mockingbird wasn’t about a trial. What was it about?
4. If one does not simply walk into Mordor, exactly how is one supposed to get in?
5. Why were they hunting for the Red October?
6. What exactly was the clear and present danger?
7. What was the black spot?
8. The Lottery wasn’t about the pitfalls of blindly following tradition. What was it about?
9. What kind of progress was the pilgrim making?
10. Exactly who was the man in the iron mask?

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My Answers:

1. Exactly who was the catcher in the rye? A bird called the scissor tail fly catcher – he hides in the rye and catches flies
2. Where exactly does the red fern grow? The red fern grows where the sun don’t shine.
3. To Kill a Mockingbird wasn’t about a trial. What was it about? It’s a code phrase for a nasty computer virus.
4. If one does not simply walk into Mordor, exactly how is one supposed to get in? Click your ruby slippers together 3 times, “let me in”.
5. Why were they hunting for the Red October? Because red was trying to take over being the Halloween color instead of orange.
6. What exactly was the clear and present danger? Clear fabric softener spilled on the floor – an accident waiting to happen.
7. What was the black spot? The part of the toast that got burned.
8. The Lottery wasn’t about the pitfalls of blindly following tradition. What was it about? A waitress who receives a $1,000 tip.
9. What kind of progress was the pilgrim making? He finally learned how to sew buckles on his hat and shoes.
10. Exactly who was the man in the iron mask? Hannible Lector.

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