6th Annual COW – Contest of Whatever


Contest of Whatever

The Sixth Annual Contest Of Whatever!


In case you’re wondering, this is a fun contest hosted by the Evil Squirrel’s Nest. You can find out more by clicking the above link.

This Contest of Whatever is just that…make up something silly…whatever you want, but it needs to start out with this:

A squirrel walked into a bar…

The rest is up to you. There’s still a few days left, if you’d like to join in the fun. ๐Ÿ™‚


A squirrel walked into a bar…

Looking around he asks Doc, the bartender, “Is the the COW place?”

The bartender shrugged. “Whatever you want…what’ll it be?”

Thinking a few moments, the squirrel asks for a Daiquiri with an almond in it.

Knowing they were fresh out of almonds, Doc the bartender puts a Hickory nut into the Daiquiri instead.

“Here ya go”, he says to the squirrel.

The squirrel takes a sip. He can taste the difference. Calling over the bartender again, he says, “I didn’t order a Hickory Daiquiri, Doc.”

Doc laughed and laughed. “Sorry, squirrel, this is the COW bar, and you’ll take what you get.”

Squirrel went berserk, just like he’d done in church the past Sunday.




“the Mississippi Squirrel Revival”, by Ray Stevens, appears on his 1984 album, “He Thinks He’s Ray Stevens”. It was written by Cyrus ‘Buddy’ Kalb, and Carlene Kalb, and is on the MCA label.


Now that’s funny!



UPDATE: Well, the contest is over, and I didn’t win, but I did get this nifty little badge! Yay! ๐Ÿ™‚


Thanks for visiting! Peace โ˜ฎ๏ธ

ยฉ 2019 BS

21 responses »

  1. Ha! Two straight entries with a drink pun! And you can’t go wrong with adding a little star power… me and the sisters used to have a Ray Stephens cassette that we played on family road trips. Thank you for playing along with the 6th annual CoW, and best of luck to you!

    • Thanks, Bill! It was lots of fun putting this together for the contest! Looking forward to reading what others will be posting, too!
      haha that pun story…my mister told me that one the other day, but was a little different, so I added contest stuff. ๐Ÿ™‚ Glad you liked it!

  2. Cute! Also, Ray Stevens is a HOOT! I used to know them all. Sister Sue in the front pew, better than you — or somethin like that, he always cracked me up!

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