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Me: pacing the floor.
Chair: There she goes, again.
Me: looking out the back door, watching rain come down in torrents.
Chair: She thinks pacing and looking out the door will help.
Me: looking out the front door, watching rain come down, flooding the yard and street.
Chair: Hey, stop with the pacing, already!
Me: stops in front of the TV to check weather radar
Chair: Yeah, it’s raining out there, settle down!
Me: looking in junk drawer for flashlight, checking for batteries, not finding any.
Chair: (sigh) Would you just come sit down? I’m nice and comfortable.
Me: looking around the room. “Did someone say something?”
Chair: Oops…
Me: speaking to room, “Okay, you ghosts, I know you’re there.”
Chair: Sheesh, she blames everything on the house ghosts.
Me: jumping at the sound of crashing thunder. “That was close. Come on, Cricket, let’s go hide.”
Chair: I give up.
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© 2017 BS
lmao gurl… I had a visual of this chair telling you to stop with the pacing lololol…
haha! Glad you liked the mind reading chair! 🙂
Oh I did gurl…lol… I had a visual and everything still laughing as I remember your post lololl
I hope my chairs don’t really start talking out loud! haha 🙂
Nice one, enjoyed reading it.
Thanks, Elsie! It was fun to write. Glad you liked reading. 🙂
Very nice! I love it when you really let your imagination go!
Thanks so much, Brian! 🙂 I’m happy to know you’ve enjoyed reading. 🙂
LOL That was so funny and relatable! 🙂
Thanks, Joey! This is pretty much what I do every time there is a storm! haha! 😉