ONE LINER WEDNESDAY – DID I JUST HEAR THAT?

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ONE LINER WEDNESDAY – DID I JUST HEAR THAT?

“The sun is being regurgitated.”

“The clouds will start to coagulate…”

“…wear your rain sufficient dressing…”

I’m lumping these one liners together, because they all came from television weather newscasters in the last couple of days. What they said really made us do a double-take, and ask, “Did I just hear that?” We had to laugh!

On viewing the eclipse, one national weather news person remarked, “The sun is being regurgitated.” This was after totality, and the sun became visible again.

Our local weather person, just ad-libbing during the weather report, said the following on two different days. “The clouds will start to coagulate together to bring us rain.” and “Make sure you wear your rain sufficient dressing today.”

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For One Liner Wednesday – https://lindaghill.com/2017/08/23/one-liner-wednesday-were-wild-here/

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Thanks for visiting! Peace }i{

Β© 2017 BS

21 responses »

    • Not sure about the eclipse guy, he sounded English maybe, but the local girl, she speaks very clear English. I think she is just new to the job, and gets flustered. πŸ™‚

    • Thanks! It sure caught our attention to hear what they said. We like watching the weather news, and seems they change weather reporters quite often. Could be to give newcomers to the job a chance to practice speaking in front of the TV camera. They are pretty funny sometimes! πŸ™‚

  1. It makes me wonder if someone said he or she was too mundane, or needed to use more scientific, intellectual language. You want intellectual? I’ll give you intellectual.

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