A to Z BLOG CHALLENGE … LETTER V
DAFFY DEFINITIONS
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Daffy Definition = vituperation – The distinctive smell of sweat that is exuded after taking certain vitamins.
Sentence = Bonnie smelled like an orange when she worked out, after taking her vitamin C.
Real Definition = Sustained and bitter railing and condemnation; vituperative utterance (abuse)
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Daffy Definition = varve – An insect egg; an undeveloped larva.
Sentence = Vector control reports that local ponds have been inundated with mosquito varve, and are due to hatch out soon.
Real Definition = A pair of layers of alternately finer and coarser silt or clay believed to comprise an annual cycle of deposition in a body of still water.
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Daffy Definition = velamen – A breath refresher tablet, for men.
Sentence = Guys, tired of your mouth feeling fruity and minty? Velamen breath tablets are available in these new flavors…steak, beer, and jalapeno/cheese.
Real Definition = The thick, corky epidermis of aerial roots of an epiphytic orchid, that absorbs water from the atmosphere.
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teleportingweena 
That was interesting! Only four more letters to go!!
Hi, DoreenB8, and thanks for visiting here and for the comment. Glad you enjoyed reading the daffy definitions. I’ve had fun this A2Z Challenge, and these last 4 letters coming up seem to be the most difficult. Hopefully I can remember some of these new words š