Daffy Definition = uxoricide – A laundry detergent combining Borax, bleach, and a powerful germicide.
Sentence = Your laundry day blues will be washed away, when you use new and improved, 3-in-1 uxoricide.
Real Definition = Murder of a wife by her husband; a wife murderer.
Daffy Definition = umbrageous – A one-of-a-kind, gorgeous, umbrella.
Sentence = Princess Cynthia commissioned an umbrageous be crafted for her 21st birthday.
Real Definition = Shady; inclined to take offense easily; filled with shadows.
Daffy Definition = ukiyo-ye – A stringed, musical instrument resembling a ukulele, having the distinction of being only used with the singing of yodels.
Sentence = At the barn dance, Tom was yodeling into the microphone, while also playing his ukiyo-ye.
Real Definition = A Japanese art movement that flourished from the 17th to the 19th century, and produced paintings and prints depicting the everyday life and interests of the common people; also, the paintings and prints themselves.
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